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For the first time since Korean War armistice in 1953, a North Korean leader will cross into South Korean territory, when Kim Jong Un meets with South Korean President Moon Jae-in in the border village of Panmunjom. 

Not only is the physical meeting of the two Korean leaders historic, merely engaging in a conversation is as well. In fact, the leaders of the two Koreas have only held talks two other times since the Korean War. The most recent of those talks took place more than a decade ago in 2007, when Kim Jong Un's father, Kim Jong-il, was in power. 

The historic summit will focus on Kim Jong Un's recent vow to suspend nuclear and long-range missile tests, as well as North Korea's plans to close its nuclear test site. The Trump administration will also be keeping a close eye on the events of the summit as it prepares for a meeting between Kim and President Trump that is anticipated for May or June.

While Kim has agreed to a seat at the table, however, he is reportedly refusing to sit on any of the summit's public toilets. And accordingly to Lee Yun-keol, who worked in a North Korean Guard Command unit before defecting to South Korea in 2005, that's par for the course.

"Rather than using a public restroom, the leader of North Korea has a personal toilet that follows him around when he travels," Lee Yun-keol told the Washington Post

The reason? They are protecting against a literal info dump.

"The leader's excretions contain information about his health status so they can't be left behind," Lee Yun-keol explained.

Similar travel considerations are reportedly made whenever the North Korean leader conducts on-site inspections of military bases and state-run factories across the country. In fact, according to the South Korean news agency DailyNK, there is a customized bathroom built into Kim's convoy of vehicles at all times. 

"The restrooms are not only in Kim Jong Un's personal train but whatever small or midsize cars he is traveling with and even in special vehicles that are designed for mountainous terrain or snow," a source in South Pyongan Province familiar with Kim's Escort Command told the DailyNK in 2015. "There are multiple vehicles within the convoy so that people cannot tell which one he is in, and there is a separate car that acts as his restroom."

So, in this respect at least, it seems this historic summit is no different than Kim's other excursions. He simply always uses a personal, highly guarded toilet in "loo" of public facilities.

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I was told he doesn’t take shits

Who told you this, your Russian handler?

Each stool is placed in a metal lock box.  Then the lock box is inserted into a peasant's anus.  Then the peasant is buried alive.  The peasants are getting tired of his shit.

21 minutes ago, GhostRider said:

Who told you this, your Russian handler?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/520819/Kim-Jong-does-not-poo-pee-urinate-defecate-weird-facts-mother-boobs-breast-golf-books/amp

 

According to the secretive state, the Kim family is too perfect to need the toilet like the rest of us.

It’s a claim repeated in an official biography of the late leader Kim Jong-il and confirmed by North Korean concentration camp survivor Kang Chol-hwan.

In his memoir, the Aquariums of Pyongyang, Mr Kang writes: “[They] were perfect beings, untarnished by any base human function.

“I was convinced, as we all were, that neither of them urinated or defecated. Who could imagine such things of gods?”

Here's a few more wacky tales North Koreans are forced to believe.

Edited by Hugo Stiglitz

43 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

"Rather than using a public restroom, the leader of North Korea has a personal toilet that follows him around when he travels," Lee Yun-keol told the Washington Post.

Trump does too.  His name is Michael Cohen. 

I'm pretty sure we bag the presidential piss and poop too.

I don't think any state would like a third party to disclose that their leader has a disease or is taking certain medications.

1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I'm pretty sure we bag the presidential piss and poop too.

Oh good lord. The orange monkey is into poop play, too?

1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I'm pretty sure we bag the presidential piss and poop too.

I don't think any state would like a third party to disclose that their leader has a disease or is taking certain medications.

Yep. https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/24536

Although we may not bother with Trump because who cares. 

Edited by FondrenRoad

11 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Yep. https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/24536

Although we may not bother with Trump because who cares. 

We don’t bother because we don’t have any vehicles capable of carrying more than 1-2 Trump dumps.  We’d need a C-5 to repatriate a weekend worth to Trump Twitter time products.

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 "There are multiple vehicles within the convoy so that people cannot tell which one he is in, and there is a separate car that acts as his restroom."

You know who is going to have to have one of these now. I wonder how much it will cost to get a shitter installed in the Beast? Maybe Pruitt can get us a deal.

Edited by retread

25 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Pretty incredible stream of the meeting taking place right now 

Jumped on the live stream. Surreal.

