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1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

This has a very aggy "Jimbo gonna win us a championship!" feel

It's every new coach PC.

Sark picked his orange-est Bama red tie.

Just now, OU Sucks said:

This has a very aggy "Jimbo gonna win us a championship!" feel

Every new coach hire has this kind of rah-rah stuff going on.

Nobody's going to hire a new head coach and say, "Well, he's our 5th choice and we don't really think we're going to win much,  but there you have it."

 

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

CDC is fine.... in a un-cool dad/Phil Dunphy kinda way

def gives off vibes he wanted to keep Herman and his bosses said 'lulz no'

The Pride and Winning Tradition of the Texas Longhorns....

 

I want Sark to be the guy. 

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“I am an authentic human”

Welp, already different than the last guy

2 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

This has a very aggy "Jimbo gonna win us a championship!" feel


Yup. That smell? It’s desperation. 

Sark gives off the vibe of being genuine and not a douche. So the un-Herman. 

VY is there today - that's cool.

Oh yes, appealing to the history. It's kind of a layup, but it's fucking great. Making it about something bigger than himself.

"This clearly is the flagship university in the great state of Texas."

-- SARK

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Sark gives off the vibe of being genuine and not a douche. So the un-Herman. 

So not a dick

Sark giving love to burnt orange, Longhorns logo, unis, helmet, etc. Nice. Shows he has style and taste. I am excited as hell at what he is going to do. He is going to be our Pete Carroll.

12 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Eltife looks like he just rolled out of bed

Sarks eyes look like he never went to bed

I don't hate him yet. We're off to a good start.

Just now, TexArcher said:

"This clearly is the flagship university in the great state of Texas."

-- SARK

He knows the deal.

Flagship university.  Chuckle. 

Bring. It. Fucking. On.

#allgasnobrakes

Just now, Viper said:

Sarks eyes look like he never went to bed

"You'll have to excuse me, I'm a little hungover..."

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Pretty well spoken

Racist. 

Our AD/BOR/President complimented a new head coach in his first press conference appearance, aggyesque! Sad!

Flagship university of the great state of Texas. 
 

thanks for letting someone add that to your speech, coach. 

Just now, Viper said:

Sarks eyes look like he never went to bed

CDC pressed that tie 1 mm from his eyeballs. Cut him some slack.

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Pretty well spoken

He’s a coach on the field. 

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I'm so glad I don't have to hear that "we're looking to go 1-0" shit any longer. 

Remember when Strong was spilling his water while pissing his pants his first press conference? Good times.

He definitely has a humble and appreciative attitude towards the job and seems to understands what it takes. Herman never showed this. 

Just now, GRHorn said:

He’s a coach on the field. 

Deceptively fast.

But is winning still hard?

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