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15 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

She's, uh, not attractive. She looks like she attends gang bang meetings on Tues and Thurs and smokes crack before breakfast. Nice tits, tho. 

Don’t sugar coat it like that, Sundance.  Tell her straight.

Horrible hair styles all around.

This. This is the true tragedy.


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2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

There is a Lancaster in Dallas, in Oak Cliff, but it runs north-south. 

East Lancaster is in FW and ends in Arlington.  There are probably hookers on it.

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CHIEF

He's perfected the homeless look. She nasty

I'm almost tempted to go over to texags to see how they're handling the cognitive dissonance when "one of the good ones" is involved in a story like this.

Or do they only make excuses for their white pieces of shit?

3 hours ago, horn4life said:

Rule 1 - Never stick your dick into anything you don't want to maybe have a baby with.

So your rule 1 is basically "don't have sex". 

I have never once fucked a girl and thought "yeah you know, it would be fine if she ended up pregnant".

I mean I'm young and have never been married but... still. 

I honestly assumed he was gay.

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NTTAWWT. I bet they're less likely to beat up pregnant girlfriends....

I honestly assumed he was gay.

I still do. That pic did nothing to change my mind. Not that there’s anything wrong with it naturally.
4 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

She's, uh, not attractive. She looks like she attends gang bang meetings on Tues and Thurs and smokes crack before breakfast. Nice tits, tho. 

Would you change your mind if she tattooed "Spider2YBanana" on her right breast?

7 hours ago, immamac said:

I don't understand why these millionaires are fucking with hos that look like they turn tricks on east lancaster in dallas. 

Word on the street is, E. Lancaster is the Fort Worth skank paradise.....Harry Hines is in Dallas

Something about this story smells funny.

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5 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

I honestly assumed he was gay.

Well she does kinda look like a guy with tits.

13 hours ago, South Austin said:

I think those tits might be fake.

Too bad for her that Tat ain't henna.

11 hours ago, NTVTXN said:

Yup.  We’d go down there to buy our beer in HS. All.Day.Long.

Fuck yeah. This was a regular occurrence for the Arlington HS kids.

9 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I think I spotted your problem

The real problem is that the train of dicks doesn't stop, as in never.  Thus your user name! 😉

Crazy bitches be the downfall of many a person

Yeah, right? Somebody should have warned her about Miller.

So that chick from the Wire bought fake tits to go with the nail gun. I thought she was killed off in the final season. 

30 minutes ago, Longhorn Fever said:


Yeah, right? Somebody should have warned her about Miller.

Touché

6 hours ago, former alkie said:

Word on the street is, E. Lancaster is the Fort Worth skank paradise.....Harry Hines is in Dallas

Are we talking the lowliest bus station skank? Or the classy, sophisticated, educated, debutant, high society bus station skank?

 

5 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Something about this story smells funny.

Like a dead fish inside a sweaty gym sock?

17 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Are we talking the lowliest bus station skank? Or the classy, sophisticated, educated, debutant, high society bus station skank?

 

HA.....I'll say the lowly, bus station skank.   She's quite obviously not classy, or sophisticated, or educated, or a debutant, or high society :)

9 hours ago, ztejas said:

So your rule 1 is basically "don't have sex". 

I have never once fucked a girl and thought "yeah you know, it would be fine if she ended up pregnant".

I mean I'm young and have never been married but... still. 


I think it has more to do with let your brain work before you let your dick loose. If you wanna let your dick do the thinking then at the very least you’re going to be dealing with strippers who are “pregnant” and need $500 for an abortion. 

16 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

An Aggie aggy does not lie, cheat or steal or tolerate those who do.

That pretty much points to beastiality as the likely matter under investigation.

 

16 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

After seeing the photo, I am sticking with my original suspicions. 

38 minutes ago, B00M said:

Looking at this gave me AIDS

Yeah but that bitch is down for whatever

17 hours ago, SDG said:

I can't be the only Surly who would smash (not wife) can I?  

 

51 minutes ago, hundredTT said:

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Damn; I'm fully committed now.  I would do evil thangs to that.   

 

 

 

so here is why I find most in the tattoo world to just be stupid

1. well now the 20 other guys that start fucking her after this get to know that "vonnie" was all up in there.....I mean it is not even like it is on her back or somewhere you can miss unless I guess you only fuck her dog style (which then you will not have to see the freckles filter)

2. am I suppose to stand there for 10 minutes and read that other bullshit that is on the left side in the photo....and I know a stupid bitch like that would tell you "that none your business" if you stopped her in line at the dollar store and ask her to read all that shit.......so if it is not any of your business who in the fuck is it there for.....and if it is "your personal mantra and rules to live by" (like don't let crazy dick get stuck in you unless he gets paid NFL money or some shit like that).......are you so fucking stupid that you need your own personal mantra and rules to live by tattooed on you in a place where you cannot read them in case you need to double check what they are

3. peoples portraits tattooed on you.....so I am fucking this bitch and I want to look over at her arm and see Martin Luther King?....PASS!!!!......or you are fucking her from behind and the portrait of her granddad she has tattooed on her back keeps winking at you as her skin wrinkles from the motion.....and then you pull out and blow all over her back and you get it all over the portrait of grandma she has on the other side of her back.....PASS!!!.....then the next time you are with her eating at grannies and all the sudden grannie has some gravy running down her chin....I would puke right there at the table...and if grandad is still alive well fuck I would not even want to see him eat any gravy without puking

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18 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

I learned that his nickname is Vonnie.

I bet that tweet will make for some interesting conversations when that kid gets into their teens.

29 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

2. am I suppose to stand there for 10 minutes and read that other bullshit that is on the left side in the photo....and I know a stupid bitch like that would tell you "that none your business" if you stopped her in line at the dollar store and ask her to read all that shit.......so if it is not any of your business who in the fuck is it there for.....and if it is "your personal mantra and rules to live by" (like don't let crazy dick get stuck in you unless he gets paid NFL money or some shit like that).......are you so fucking stupid that you need your own personal mantra and rules to live by tattooed on you in a place where you cannot read them in case you need to double check what they are

Looks like Psalm 23, you sacrilegious heathen.

I don't understand why these millionaires are fucking with hos that look like they turn tricks on east lancaster in dallas. 

The heart wants what the heart wants. He likes his women a little on the trashy side
20 minutes ago, DeadArmadillo said:


The heart dick wants what the heart dick wants. He His dick likes his women a little on the trashy side

Fifu.   

Again, a guy will go places with a hardon he would never go with just a machine gun. 

3 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

Yeah but that bitch is down for whatever

She looks like she’s down for a WB #2 w/2 extra patties, for breakfast.   

1 hour ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Looks like Psalm 23, you sacrilegious heathen.

Pastor....so I was sucking on my girls tits and reading a little scripture last night...

or if you are dumb enough to reproduce with her then your kid can sit there getting a little snack and wondering who the fuck vonnie is...as they grow older they can ask you why vonnie got to let everyone know he had run through there and then moved on, but you don't

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