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I’m sure one segment will discuss their/her harrowing ordeal with protesters across the street from their house.  

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2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

I don't think so.   Never underestimate the intelligence of the Republican voter.

I think you mean overestimate. That or misunderestimate. 

22 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I think you mean overestimate. That or misunderestimate. 

Yeah, thank you.  I think it's actually impossible to "underestimate the intelligence of the Republican voter."

On 10/27/2021 at 10:49 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah, he's just been too big of a strident dick to be a viable national candidate, even on this timeline.

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It's just terrible the way all media gives idiocy such a huge voice. 

We have to do our parts and simply start ignoring the stupidity until election time for these jerks rolls around. 

6 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

It's just terrible the way all media gives idiocy such a huge voice. 

We have to do our parts and simply start ignoring the stupidity until election time for these jerks rolls around. 

Spoiler alert....   Hawley's going to win and win easily.

the man just oozes masculinity.  

Yet another thing I just will never understand about the MAGA movement.  Some of its biggest advocates---Trump, Cruz, Hawley, Stone, Stephen Miller, et. al.  These guys all scream "Indoorsy!"  Not even for a trite photo opp. do you ever see these guys fishing, swimming, boating, cycling, grilling, drinking a beer.  Nothing.  Not a single thing in common with their male voter base. 

This will always be so fucking bizarre to me.  Oh right, right......it's all about policy, not optics, these days.  Totally forgot about the wonkiness factor 

51 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Spoiler alert....   Hawley's going to win and win easily.

Agree, so why get worked up about it except for when the election results come around and you mutter "Jesus Tits, who the fuck voted for this guy."....

48 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Yet another thing I just will never understand about the MAGA movement.  Some of its biggest advocates---Trump, Cruz, Hawley, Stone, Stephen Miller, et. al.  These guys all scream "Indoorsy!"  Not even for a trite photo opp. do you ever see these guys fishing, swimming, boating, cycling, grilling, drinking a beer.  Nothing.

Are you kidding?

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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

the man just oozes masculinity.  

Yet another thing I just will never understand about the MAGA movement.  Some of its biggest advocates---Trump, Cruz, Hawley, Stone, Stephen Miller, et. al.  These guys all scream "Indoorsy!"  Not even for a trite photo opp. do you ever see these guys fishing, swimming, boating, cycling, grilling, drinking a beer.  Nothing.  Not a single thing in common with their male voter base. 

This will always be so fucking bizarre to me.  Oh right, right......it's all about policy, not optics, these days.  Totally forgot about the wonkiness factor 

Like this photo, holding a fishing reel in a fucked up way -- something my kids (including my daughter) knew how to do correctly by the time they were 9?

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Summary: my quite feminine and girly (but outdoorsy and Texan) daughter is 10X more of a Texan man than Rafael will EVER be.

59 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Are you kidding?

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Who's the guy furthest forward, and more importantly, why is there a gun pointed at his head?

 

 

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Like this photo, holding a fishing reel in a fucked up way -- something my kids (including my daughter) knew how to do correctly by the time they were 9?

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Summary: my quite feminine and girly (but outdoorsy and Texan) daughter is 10X more of a Texan man than Rafael will EVER be.

 

Using his gunt as an extra hand to own the libs!!

 

Jeesh guys, that’s obviously not what Lobo meant in his post.  He will be back shortly with a two volume post on how you fuckers can’t read and exercise basic comprehension.

 

I dunno, I think the pics and anecdotes are pretty funny.  

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Every accusation is a confession.

I knew that the white man was the one who was oppressed. If you look at history, it’s always the white man who gets the short stick.

But why did he have to bring video games into it? What has Mario ever done to you?

I wonder if it’s those tiny shoulders of his that has him unnaturally obsessed with masculinity?

9 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

it’s always the white man who gets the short stick.

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There’s a Mrs. Shapiro?  Good Lord, did she lose a bet or something?  

10 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

I knew that the white man was the one who was oppressed. If you look at history, it’s always the white man who gets the short stick.

But why did he have to bring video games into it? What has Mario ever done to you?

Immigrant with a union job. 

21 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Are you kidding?

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With these guys at the tip of the border patrol spear, it’s confounding how so many are able to make it across. 

Al and Tipper threw down. There should be a parental warning sticker on that pic.

38 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Al and Tipper threw down. There should be a parental warning sticker on that pic.

I now it's Tipper but it kinda looks like Hillary too.

37 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I now it's Tipper but it kinda looks like Hillary too.

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21 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Who's the guy furthest forward, and more importantly, why is there a gun pointed at his head?

 

 

Johnny Ola, Jr. 

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Al and Tipper threw down. There should be a parental warning sticker on that pic.

That kind of shot gets you fired at colleyville high school- if you’re black. 

26 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

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Chick-a-bow Chick-a-bow-wow.

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Every accusation is a confession.

I guarantee you this guy is a self loathing closeted homosexual. 

3 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

I guarantee you this guy is a self loathing closeted homosexual. 

Or his wife caught him playing video games and looking at porn.

Or his wife caught him playing video games and looking at porn.

Why not both?
17 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Or his wife caught him playing video games and looking at porn.

Have never been caught playing video games. By the wife. 

40 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Or his wife caught him playing video games and looking at porn.

Or he caught her . . . 

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On 11/1/2021 at 11:52 AM, Underdog said:

MAGAsculinity…

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Josh Hawley has definitely fapped to this pic.

31 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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Sara Eisen "claimed" it was a microphone battery pack. 

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15 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Ha! Shows what he knows. I don’t play video games. 

5 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Or he caught her . . . 

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I really need a pause button. 

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