July 20, 20214 yr It was 45 minutes of utterly incompetent football, 12 minutes of a brilliant rally, and 3 minutes of letdown. The halftime score was 22-6 Tech, as Texas had rallied to kick 2 FGs in the last 5:30 of the 1st half. We stopped the opening drive of the 2nd half, returned the punt for a TD, then Colt McCoy promptly threw a pick 6. There's plenty to dissect over that last drive. However, we sucked goat arse for most of that game. With a trip to the MNC on the plate, we failed mentally.Slorchy can come along and say how it’s never a game if the block in the back (borderline) is called. Except here’s one to ponder. What if we score in say about a minute anyway? But I wanted to comment on the horseshit holding call on Ulatoski on the play prior to the pick 6. It changed the play sequence in that series. I believe the only holding call of the game and we got it. Make no mistake that 2008 was the Big 12s worst overlooking holding. OU and Tech benefitted far greater than anyone else. Same shitbird was the head official in both games. Not only were they not calling holding but at least twice their pass blocking consisted of not just grabbing the face mask but an extended pull that ain’t even a judgmental call.Yeah 2008 still is a kick to the groin.
July 20, 20214 yr I wish we could find a spot for Tyler Owens to be productive. Guys that big & fast are rare.
July 20, 20214 yr Author 7 minutes ago, CastHorn said: I wish we could find a spot for Tyler Owens to be productive. Guys that big & fast are rare. It's up to Tyler to accept that spot for himself.
July 20, 20214 yr Don't forget there was like 15 seconds left on the snap clock when Colt handed to McGee for the go ahead TD, leaving just under a minute for Tech to go the length of the field
July 20, 20214 yr 38 minutes ago, texifornia said: Disco is BACK baby the fortress of solitude was my wife's second choice
July 20, 20214 yr 28 minutes ago, cmontexas said: Don't forget there was like 15 seconds left on the snap clock when Colt handed to McGee for the go ahead TD, leaving just under a minute for Tech to go the length of the field I’ve always blamed it on Colt.
July 20, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, CastHorn said: I wish we could find a spot for Tyler Owens to be productive. Guys that big & fast are rare. We have. It’s called linebacker he just has to accept playing it
July 21, 20214 yr Author On 7/19/2021 at 6:55 PM, texifornia said: If you like silly Instagram shit, Cade Brewer is now sponsored by Friday Beers: https://www.instagram.com/p/CRhpTDQDpFi/?utm_medium=copy_link
July 21, 20214 yr Slorchy can come along and say how it’s never a game if the block in the back (borderline) is called. Except here’s one to ponder. What if we score in say about a minute anyway? But I wanted to comment on the horseshit holding call on Ulatoski on the play prior to the pick 6. It changed the play sequence in that series. I believe the only holding call of the game and we got it. Make no mistake that 2008 was the Big 12s worst overlooking holding. OU and Tech benefitted far greater than anyone else. Same shitbird was the head official in both games. Not only were they not calling holding but at least twice their pass blocking consisted of not just grabbing the face mask but an extended pull that ain’t even a judgmental call.Yeah 2008 still is a kick to the groin.Was that the holding on Rak? Also I think that douche for tech with all the face paint was there about then as well.
July 21, 20214 yr Was that the holding on Rak? Also I think that douche for tech with all the face paint was there about then as well. Rylan Reed was the dude molesting Orakpo all night.One of the plays was Orakpo with an armed wrapped around his neck, but it was Kindle that was damn near pulled down by the face mask. If you missed one, you certainly got the other. But nope. Then it was later stopping Roy Miller, maybe L. Houston, on what would have been a nice pressure on Graham.Carter I think was captain face paint and spiked out hair. I do think he was a participant in the shenanigans.
July 21, 20214 yr I really wanted Strong to succeed. But it was obvious to anyone paying attention that he was in over his head. He didn't have a knack for details or strategy, and a piss poor staff sealed his fate from day one. I really wanted Herman to succeed. But it was obvious to anyone paying attention that he was in over his head. Too many fucking gimmicks (piss color, really?), and a piss poor staff sealed his fate from day one. Sark carries himself differently. He seems comfortable with the challenge. He has a really good staff, probably the best staff Texas has had since I don't know when. It's not great but it won't guarantee his doom like the previous two idiots. I have a Bob Stoops feeling about this. Dick sucker took a shitty coached Blake team and won a NC in his second year. No way I'm expecting Sark to do that but I think we have the talent. We just need the coaching. Sark and Pete can provide the schemes and coaching on O and D that we haven't seen in a long ass time. Show me a loss.
