July 14, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Eggo said: No one is mentioning Lil Jordan Humphrey as one of our better WRs of the 21st century. His one great season was one of the few bright spots of that group.
July 14, 20214 yr 17 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said: 6th all time in single season receptions and receiving yards. Where were you in 2018?
July 14, 20214 yr 10 minutes ago, Eggo said: 6th all time in single season receptions and receiving yards. Where were you in 2018? One season. Roy was really fucking good for 3, and once Shipley recovered from his 19th knee surgeey he was fucking outstanding for 4.
July 14, 20214 yr 24 minutes ago, conVINCEd said: One season. Roy was really fucking good for 3, and once Shipley recovered from his 19th knee surgeey he was fucking outstanding for 4. Fine. But he was still only the 2nd receiver since Shipley to have a 1,000 yard receiving season. The other one was *checks notes* John Harris.
July 14, 20214 yr Does anyone know where the former WR thread is? I want to talk about the current roster and upcoming season there.
July 15, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Eggo said: Fine. But he was still only the 2nd receiver since Shipley to have a 1,000 yard receiving season. The other one was *checks notes* John Harris. harris was a hell of a gaskamp winner. that senior season came out of fucking nowhere.
July 15, 20214 yr 10 minutes ago, Knighthawk said: How bout the all name wr team. quan cosby bill boy bryant that’s all I got. Lil' Jordan Humphrey is a pretty good one.
July 15, 20214 yr Fuck it. How about Randy Peschel? Yeah, yeah he's a tight end but not any more off track than this page.
July 15, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, futureman said: harris was a hell of a gaskamp winner. that senior season came out of fucking nowhere. Unfortunately, that breakout probably saved Shawn Watson's job.
July 15, 20214 yr 59 minutes ago, Knighthawk said: How bout the all name wr team. quan cosby bill boy bryant that’s all I got. Cotton Speyrer Johnny "Lam" Jones Kwame Cavil Limas Sweed Devin Duvernay Marquise Goodwin Wane McGarity Randy Peschel Lovell Pinkney Herkie Walls
July 15, 20214 yr 29 minutes ago, LTtxfan said: Cotton Speyrer Johnny "Lam" Jones Kwame Cavil Limas Sweed Devin Duvernay Marquise Goodwin Wane McGarity Randy Peschel Lovell Pinkney Herkie Walls You can’t leave Cosmo Palmieri off that list.
July 15, 20214 yr 24 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said: Offseason. In all its radiant GLO-ry. Can I get an amen?!
July 15, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Mother mopar said: What the fuck is going on. Typical surly revisionist history..
July 15, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Mother mopar said: What the fuck is going on. My favorite Marvin Gaye song.
July 15, 20214 yr 10 hours ago, longhornmatt said: Absolutely. Without Harris’s production we only gained 21 yards as a team in the bowl game against Arkansas that year, but of course with Harris we exploded for 57 yards.
July 15, 20214 yr 49 minutes ago, South Austin said: My favorite Marvin Gaye song. Got to fucking give it up.
July 15, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Royale with cheese said: In all its radiant GLO-ry. Can I get an amen?!
July 15, 20214 yr 10 hours ago, longhornmatt said: Absolutely. Without Harris’s production we only gained 21 yards as a team in the bowl game against Arkansas that year, but of course with Harris we exploded for 57 yards. I think further mentioning of this event should be a bannable offense on this site. Every time it is referenced I die a little on the inside.
July 15, 20214 yr Absolutely. Without Harris’s production we only gained 21 yards as a team in the bowl game against Arkansas that year, but of course with Harris we exploded for 57 yards.How AD/President/Boosters didn’t demand the firing or fire themselves the entire offensive staff after that game bottles the mind.
July 15, 20214 yr I think further mentioning of this event should be a bannable offense on this site. Every time it is referenced I die a little on the inside. Since I became a fan, I have never missed a Texas bowl game. Except one.I was out of the country in a place where it was going to be nearly impossible to watch, so missed this one.When I looked at the stats, my first thought was ESPN had fucked up. Even with as bad as our offense was that year, 53 yards for the game was pretty shocking.I've never watched a snap of that game and never will.
July 15, 20214 yr 11 minutes ago, texifornia said: The only kickers currently listed on the official website roster are Cameron Dicker and Erwin von Nacher.
July 15, 20214 yr 19 hours ago, conVINCEd said: once Shipley recovered from his 19th knee surgeey he was fucking outstanding for 4. Yea but he didnt really do much the other 6 years on the 40 acres.
July 15, 20214 yr 42 minutes ago, markstanco said: Yea but he didnt really do much the other 6 years on the 40 acres. Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.
July 15, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, UDontKnow said: The only kickers currently listed on the official website roster are Cameron Dicker and Erwin von Nacher. No. 96. He's not on the TexasSports.com roster yet, but he's on the roster they released today. Additionally, Bert Auburn (a freshman), is no. 45 Edited July 15, 20214 yr by MuellerHorn
July 15, 20214 yr Since I became a fan, I have never missed a Texas bowl game. Except one.I was out of the country in a place where it was going to be nearly impossible to watch, so missed this one.When I looked at the stats, my first thought was ESPN had fucked up. Even with as bad as our offense was that year, 53 yards for the game was pretty shocking.I've never watched a snap of that game and never will.I set an alarm to watch that game in Ireland. I envy you.
