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Came up at the office today and i had to think about it.

 

I would like to start out with a bowl of cherios. Then i would like to have a mega ton of tuna, salmon, and squid sushi. Fresh cream spinach with a white wine sauce, and for desert i would like 6 reeces pb cups with the edges cut off.

Mama's fried chicken, mashed potatoes, biscuits, cream gravy and green beans.  Fresh iced tea with fresh lemon.

Her homemade chocolate sheet cake for dessert.

Pussy 

Pappasitos mix fajitas with the Shrimp Brochette and chips/salsa on the side with a side of a KFC bucket extra crispy with mashed potatoes and gravy,  A chocolate chip skillet with vanilla ice cream and chocolate syrup for dessert.  Oh, and pussy for second dessert.

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A diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper and make it fast because I'm in a god damn hurry.

I think I'd take a Whataburger mushroom swiss burger, add bacon and grilled jalapenos, x-large Onion rings, and a  vanilla malt.

Spicy ketchup if you can spare it...

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

A diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper and make it fast because I'm in a god damn hurry.

Fucking beat me to it!

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7 hours ago, futureman said:

sea bass, sautéed. potatoes au gratin. asparagus. 

You’re passing on the rum raisin ice cream for dessert?

45 minutes ago, Whitewater Horn said:

You’re passing on the rum raisin ice cream for dessert?

thank you. 

Start with a beef fajita taco, followed by two cheese enchiladas with a fried egg on top. The main course is a chicken fried steak and mashed potatoes with both gravies. Dessert is spicy fried chicken. A BBQ charcuterie board is available with moist brisket, ribs, and sausage for snacking between courses.

a t-bone steak, cheese, eggs, and welch's grapes

1 order of tacos from Dairy Queen as an appetizer, then Chicken Fried Steak, mashed taters, white rice, with gravy made from the CFS, Tea, and dewberry dessert of any kind.  One more thing, some cornbread.

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Filet medium rare

Lobster tail with drawn butter

Loaded baked potato

Broccoli with cheese sauce

Garlic bread

Chocolate volcano cake with vanilla ice cream

Bottle of tequila

All you can eat Taco Bell.  If they are taking me out, I'm taking as many of them with me as I can.

Sushi and bar b que, served on Jenny McCarthy’s naked body.

1) "What is the idea of the buffet? Well, things are bad. How can we make them worse? Why don't we put people who are already struggling with portion control into some kind of debauched, caligua-like food orgy of unlimited human consumption...I'll have a yogurt parfait, spare rib, meat pie, crab leg, four cookies and an egg white omelet. People are building death row last-meal wish lists." - THE Jerry Seinfeld

2) It's kinda fascinating to think of Death Row Last Meal as a thing. Who was the first person that decided, well, this person is about to die and he killed 30 people to get here, but let's honor his last wishes for decadent and Epicurean delights. and why? Also, Death Row last meals don't exist anymore, so maybe someone finally actually thought about it and realized it was stupid.

Bring it back home. Ninfas on navigation 
 

Beef fajita spread (with gallon of green sauce) and a fajita burger and fries. 
 

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Fajitas would be tough to beat.  

But, I think I'd still go with an ice cold chop salad with tons of blue cheese, followed up by a cup of lobster bisque, then a medium rare Wagyu ribeye with a dollop of garlic butter melting on top with a redfish on the half shell fillet on the side, loaded mashed potatoes, and prosciutto wrapped asparagus.  Then, for dessert, chocolate bread pudding with fresh whipped cream, homemade vanilla ice cream and a warm rum sauce drizzled over the top.  

16 hours ago, Matuka said:

Mama's fried chicken, mashed potatoes, biscuits, cream gravy and green beans.  Fresh iced tea with fresh lemon.

Her homemade chocolate sheet cake for dessert.

This is it.  FYI there's a place in Abilene called Bell's Fried Chicken that gets it right.  Not sure about their sheet cake, but my wife can make my mom's old recipe.  

South Austins Mom.

I mean - it's not like I'll need to worry about STDs

5 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Sushi and bar b que, served on Jenny McCarthy’s naked body.

You wanted to die 20 years ago?

Never Ending Pasta Bowl

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3 hours ago, Elvis said:

This is it.  FYI there's a place in Abilene called Bell's Fried Chicken that gets it right.  Not sure about their sheet cake, but my wife can make my mom's old recipe.  

Check my food thread for CFC.  Hope it's not my last meal.  Priscilla!  Start cooking!

 

A lot of these food choices carry an underlying message ... 

 

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Yep, the greasiest cheese pizza they have.

That way I can shit my drawers on the way out.  Have fun wiping my dead ass...

5 hours ago, South Austin said:

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Cruel and unusual punishment is against the law. That fits both criteria.

Shit, with some of your choices you bastards should have been executed a month ago without no last meal request..

3 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Shit, with some of your choices you bastards should have been executed a month ago without no last meal request..

Texas no longer honors "last meal" requests.

You wanted to die 20 years ago?

What can I say. I still like her.
Offender Information Crawford Hilton 999200 07/02/02003 Twelve beef ribs, three enchiladas, chicken fried steak with cream gravy, crisp bacon sandwich, ketchup, a loaf of bread, cobbler, three Cokes, three root beer, French fries, and onion rings

 

 

"Not in this dojo."     / @Pato del Muerto   

 

 

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2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

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That guy deserved his punishment

A list of every Inmate Executed in Texas, and their last words. - The  Something Awful Forums

Give me some Alaskan king crab and let me just drown them hoes in melted butter. 

spicy deviled eggs

fried okra

moist brisket with bark

beef rib

coca cola

fresh baked soft chocolate chip cookies and ice cold milk

I'd go with four Red bulls, a NOS, and a Monster.   

I'd either have a stroke before they had a chance to inject me, or that shit would counteract their sedative.  Stop my heart? Oh, I don't think so.

 

 

Just march me into Waffle House with my jumpsuit & shackles.

I’m good. 

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Two pounds of spicy chili, one pound of pinto beans, one dozen deviled eggs, stir fried cabbage with cajun seasoning and sausage.

If I'm going out, I'm gonna take somebody with me.

Edited by SHOOTER12

Texas no longer honors "last meal" requests.


I thought you could have a choice of whatever they are able to whip up in the prison cafeteria.

Brisket

White Bread

Fried Corn

Mashed Potatoes

Pinto Beans

Marble Cake

Orange koolaid

 

 

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