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5 minutes ago, Jack Wilson said:

Little-known fact: Traylor coached G.J. Kinne, a pretty fair little QB who signed with us in 2007 but was stuck behind Colt. He transferred and performed very well at Tulsa. He had a few cups of coffee in the League and played Canadian ball for a year. I wish he'd stayed and waited it out with us because in 2010 we had Squints, Connor Wood (who?) and Sherrod Harris. What a cluster-fuck.

Traylor recruited Kinne (literally) after his junior year at Canton, where he'd shown great promise. Gilmer was the Alabama of ETex at that time so I'm sure to Kinne the grass looked greener there. Kinne is now the OC and QB coach at Hawaii. 

One of TH's many, many mistakes was not keeping Traylor. Oh, well . . . 

pretty sure they still are

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2 minutes ago, NoName said:

pretty sure they still are

Naw, thats Carthage. Absolute machine in Etx

8 minutes ago, Jack Wilson said:

Little-known fact: Traylor coached G.J. Kinne, a pretty fair little QB who signed with us in 2007 but was stuck behind Colt. He transferred and performed very well at Tulsa. He had a few cups of coffee in the League and played Canadian ball for a year. I wish he'd stayed and waited it out with us because in 2010 we had Squints, Connor Wood (who?) and Sherrod Harris. What a cluster-fuck.

Traylor recruited Kinne (literally) after his junior year at Canton, where he'd shown great promise.

This was also a year after Kinne's dad (his coach at Canton HS) was shot by a player's father. Kinne had good reason to want to leave Canton.

7 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

This was also a year after Kinne's dad (his coach at Canton HS) was shot by a player's father. Kinne had good reason to want to leave Canton.

Kinne's dad recovered, albeit without a portion of his digestive tract, and was hired to coach linebackers at Baylor, with the unwritten assumption that son Kinne would sign there. Instead, he signed with us. As I mentioned earlier, I sure wish he'd stayed on the Forty.

18 hours ago, Jack Wilson said:

Totally agree. And Brian Jones ain't all that great. What does that say about Achoo?

Gesundheit 

15 hours ago, Post Oak said:

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Jack Wilson said:

As I mentioned earlier, I sure wish he'd stayed on the Forty.

Agreed. Might have saved us a lot of suffering over a number of years.

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2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

That's literally how the progression works. Started off as TE coach, moved his way up, got a head coach gig at a non p5. If he succeeds there his next stop is p5, likely low tier p5. From there it would be big time p5 school.

 

You don't go from HC of a g5 to OC of p5.

The Texans and Josh McCown didn’t get this memo. 

Sorry to go Satya on everyone, but I’ll feel a lot better when they officially add Choate to the coaches’ page. It’s even Tuesday, dammit. 

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1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

Sorry to go Satya on everyone, but I’ll feel a lot better when they officially add Choate to the coaches’ page. It’s even Tuesday, dammit. 

Given that he's already officially left MSU, it's probably just administrative bollocks.

Yes, I’ve seen plenty of confirmation from his end, I just hope there’s not administrative bollocks on our end. Bollocks hurt like a MFer

3 hours ago, Jack Wilson said:

Traylor recruited Kinne (literally) after his junior year at Canton, where he'd shown great promise. Gilmer was the Alabama of ETex at that time so I'm sure to Kinne the grass looked greener there. Kinne is now the OC and QB coach at Hawaii. 

Literally?

4 hours ago, Jack Wilson said:

Little-known fact: Traylor coached G.J. Kinne, a pretty fair little QB who signed with us in 2007 but was stuck behind Colt. He transferred and performed very well at Tulsa. He had a few cups of coffee in the League and played Canadian ball for a year. I wish he'd stayed and waited it out with us because in 2010 we had Squints, Connor Wood (who?) and Sherrod Harris. What a cluster-fuck.

Traylor recruited Kinne (literally) after his junior year at Canton, where he'd shown great promise. Gilmer was the Alabama of ETex at that time so I'm sure to Kinne the grass looked greener there. Kinne is now the OC and QB coach at Hawaii. 

One of TH's many, many mistakes was not keeping Traylor. Oh, well . . . 

