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Podcast "Mail Bag" - NEED QUESTIONS FOR FMR PLAYERS WE HAVE SCHEDULED

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I will start. How many McRibs could you eat in one sitting?

This "mail bag"... Is it a large bag? How many pieces of mail can you fit in it? 180,000 or so?

Do you think we plan on unleashing this "bag" to 2021 kids whose 'ship may have already sailed? Or starting with 2022 kids?

Steel cage match fight to the death: Turtle Tom, Ketch, Chip Brown, and Satya. Who’s the last man standing?

5 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

This "mail bag"... Is it a large bag? How many pieces of mail can you fit in it? 180,000 or so?

Do you think we plan on unleashing this "bag" to 2021 kids whose 'ship may have already sailed? Or starting with 2022 kids?

Its a typo, its supposed to be "Male bag" where we discuss who has the most testosterone on the pod

More 3 man front vs 4 man front discussion 

Kevin Eltife's wardrobe selection

Best Simian pet

10 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Its a typo, its supposed to be "Male bag" where we discuss who has the most testosterone on the pod

I knew a scrotum joke would result from this thread. 

Where were you when Chris Brown declared for the draft? 

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Edited by ztejas

Just talk about Quinn Ewers and his dad and how they're fantastic people. 

2 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Contact former players and have them on the show.  

How about future former players that are currently in high school? You know what, I'm going to take the initiative and send some tweets

I would pay $50 if you could do a "reading mean tweets" segment with Lucci, but instead of mean tweets he gives commentary on all the pics of him eating bags o' dicks.

Favorite/strangest recruiting stories

4 minutes ago, Sal said:

Favorite/strangest recruiting stories

I like this one

44 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Its a typo, its supposed to be "Male bag" where we discuss who has the most testosterone on the pod

How about "Male Sack"?  If we're going that direction, go big, or go home, as they say.

But more on topic, I would love to hear Thujone talk about his MSPaint artwork, his inspiration, creative process, favorite creations, etc.  His work is the stuff of Surly legend.

I was hoping to hear some reminiscing on top posts or moments from Surly over the past year, or the Urban or bust thread, etc.

3 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

I was hoping to hear some reminiscing on top posts or moments from Surly over the past year, or the Urban or bust thread, etc.

We talked about it, hard to do it without it coming off as an awkward inside joke

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32 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

I was hoping to hear some reminiscing on top posts or moments from Surly over the past year, or the Urban or bust thread, etc.

We can do this at the beginning of football season for sure. I think right now it still stings a bit much and it's not even been 2 weeks. Gotta let that one get better with age. 

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12 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

We need a FitLump segment, and try and interview her. 

I’d also like a Foxy Troxy segment. 

And I’d like a segment interviewing futureman. 

I can get FitLump on, but I don't think it would actually be very entertaining. I also don't really want to give her a platform due to what's happening outside the world of sports in the USA right now. 

@futureman Would you be willing to either pre-record or join us for a 5-10 minute segment about how you knew urban wasn't coming and how you put your own asshole on the line to prove it?

Interview Tom Herman and give him a bunch of shit for all the stupid things he did during his tenure!

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Tom is a pussy and would definitely never take an interview from us. 

Yeah, you’re probably right.  Maybe get Zach Smith to come speak on his behalf? ;) That would be some funny shit! 

8 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Yeah, you’re probably right.  Maybe get Zach Smith to come speak on his behalf? ;) That would be some funny shit! 

No fuck that abusing piece of shit

This may be off topic and previously discussed but what is the procedure for getting media credentials? Definitely need a surly reporter or 2.

Should have a weekly segment on hair care tips by immamac. 

36 minutes ago, tx ind said:

How does the ass take the length?

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Week 2

Sark opening press thoughts

Staff insight. Strengths and weaknesses 

Recruiting update

Week 3

Team winter conditioning Outlook. Who needs to eat a salad? Who should start taking the gas. 

Players on the fringe that might have to move on. 

Inbound portal candidates? Grad transfers?

Week 4 

General news.  Take surly football questions. 

Top 5 great games

Top 5 shit games 

My boy and I were wondering what it’s like for you to have no soul. And, also, what do you use to fill up your body where the soul would be? Now, is that human excrement, or dog excrement?

My curiosity has been the rise of the Carolina Coastal team. Thoughts on the success they had or is it just a flash?

Y'all should just randomly tell the time every so often to let us know that ou still sucks. 

- What are your thoughts on Charles Wright, and his potential fit in Sark's offense?

- With Kyrie Irving and James Harden leading the locker room, how quickly are the Nets going to fall apart?

- What are your opinions on Mongolian throat singing? This one in particular is critical.

23 minutes ago, satyanash said:

- What are your thoughts on Charles Wright, and his potential fit in Sark's offense?

- With Kyrie Irving and James Harden leading the locker room, how quickly are the Nets going to fall apart?

- What are your opinions on Mongolian throat singing? This one in particular is critical.

@RGBIII @immamac please get satya in for an eeyore segment on the state of Texas football. I’m tired of just reading it. I need to actually hear the pain in his voice. 

9 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

@RGBIII @immamac please get satya in for an eeyore segment on the state of Texas football. I’m tired of just reading it. I need to actually hear the pain in his voice. 

Eeyore GIF by memecandy

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

With Kyrie Irving and James Harden leading the locker room, how quickly are the Nets going to fall apart?

I could do at least an hour on this and probably longer. 

What does CB mean? And what is the difference between a grey shirt and a blue shirt?

How does one “secure” this mail bag?

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Get your questions in...this shit is gonna be fun 

On a scale of 1-10, rate the punchability of Brian Kelly's face.

22 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

On a scale of 1-10, rate the punchability of Brian Kelly's face.

Somewhere just below Tom Herman and Taylor Hamm

You have to get Banks on the show.  That dude has to be a treasure of recruiting knowledge and stories. 

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Last chance for the mailbag. Recording at 9 tonight 

For episode 3, going to need discussion on all the rumors on why fuckface was fired.

A bunch of us should show up at 9 with a bunch of cold beer and tequila wherever they're recording. WCGW?

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