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2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

No way can this guy be allowed in government anymore. 

Humiliate him.  Shun him.  Relentlessly remind him that he isn't just treasonous, he actually betrayed his country for no high, principled purpose -- it was just to serve his raw, personal ambition.  It was all about him.  So let's make it all about him.  Fuck him to hell.  He shouldn't be allowed a peaceful moment in public life ever again.  

The Missouri governor didn’t even defend him. He may hold on for a few months but eventually he will probably quit 

Did he do something specific just now or are you just talking about him being seditious in a general sort of way?

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6 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

Wondering the same also, otherwise this a really stupid and unnecessary thread. Very "look-at-me".

Stupid.  Unnecessary.  "Look-at-me."

OP.....is Josh Hawley?

May have to get his own plane...

 

 

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Pennsylvania Lt. Governor John Fetterman is a verified Shakespeare when it comes to crafting articulate, downright eloquent takedowns of the worst GOP members.

Take his recent Josh Hawley takedown for example. Fetterman, who just announced a prospective Senate bid, guested on a Daily Beast podcast recently and unloaded on the senator from Missouri who championed Trump’s Electoral College challenge. Speaking to host and former GOP campaign consultant Rick Wilson, Fetterman called out Hawley for refusing to recognize Pennsylvania’s electoral votes, and for at least indirectly inspiring the attack by MAGA supporters on Capitol Hill last week.

“You know, he went to Stanford and Yale Law,” Fetterman said when addressing Hawley’s actions last week. “He knows better than anybody that this is all garbage. And this is the point, and that’s what makes him so reprehensible. You know, I don’t care what your political beliefs are. If you’re willing to damage and endanger over your ambition, your soul is dipped in dogsh*t. I don’t know how else to say it.”

Hawley infamously supported challenging the electoral college votes, which certified that Joe Biden had been elected president, claiming there was enough evidence of voter fraud and malpractice by certain states to warrant an investigation. Of course, plenty of court judges disagreed with him, throwing out lawsuits from Trump’s legal team by an embarrassing amount, but that didn’t stop Hawley from continuing to dissent, even after domestic terrorists stormed the Capitol and appeared ready to hold Congress hostage in the hopes of keeping Trump in power.

But being told your “soul is dipped in dogsh*t” also feels like just the right insult for someone who threw a tantrum over losing his book deal after sparking a political coup. Let this be a lesson to all GOP clout-chasers: don’t invoke George Orwell if you’ve never read 1984 before.

 

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Just now, Beau Vine said:

 

Fetterman is skyrocketing up my list of favorite politicians.

7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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whoa, for a second i thought it said "re-sign herman" and i got really nervous.

 

 

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55 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

Wondering the same also, otherwise this a really stupid and unnecessary thread. Very "look-at-me".

Lot's of other people have their own threads.  The press secretary, for example.  Cruz.  McConnell I'm sure.  It's a badge of honor.  

I'd like a place to keep track of that little worm.

39 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I have never donated to any cause faster in my life.  Done.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

@immamac

Motion to change thread title in honor of Fetterman...

  • immamac changed the title to Josh Hawley a man who's soul is dipped in dogshit
1 minute ago, immamac said:

how's that?

needs punctuation

1 minute ago, immamac said:

how's that?

Fetterman approves, and will destroy you last when he finally unleashes his rage.

  • immamac changed the title to Josh Hawley - a man who's soul is dipped in dogshit

gotdam, immamac, are you fucking illiterate?

  • immamac changed the title to Josh Hawley - a man whose soul is dipped in dogshit
2 hours ago, Js1 said:

The Missouri governor didn’t even defend him. He may hold on for a few months but eventually he will probably quit 

Hawley will never quit. He and Cruz are a unique breed. They don’t admit failure or fault. He will be there unless a crazier candidate goes against him. Unfortunately for him, he fakes a residence in one of the craziest and corrupt states in the nation. So he could be primaried at some point.  

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1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Fetterman is 6'9" and 350?  Jeez.