Being 2 years behind Colt, I always thought he was waiting for a chance to take the helm after Colt... until Garrett Gilbert’s dad struck the exclusive deal with FUPM. Can’t have b2b three star QBs starting at Texas, you know.

1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

Yes, I’ve seen plenty of confirmation from his end, I just hope there’s not administrative bollocks on our end. Bollocks hurt like a MFer

He may be the guy who has the most difficult time making the quick transition. If I recall correctly he was only making about $250k from his last gig, so dropping everything and moving to Austin isn't a trivial thing. I haven't heard any reports that the entire staff is on campus yet, but I did see something last week that everyone was expected in this week at some point.  

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

Who's the dude who appears between Epps and Adimora?

17 hours ago, General Specific said:


What’s an ESPN? /s

“When ESPN has lost its fun” Green Day.

Wait, what?



---"And that's why I read 'ESPN the magazine.'"  LULZ.

6 hours ago, Jack Wilson said:

Little-known fact: Traylor coached G.J. Kinne, a pretty fair little QB who signed with us in 2007 but was stuck behind Colt. He transferred and performed very well at Tulsa. He had a few cups of coffee in the League and played Canadian ball for a year. I wish he'd stayed and waited it out with us because in 2010 we had Squints, Connor Wood (who?) and Sherrod Harris. What a cluster-fuck.

Traylor recruited Kinne (literally) after his junior year at Canton, where he'd shown great promise. Gilmer was the Alabama of ETex at that time so I'm sure to Kinne the grass looked greener there. Kinne is now the OC and QB coach at Hawaii. 

One of TH's many, many mistakes was not keeping Traylor. Oh, well . . . 

GJ’s aunt was a hot little spinner

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

Given that he's already officially left MSU, it's probably just administrative bollocks.

 

4 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Yes, I’ve seen plenty of confirmation from his end, I just hope there’s not administrative bollocks on our end. Bollocks hurt like a MFer

Never mind the bollocks.  

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2 hours ago, jw4381 said:

Gruntled?

Yes. Was 2nd- or 3rd-string on a Playoff team. They're a bit surprised he's leaving.

18 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Well, Mark, there is this little crimson problem...

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God I love Mark Henry and I don't even watch wrasslin. Dude's love for UT is bigger than his body. 

Maybe if he’ll just lay off the “supplements” for a while, everything can have a chance to de-glassify. Not sure what that will do to his speed though. 
I too am of the opinion of him getting away from his brother and his lifting routine.
16 hours ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

GJ’s aunt was a hot little spinner

You know the rules around here.

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Tim Blake Nelson - Rotten Tomatoes

We got Tim Blake Nelson as the Chief of staff?

I'm guessing that would be funnier if I knew who Tim Blake Belson is.

Or maybe not.

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1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

I'm guessing that would be funnier if I knew who Tim Blake Belson is.

Or maybe not.

Shoulda watched Watchmen

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I'm guessing that would be funnier if I knew who Tim Blake Belson is.
Or maybe not.

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6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Shoulda watched Watchmen

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Fantastic show

18 minutes ago, nycHorn said:


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And I'm guessing I'm probably one of the 90%+ of people who saw that movie and couldn't name him to save our lives.

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

In 2013, Grooms was named FootballScoop.com’s 2013 Director of Football Operations of the Year for his contributions at Ohio.

 

 

Hmmm... so it’s not like he is just some JAG... once again a solid hire by Sark and Co (also comes from Vandy so maybe it balances out the “bagginess” of the perception of the staff).

23 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Hes great but hes also a gigantic Sooner

That's Tim Blake Nelson's music...

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2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Sorry Huff, we're a Ferrari school now

 

LOL - he has one of those too.

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Sorry Huff, we're a Ferrari school now

 

I like that Jeff Banks already dropped the bag in the pic.

6 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

That's a gas can, bro.

 

Gasman?

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Sorry Huff, we're a Ferrari school now
 
Sark just kicked Fancy Boots to the curb lol

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17 minutes ago, fatheryeet said:

Sark just kicked Fancy Boots to the curb lol

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Good. Her car is ugly as shit 

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