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#1

Haven't seen this anywhere.  Report is light on details

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Denver Broncos linebacker Von Miller is the subject of a police investigation in Parker, Colorado.

Police in the southeast suburb of Denver confirmed Friday that Miller is under investigation, saying that "if the investigation determines a crime has occurred charges will be submitted to the DA's office for their review."

"We are aware of an investigation involving Von Miller and are in the process of gathering more information," the Broncos said in a statement.

Miller did not respond to requests for comment.

A decision on whether charges are to be filed by police is not expected for a few weeks, a source told ESPN's Adam Schefter.

 

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#5
8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

But they both look like such calm and stable personalities.

#7
10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

I think this is all recruits should need to see if they are debating between Austin and College station talent

#10

He broke the number 1 rule and got caught. Never, under any circumstance, propose to a girl you meet at a strip club...

 

(pure assumption on my part).  

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#12
Just now, immamac said:

I don't understand why these millionaires are fucking with hos that look like they turn tricks on east lancaster in dallas. 

East Lancaster, huh?  

#14
1 minute ago, immamac said:

I don't understand why these millionaires are fucking with hos that look like they turn tricks on east lancaster in dallas. 

Harry Hines would be the go-to street for hookers.  Congrats for mixing it up a bit.

#16
4 minutes ago, immamac said:

I don't understand why these millionaires are fucking with hos that look like they turn tricks on east lancaster in dallas. 

Don't you talk about East Lancaster like that.

#17

Authorities responded to reports of missing barnyard animals in the area. 

#18
3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

fixed

Well that's what you attorneys are supposed to prevent.  

If you can't fix that you're just assholes.  

#19
10 minutes ago, immamac said:

I don't understand why these millionaires are fucking with hos that look like they turn tricks on east lancaster in dallas. 

As someone with a weaknees for trashy tattoos... shit happens.

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#20
5 minutes ago, SDG said:

Well that's what you attorneys are supposed to prevent.  

If you can't fix that you're just assholes.  

Not even the best Juliard-trained lawyer can defeat pussy.

#23
4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

As someone with a weaknees for trashy tattoos... shit happens.

Yeah but do you wife the trashy tat ones?

#24
1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Yeah but do you wife the trashy tat ones?

God no. Immamac was just talking about "fucking with" them.

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#26
1 minute ago, texifornia said:

God no. Immamac was just talking about "fucking with" them.

Nothing wrong with taking her out for a test drive, but Vonnie boy tried to put a ring on it.

#27
14 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

That nappy ass ho looks like blake griffin with fake tits 

I can't be the only Surly who would smash (not wife) can I?  

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drinking.

#32
1 hour ago, deadshank said:

East Lancaster, huh?  

There is a Lancaster in Dallas, in Oak Cliff, but it runs north-south. 

East Lancaster is in FW and ends in Arlington.  There are probably hookers on it.

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#33
1 hour ago, immamac said:

I don't understand why these millionaires are fucking with hos that look like they turn tricks on east lancaster in dallas. 

You can take the dawg outta the hood...

#34
1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

Nothing wrong with taking her out for a test drive, but Vonnie boy tried to put a ring on it.

If he had out a condom on it he would have avoided this entire situation.

#35
3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

There is a Lancaster in Dallas, in Oak Cliff, but it runs north-south. 

East Lancaster is in FW and ends in Arlington.  There are probably hookers on it.

Yup.  We’d go down there to buy our beer in HS. All.Day.Long.

#41
1 hour ago, SDG said:

I can't be the only Surly who would smash (not wife) can I?  

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#42

Rule 1 - Never stick your dick into anything you don't want to maybe have a baby with.

Rule 2 - Condoms, Condoms, Condoms

 

I never understood the attraction to fucking titty dancers/sluts/whores.  All I can ever think about is the endless train of dicks that have been in that box.  My specialty was more good girl gone bad.  

#45

Lol @ condoms. These bitches use turkey basters. Jackpot when they get knocked up....until the athlete, musician,entertainer goes broke.

#46
23 minutes ago, horn4life said:

Rule 1 - Never stick your dick into anything you don't want to maybe have a baby with.

Rule 2 - Condoms, Condoms, Condoms

 

I never understood the attraction to fucking titty dancers/sluts/whores.  All I can ever think about is the endless train of dicks that have been in that box.  My specialty was more good girl gone bad.  

I disagree here. I've stuck my dick into a lot of women I don't want to have a kid with.  The rest of what you said is on point.   

#48
That nappy ass ho looks like blake griffin with fake tits 

Sometimes I think you see what you want to see...
#49
3 hours ago, ztejas said:

Authorities responded to reports of missing barnyard animals in the area. 

Yeah...  my first thought was that it had something to do with chickens.  

#50
3 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

I learned that his nickname is Vonnie.

She's, uh, not attractive. She looks like she attends gang bang meetings on Tues and Thurs and smokes crack before breakfast. Nice tits, tho. 

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