July 21, 20214 yr Rylan Reed was the dude molesting Orakpo all night.One of the plays was Orakpo with an armed wrapped around his neck, but it was Kindle that was damn near pulled down by the face mask. If you missed one, you certainly got the other. But nope. Then it was later stopping Roy Miller, maybe L. Houston, on what would have been a nice pressure on Graham.Carter I think was captain face paint and spiked out hair. I do think he was a participant in the shenanigans.Yep Carter was his name. I think I remember he tried wrestling or mma later.
July 21, 20214 yr Author Jesus Christ you people I know it's the offseason but this is depressing stuff. Just nonstop miserabilia.
July 21, 20214 yr Jesus Christ you people I know it's the offseason but this is depressing stuff. Just nonstop miserabilia.Ask yourself this: what would you give to live with such misery again? Ranked #1 10 games into the season……….
July 21, 20214 yr Just now, Getafix said: Super cool. Nice, Greg….now call to action some loose NIL rules so Texas isn’t getting ass fucked by other states you fucking paraplegic dipshit.
July 21, 20214 yr 10 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: Nice, Greg….now call to action some loose NIL rules so Texas isn’t getting ass fucked by other states you fucking paraplegic dipshit. Edited July 21, 20214 yr by CowtownHorn
July 21, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: Nice, Greg….now call to action some loose NIL rules so Texas isn’t getting ass fucked by other states you fucking paraplegic dipshit. It's obvious you have no family members or friends with physical disabilities or you wouldn't be saying that.
July 21, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Born Burnt said: It's obvious you have no family members or friends with physical disabilities or you wouldn't be saying that. Oh you’re right I should have just referred to him as governor hot wheels.
July 21, 20214 yr Popular Post Can we change the title of this thread to “Imma post why my pussy still hurts from shit that happened 20 years ago” Fuck Chuckles Gideon Crabtree Geiggar fucking kickers named Rose the other Roy Williams clock management Derrick Dorris erotic asphyxiation Faurot Field ACLs special team disasters Watson midget running backs Patterson Rout 66s Apple turnover Keontay’s handles 4 yard outs with 10 to go Mormon QBs Big 12 refs bags of dicks bad angles sweaty fat purple coaches Perrilloux shoulder injuries in MNCs Chris Jessie burnt toast and runny eggs the TE position Manny _iaz halftime tweets
July 21, 20214 yr Popular Post 14 minutes ago, Born Burnt said: It's obvious you have no family members or friends with physical disabilities or you wouldn't be saying that. I prefer governors who can avoid getting hit by falling tree limbs.
July 21, 20214 yr 19 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: Oh you’re right I should have just referred to him as governor hot wheels. This is what perpetually comes to mind for me. Yes, I'm fully aware I'm going to hell. But then again everyone on Surly is hell bound.
July 21, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said: This is what perpetually comes to mind for me. Yes, I'm fully aware I'm going to hell. But then again everyone on Surly is hell bound.
July 21, 20214 yr 33 minutes ago, UDontKnow said: This is what perpetually comes to mind for me. Yes, I'm fully aware I'm going to hell. But then again everyone on Surly is hell bound. He's already paralyzed from the waste down. From the neck down ain't gonna suck any worse. It's not like he's going to fuck fewer women than before.
July 21, 20214 yr Can we change the title of this thread to “Imma post why my pussy still hurts from shit that happened 20 years ago” Fuck Chuckles Gideon Crabtree Geiggar fucking kickers named Rose the other Roy Williams clock management Derrick Dorris erotic asphyxiation Faurot Field ACLs special team disasters Watson midget running backs Patterson Rout 66s Apple turnover Keontay’s handles 4 yard outs with 10 to go Mormon QBs Big 12 refs bags of dicks bad angles sweaty fat purple coaches Perrilloux shoulder injuries in MNCs Chris Jessie burnt toast and runny eggs the TE position Manny _iaz halftime tweets Think you missed a few things (fatdog watching soaps instead of players lifting, ex QB co-OC's getting blowies from training staff among others) but I'll allow it.