Edited by NaTeWHO

47 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Pretty incredible stream of the meeting taking place right now 

 

22 minutes ago, NaTeWHO said:

Jumped on the live stream. Surreal.

link to stream plz, baby.

3 hours ago, Chooky said:

Each stool is placed in a metal lock box.  Then the lock box is inserted into a peasant's anus.  Then the peasant is buried alive.  The peasants are getting tired of his shit.

The Cherokee did this.  Except they didn't.

14 minutes ago, bolverk said:

 

link to stream plz, baby.

I was watching WaPo live stream. Searched North Korea South Korea on YouTube and went back.

13 minutes ago, NaTeWHO said:

I was watching WaPo live stream. Searched North Korea South Korea on YouTube and went back.

You’re on the list!

So he has a fetish for the blue water in the back the bus or plane, eh?

 

Wants that stuff on every ride... eeeewwwww!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

i'd do exactly this is if i had the means to support such extravagance, except my shitter wouldn't have any walls...i'd grow a tail right there for all to see, just like GG Allin.

 

Edited by retread

yeah, i can't think this can be overstated what's happened here. i know trump can and will claim all the credit, but he's not there facilitating anything. this seems more organic following the olympic detente. i don't know what un's game is here, but if it is an easing of korean tensions, then i can't help but think this is a fantastic development.

i mean, this picture alone tells a thousand stories:

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Edited by hayden_horn

Tap the brakes everyone.  The idea that this peace will hold is premature.

Over the weekend a federal judge in Hawaii will rule that the Korean War must continue.  Take that Drump!

The two leaders then participated in a ceremonial shitting in the same container to signify unity, starting the Un Moon Poo tradition.

19 hours ago, formermav43 said:

If I could bring my own toilet everywhere I would too. 

without question

 

Hope you guys appreciated the clip. A South Korean spy died smuggling the tape out. 

Back in the 1950s when Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev visited Washington DC he stayed at the Blair House across the street from the White House.

Supposedly the CIA collected the commie's crap from the VIP shitter to analyze it. 

My guess is if they collect the Frenchman Macron's feces they will find Trump's jizz mixed it with it.

Edited by Armybrat

Pretty good ruse for them burying their scat boxes...

 

 

  • 5 years later...

anyone violating the order will be put to death...again

On 4/26/2018 at 5:11 PM, Gil Bang said:

For the first time since Korean War armistice in 1953, a North Korean leader will cross into South Korean territory, when Kim Jong Un meets with South Korean President Moon Jae-in in the border village of Panmunjom. 

Not only is the physical meeting of the two Korean leaders historic, merely engaging in a conversation is as well. In fact, the leaders of the two Koreas have only held talks two other times since the Korean War. The most recent of those talks took place more than a decade ago in 2007, when Kim Jong Un's father, Kim Jong-il, was in power. 

The historic summit will focus on Kim Jong Un's recent vow to suspend nuclear and long-range missile tests, as well as North Korea's plans to close its nuclear test site. The Trump administration will also be keeping a close eye on the events of the summit as it prepares for a meeting between Kim and President Trump that is anticipated for May or June.

While Kim has agreed to a seat at the table, however, he is reportedly refusing to sit on any of the summit's public toilets. And accordingly to Lee Yun-keol, who worked in a North Korean Guard Command unit before defecting to South Korea in 2005, that's par for the course.

"Rather than using a public restroom, the leader of North Korea has a personal toilet that follows him around when he travels," Lee Yun-keol told the Washington Post

The reason? They are protecting against a literal info dump.

"The leader's excretions contain information about his health status so they can't be left behind," Lee Yun-keol explained.

Similar travel considerations are reportedly made whenever the North Korean leader conducts on-site inspections of military bases and state-run factories across the country. In fact, according to the South Korean news agency DailyNK, there is a customized bathroom built into Kim's convoy of vehicles at all times. 

"The restrooms are not only in Kim Jong Un's personal train but whatever small or midsize cars he is traveling with and even in special vehicles that are designed for mountainous terrain or snow," a source in South Pyongan Province familiar with Kim's Escort Command told the DailyNK in 2015. "There are multiple vehicles within the convoy so that people cannot tell which one he is in, and there is a separate car that acts as his restroom."

So, in this respect at least, it seems this historic summit is no different than Kim's other excursions. He simply always uses a personal, highly guarded toilet in "loo" of public facilities.

I thought this was going to be about Kim Kardashian.

 

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