First off the bus.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Fetterman is skyrocketing up my list of favorite politicians.

Soon to be Senator Fetterman.  November 2022.

 

In on Page 1.  Fuck this pandering insurrectionist fuckboi.

23 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Fetterman is 6'9" and 350?  Jeez.

That was probably when he was in his "Before" stage. Dude has actually dropped a lot of weight from his peak.

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2 hours ago, Continental Op said:

Did he do something specific just now or are you just talking about him being seditious in a general sort of way?

Giving legitimacy to the big lie of systemic voter fraud that might overturn the election that caused rubes that believed the big lie to the point of insurrection. They didn't believe there was any reason to believe the lie just that it would further their desire to gain favor with the Trumper base. They fomented false hope. And if reports are to be believed, especially in the case of Cruz, they fund raised on this even during the attack. That is enough to make Manchin say he would vote to expel.

 

41 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Hawley will never quit. He and Cruz are a unique breed. They don’t admit failure or fault. He will be there unless a crazier candidate goes against him. Unfortunately for him, he fakes a residence in one of the craziest and corrupt states in the nation. So he could be primaried at some point.  

Yeah, I get the sense that he and Cruz are cut of the same cloth, which is impervious to shame, or irony, or inconsistency.

You have to be something truly special to supplant Cruz as the most hated Senator on Capitol Hill in less than two years.  But here is Hawley, and he did most of it just in the last few months.  Pretty damn impressive.  

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

May have to get his own plane...

 

 

haha.. no big whup... when was the last time Cruz set foot in Texas? Nov 2018?

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“Josh Hawley - a man whose soul is dipped in dogshit”

Objection: assumes facts not in evidence 

27 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah, I get the sense that he and Cruz are cut of the same cloth, which is impervious to shame, or irony, or inconsistency.

And their kind is growing. Dems need to stamp these guys earlier. They can’t let a kid messing around in traffic get to be a fake Naval Hero because he is in a wheel chair. They can’t let these guys multiply. 

Lol. If he & Cruz jump on a ticket together in a few years they’d win the R nomination handily. They’ve lost a little luster among Rs right now only because they failed. They’ll get it all back & then some come election time. 

37 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah, I get the sense that he and Cruz are cut of the same cloth, which is impervious to shame, or irony, or inconsistency.

So, Trumpian?

Was extremely impressed by Fetterman in that interview. His wife seems like a real peach too (truly). 

Hawley and Cruz must burn. 

 

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Fetterman is skyrocketing up my list of favorite politicians.

#PorterFetterman2028

4 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

whoa, for a second i thought it said "re-sign herman" and i got really nervous.

 

 

Herman would fit in well as coach of Mizzou.  

His wife is an aggy. Had no fucking clue. An accomplished aggy, but an aggy nonetheless. 

A&M undergrad (animal sciences), Yale law, clerked for Chief Justice Roberts, worked at King & Spaulding and Kirkland & Ellis. Worked at DOJ for Mukasey. 

Shes been named an aggy outstanding young alum. And if Trump called her ugly, Hawley would lick his taint. 

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14 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

His wife is an aggy. Had no fucking clue. An accomplished aggy, but an aggy nonetheless. 

A&M undergrad (animal sciences), Yale law, clerked for Chief Justice Roberts, worked at King & Spaulding and Kirkland & Ellis. Worked at DOJ for Mukasey. 

Shes been named an aggy outstanding young alum. And if Trump called her ugly, Hawley would lick his taint. 

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Is Yale law easy to get into? I ask because aggy Animal Science is more trade school than higher education.

yes. I went to aggy remember?
Goddammit I pretended that was all a fever dream. Had a drink and went about life. /Shivers /

why would you want to taint dogshit by corrupting it with hawley's soul?

1 hour ago, F250 said:

Is Yale law easy to get into? I ask because aggy Animal Science is more trade school than higher education.

The ease is directly proportional to the money daddy is willing to drop in donation

Putting them on the no fly list is a great idea.

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