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Not sure if it should be in this forum or on the Texas BBQ thread...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.tmz.com/2021/01/13/armie-hammer-responds-alleged-dms-blood-cannibal-exits-movie-j-lo/

 

he apparently texted his ex and told her he wanted to rip out her ribs, bbq and eat them.   Then there’s a bunch of alleged DM’s to other women discussing his cannibalistic fantasies. 
 

 

I don’t see the big deal.

Everyone kills, eats people, steals from me, steals from you. 

How many movies with Johnny Depp does it take to make you insane?

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Woah. I know the guy and know his wife or I guess now ex. Super cool couple. But I guess you really have to know someone well to talk about cannibalism.

Hmmm the heir to Arm and Hammer what shall we call him? Let's just create a derivative and call him Armie. Sounds fantastic!!!

15 minutes ago, usmc0331horn said:

Hmmm the heir to Arm and Hammer what shall we call him? Let's just create a derivative and call him Armie. Sounds fantastic!!!

Or Occidental Petroleum.  And named after his great-grandfather, who did own a portion of Arm & Hammer's parent.  But was also named 31 years after the brand was established, when he was born in NYC of Russian immigrant parents. Russiahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armand_Hammer

Edited by TwiceHorn

Who here hasn't wondered how human flesh tastes or contemplated the best way to prepare different cuts?

12 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Who here hasn't wondered how human flesh tastes...

Like fish and hotdogs? 

12 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Who here hasn't wondered how human flesh tastes or contemplated the best way to prepare different cuts?

Well marbled triceps are the most delectable . . . or so I've been told.

 

1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:

Who here hasn't wondered how human flesh tastes or contemplated the best way to prepare different cuts?

Spam.  And why the fuck are some of you reading TMZ?  And why did i click this?  (Oh right, I am an idiot).

Edited by Nivek

I mean, you admit to one cannibal fantasy and people blow it way out of proportion. 

What wood and dry rub will he use for smoking?  Finish with a glaze?  
 

It matters. 

2 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

Who here hasn't wondered how human flesh tastes or contemplated the best way to prepare different cuts?

Everyone knows it taste like chicken...or is it tuna?

2 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

Who here hasn't wondered how human flesh tastes or contemplated the best way to prepare different cuts?

Or who didn't think about killing the school bully in junior high and trying to cook his flesh, burning it (hint, it's not a fucking hotdog you roast over a fire), and creating a horrible smell that stay with you for the next 30 years (well along with his screams), and then spend the next 30 years occasionally checking the internet to see if anybody had found his remains or had noticed that the kids you hung out with and who participated in killing and trying to cook that motherfucker, seemed to die in mysterious accidents every 4-5 years.

in all seriousness, there needs to be some clarification on the different levels of celebrity sexual misconduct so that people can know how to react.  it can be on the back of one of those cards that teaches you how to play blackjack.

cannibalism seems worse that anything louis ck ever did, but better than anything kevin spacey or harvey weinstein or bill cosby did.  and the slightest bit of outrage should just be called an "aziz" because that shit was so dumb.

10 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

in all seriousness, there needs to be some clarification on the different levels of celebrity sexual misconduct so that people can know how to react.  it can be on the back of one of those cards that teaches you how to play blackjack.

cannibalism seems worse that anything louis ck ever did, but better than anything kevin spacey or harvey weinstein or bill cosby did.  and the slightest bit of outrage should just be called an "aziz" because that shit was so dumb.

Here is the thing though; he’s not engaging in cannabalism. He’s engaging in a fetish and alt-sex weirdo stuff where he role plays or gets kinky with cannibalism role play. It’s not illegal and it’s not, it can be argued immoral, if it’s consenting adults engaging in weirdo sex stuff. Right?

I mean, seems weird to cancel someone for sexting his weirdo kink when Hollywood and liberals are all about weirdo kink stuff being acceptable (if not normalized and celebrated; another thread), and he’s just letting his freak flag fly in what he thought was private and someone outed him for clout. Or revenge in which case he should sue under revenge porn law and get the last laugh.

^ Presupposes two things; 1) it is just kink and there is no evidence of him actually eating people or engaging in real life cannabalism (which is a very safe bet) and 2) This is actually real and not some nobody faking things and trying to take advantage a la the TikTok lady who started the Kanye is gay rumor last week and admitted it was for followers and fame.

9 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

Here is the thing though; he’s not engaging in cannabalism. He’s engaging in a fetish and alt-sex weirdo stuff where he role plays or gets kinky with cannibalism role play. It’s not illegal and it’s not, it can be argued immoral, if it’s consenting adults engaging in weirdo sex stuff. Right?

I mean, seems weird to cancel someone for sexting his weirdo kink when Hollywood and liberals are all about weirdo kink stuff being acceptable (if not normalized and celebrated; another thread), and he’s just letting his freak flag fly in what he thought was private and someone outed him for clout. Or revenge in which case he should sue under revenge porn law and get the last laugh.

^ Presupposes two things; 1) it is just kink and there is no evidence of him actually eating people or engaging in real life cannabalism (which is a very safe bet) and 2) This is actually real and not some nobody faking things and trying to take advantage a la the TikTok lady who started the Kanye is gay rumor last week and admitted it was for followers and fame.

if you go back and read my post, i wasn't classifying armie, i was classifying cannibalism, which was brought on by armie's texting history.  i doubt he's done anything resembling what he talks about. 

as far as i can tell, he's only guilty of cheating on his wife with a number of mistresses and side-pieces to the point where he was even mixing them up and cheating on them with each other.  common practice with rich, entitled, white men the world over.

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

if you go back and read my post, i wasn't classifying armie, i was classifying cannibalism, which was brought on by armie's texting history.  i doubt he's done anything resembling what he talks about. 

as far as i can tell, he's only guilty of cheating on his wife with a number of mistresses and side-pieces to the point where he was even mixing them up and cheating on them with each other.  common practice with rich, entitled, white men the world over.

Oh okay generally speaking, gotcha now.

I would argue engaging in real cannabalism is the worst thing of all those you listed, worse even then rape and pedophilia because you are the end user in a supply chain that necessarily means murder. Unless people are grave robbers or side hustling out of the back door of funeral homes.

cool not depressing thread eh?

8 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

Oh okay generally speaking, gotcha now.

I would argue engaging in real cannabalism is the worst thing of all those you listed, worse even then rape and pedophilia because you are the end user in a supply chain that necessarily means murder. Unless people are grave robbers or side hustling out of the back door of funeral homes.

cool not depressing thread eh?

not necessarily, did no one else watch Raw?

I've eaten plenty of women. Some taste sweet, some taste salty. It's best to make them wash first.

5 hours ago, DonkeyCigars said:

^ Presupposes two things; 1) it is just kink and there is no evidence of him actually eating people or engaging in real life cannabalism (which is a very safe bet) and 2) This is actually real and not some nobody faking things and trying to take advantage a la the TikTok lady who started the Kanye is gay rumor last week and admitted it was for followers and fame.

So where does fitlump's texts with Lance Armstrong fit into this?

common practice with rich, entitled, white men the world over.


To be fair rich men of all colors do this

The Man from Uncle is an underrated movie IMO. 

Dude is like Julia Louis-Dreyfuss in that he was born into economic royalty so profound I think it makes a lot of people hope for him to fail.  Basically all these texts show is that he’s a total freak, and I get that’s scary if you’re not into it and can get tiresome if you’re already sick of the guy doing it. But he seems fairly low on the Hollywood self-indulgence scale. 

1 hour ago, Liquor and Poker said:

The Man from Uncle is an underrated movie IMO.

Very. 

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