July 21, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Marcusharbinger said: It's been a slow off season. Y'all hear dalton santos could transfer in? What a nice, laterally agile sounding name
July 21, 20214 yr 8 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said: Nice, Greg….now call to action some loose NIL rules so Texas isn’t getting ass fucked by other states you fucking paraplegic dipshit. 8 hours ago, Born Burnt said: It's obvious you have no family members or friends with physical disabilities or you wouldn't be saying that. He is a paraplegic- truth he is a dip shit- truth whats the issue??? Would “ Rolling Homophobe” be a better wordisum for him??? Edited July 21, 20214 yr by TexasTroll
July 21, 20214 yr 5 hours ago, Marcusharbinger said: It's been a slow off season. Y'all hear dalton santos could transfer in? He'd have to beat out Scott Derry for playing time.
July 21, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, South Austin said: He'd have to beat out Scott Derry for playing time. Holy crap, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Reminds me of the picture of him looking running away or looking away from where the offensive player was running. May have been vs Oklahoma.
July 21, 20214 yr 46 minutes ago, texifornia said: That does NOT look like fun. Also, looks like every kid has their shirt tucked in. Not sure if that means anything.
July 21, 20214 yr Popular Post 11 hours ago, Getafix said: Super cool. Abbott is exactly the type of mobile quarterback that would have had a career day against our defense, in the past.
July 21, 20214 yr Popular Post 17 minutes ago, Deej said: Abbott is exactly the type of mobile quarterback that would have had a career day against our defense, in the past. He'd kill us on the rollout.
July 21, 20214 yr 18 minutes ago, Deej said: Abbott is exactly the type of mobile quarterback that would have had a career day against our defense, in the past. He's faster than that 45 year-old Ok St qb from a couple years back.
July 21, 20214 yr 12 minutes ago, South Austin said: He'd kill us on the rollout. Id bet all my money he could hit Bijan easily on a Wheel Route
July 21, 20214 yr 24 minutes ago, South Austin said: He'd kill us on the rollout. i be hatin on his rollout game.
July 21, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, Deej said: Abbott is exactly the type of mobile quarterback that would have had a career day against our defense, in the past. Reminds me of Taysom Hill... Spoiler
July 21, 20214 yr Bleacher Report released their preseason top 25, and they have the Longhorns ranked at a modest No. 16 in the nation. 16. Texas Longhorns If you trust Steve Sarkisian to put Casey Thompson or Hudson Card in the best position to succeed and believe a veteran secondary can finally put it together, Texas isn't ranked high enough. If you see a new coach with a first-year quarterback and a defense that won't be as strong collectively as the talent is individually, the Longhorns are ranked too high. Simply making the Big 12 Championship Game would be a win for Sark in year one. https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2946102-projecting-college-football-preseason-top-25-at-the-start-of-fall-camp
July 21, 20214 yr Running in sand...sweat...competitionWhip out the schedule and show me a fuckin loss
July 21, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, LTtxfan said: Bleacher Report released their preseason top 25, and they have the Longhorns ranked at a modest No. 16 in the nation. 16. Texas Longhorns If you trust Steve Sarkisian to put Casey Thompson or Hudson Card in the best position to succeed and believe a veteran secondary can finally put it together, Texas isn't ranked high enough. If you see a new coach with a first-year quarterback and a defense that won't be as strong collectively as the talent is individually, the Longhorns are ranked too high. Simply making the Big 12 Championship Game would be a win for Sark in year one. https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2946102-projecting-college-football-preseason-top-25-at-the-start-of-fall-camp Fuck BleacherReport
July 21, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, LTtxfan said: Bleacher Report released their preseason top 25, and they have the Longhorns ranked at a modest No. 16 in the nation. 16. Texas Longhorns If you trust Steve Sarkisian to put Casey Thompson or Hudson Card in the best position to succeed and believe a veteran secondary can finally put it together, Texas isn't ranked high enough. If you see a new coach with a first-year quarterback and a defense that won't be as strong collectively as the talent is individually, the Longhorns are ranked too high. Simply making the Big 12 Championship Game would be a win for Sark in year one. https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2946102-projecting-college-football-preseason-top-25-at-the-start-of-fall-camp 16 seems about right until you look at the teams in front of us.
July 21, 20214 yr 24 minutes ago, Texasrocks said: 16 seems about right until you look at the teams in front of us. what are you implying?
July 21, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, futureman said: what are you implying? Without any context, 16 seems like a reasonable ranking for Texas. But no way should A&M, Oregon, or Cincinnati be top 10 teams.
July 21, 20214 yr Author 1 minute ago, Texasrocks said: Without any context, 16 seems like a reasonable ranking for Texas. But no way should A&M, Oregon, or Cincinnati be top 10 teams. If not them, who? The bottom half of the Top Ten is always going to have flawed teams.
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