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6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

It looks like I'm going to have to issue approximately 20,000 negs over the next several seasons to people who don't know how to spell brakes. 

They'll get over it thanks to the half dozen national championships. 

give me a break

Kurt Bohls just got his question: "What do you think about renewing the TX/aggy game?"

Sark - "We are clearly winning the national championship next season and every season thereafter.  Also, fuck aggy."

That should work

 

1 minute ago, Texasrocks said:

Someone needs to ask about assistants.

Gimme one to ask.  

Can't hit the curve.  Do not want.

Coach Sark with another dominating performance with this press conference.  Easy to see how he earned this job, humble and hungry.  Future is bright.  Hook’em🤘🏼

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Dude is hyper-confident. But not tilting into arrogance (so far).

And we really freaking need that.

Chip Brown side stepping the drinking issue into a question

1 minute ago, USMCHorn said:

“I came here to win Championships” -

Texas Football Head Coach Steve Sarkisian 

 

 

Queue Charlie Strong “I came here to win!” commercial....

8 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

It looks like I'm going to have to issue approximately 20,000 negs over the next several seasons to people who don't know how to spell brakes. 

They'll get over it thanks to the half dozen national championships. 

I’ve seen both versions so much I genuinely didn’t know which was correct. 

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

Gimme one to ask.  

Who are your assistants?

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I think he’s said authentic at least 3 times so far when describing himself . . .

I'm sure I won't be the first to say this and probably won't be the last but..... FCB.

1 minute ago, JBJ said:

Can't hit the curve.  Do not want.

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4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Give me a brake

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8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

why the fuck are we serving Dasani water?

We are a Coca Cola school aren’t we?

1 minute ago, JBJ said:

Can't hit the curve.  Do not want.

I'm pissed off now, Jobu. Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You no help me now. I say "Fuck you Jobu", I do it myself.

9 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

why the fuck are we serving Dasani water?

Dasani rocks.  Fuck you.

8 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

"All gas no break" sounds like a coached up version of "one day at a time". 

*brakes

4 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Kurt Bohls just got his question: "What do you think about renewing the TX/aggy game?"

Close.

4 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Who are your assistants?

That sounds good, I’ll have that
 

I think I’ll get one question in the hall with him waiting for elevator.  My wife wants to ask if they’d like to join our diocese. 
 

eyes of Texas question.   Bingo card check 

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Just now, UTEX_ME said:

lol Texas first before "the other school"

Hell yeah. See everyone? We got Urban but ten years younger.

26 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

CDC is weird 

he needs to stick to twitter

 

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Gimme one to ask.  

Coach, can you walk through the new coaches you've hired and current coaches who will remain?

Sneakily shitting on Hermans ability to develop relationships with adults that matter

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The Eyes of Texas is our school song and we will sing that song

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