July 15, 20214 yr Since I became a fan, I have never missed a Texas bowl game. Except one.I was out of the country in a place where it was going to be nearly impossible to watch, so missed this one.When I looked at the stats, my first thought was ESPN had fucked up. Even with as bad as our offense was that year, 53 yards for the game was pretty shocking.I've never watched a snap of that game and never will.I set an alarm to watch that game in Ireland. I envy you. Was in Italy and forgot about it until it popped up on my phone in the morning. Glad I did. Even though I grasp his bad it was, it doesn’t bring quite the level of visceral negative thoughts many have because I didn’t see it.
July 15, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, Tex Pete said: I don't remember where I was. Only that I was sobbing uncontrollably. When my family left the stadium that night, the toothless arky bastards were ruthless. Drunk hillbillies were trying to pick fights in the parking lot. My daughter-in-law had her first exposure to that fan base and she was uphauled. Getting back to the hotel alive is the only good thing I remember from that night.
July 15, 20214 yr The only kickers currently listed on the official website roster are Cameron Dicker and Erwin von Nacher. I thought Colonel Erwin von Nacher died in the Crimean War while leading a cavalry charge. As I recall, his horse slipped in the mud and he stabbed himself with his own saber. Cossacks then finished him off and fed his corpse to the dogs. Oh well, nevertheless, hopefully we’ll get more depth in the kicking game. Never know when we’ll find the next Ryan Bailey.
July 15, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said: Since I became a fan, I have never missed a Texas bowl game. Except one. I was out of the country in a place where it was going to be nearly impossible to watch, so missed this one. When I looked at the stats, my first thought was ESPN had fucked up. Even with as bad as our offense was that year, 53 yards for the game was pretty shocking. I've never watched a snap of that game and never will. I was at that Texas Bowl. I wish I had never seen it and didn't have to hear the orgiastic squealing of the mouth breathing, toothless Arky fan fuckards as Texas just spewed ineptness across Reliant Stadium. That fucking game sucked and the entire offensive staff should have been shit pumped after that game.
July 15, 20214 yr 12 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said: I thought Colonel Erwin von Nacher died in the Crimean War while leading a cavalry charge. As I recall, his horse slipped in the mud and he stabbed himself with his own saber. Cossacks then finished him off and fed his corpse to the dogs. Oh well, nevertheless, hopefully we’ll get more depth in the kicking game. Never know when we’ll find the next Ryan Bailey. God you're such an idiot. von Nacher got chased across the desert by Monty and took a cyanide pill to avoid a conspiracy trial
July 15, 20214 yr WTF, the shittiest bowl ever and this guy are dominating the thread? (Just kidding, Erwin, you’re a badass, congrats on being a part of the team.) The Maginot Line talk isn’t going to start up again, is it?
July 15, 20214 yr 12 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said: The Maginot Line talk isn’t going to start up again, is it? Nope, but I’ve got some thoughts on Napoleon’s handling of Operation Barbarossa if you guys are interested.
July 15, 20214 yr WTF, the shittiest bowl ever and this guy are dominating the thread? (Just kidding, Erwin, you’re a badass, congrats on being a part of the team.) The Maginot Line talk isn’t going to start up again, is it?Maginot Line? Are we talking about Bull Reese’s defense against crossing patterns against Joey Harrington in the Holiday Bowl, Bull Reese mugging linebackers at the line of scrimmage, or Duane Akina/Larry Mac Duff’s 4-3 coverage against Jordy Nelson in 2007.OT: It really would be nice to see if Coach K can offer schematic and tactical advantages on that side of the ball.
July 15, 20214 yr 5 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said: Since I became a fan, I have never missed a Texas bowl game. Except one. I was out of the country in a place where it was going to be nearly impossible to watch, so missed this one. When I looked at the stats, my first thought was ESPN had fucked up. Even with as bad as our offense was that year, 53 yards for the game was pretty shocking. I've never watched a snap of that game and never will. It might have been your fault, butterfly...
July 15, 20214 yr Be interesting to see if ULL defends Texas like they did ISU. Committed to stopping the run with numbers and didn't think the ISU WR's could beat the ULL Corners.
July 15, 20214 yr 27 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said: Be interesting to see if ULL defends Texas like they did ISU. Committed to stopping the run with numbers and didn't think the ISU WR's could beat the ULL Corners. I think every team should defend this way... Similar to how most good offenses are set up to get the the ball to the best athletes, the defense should entice the offense to play at the best defenders, which should be Corners. A decent pass rush helps, of course.
July 15, 20214 yr But what if Roy Williams was playing against ULL with the Sark offense? Huh? Huh?? Then what kind of numbers would he put up?
July 15, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, BrazilHorn said: I was at that Texas Bowl. I wish I had never seen it and didn't have to hear the orgiastic squealing of the mouth breathing, toothless Arky fan fuckards as Texas just spewed ineptness across Reliant Stadium. That fucking game sucked and the entire offensive staff should have been shit pumped after that game. I watched that game, but have no recollection of it. Zero. I've been told by people that I did indeed see it, but can't remember anything about it. I guess it's similar to trauma victims forgetting their experiences. My brain was wiped of it.
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