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Out with the old and in with the new.  Who out there tonight feels like getting drunk?

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  • I haven't had a drink all week until tonight.  Tomorrow I leave my house to go bury my Grandpa.  He passed away on Christmas Eve last year at 100 years old.  It will be fun to hang out with my family

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    Just got a margarita.

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    This might qualify for another thread.... (stupid shit wives say or do) but still, I'm drinking. She washed our KING sized comforter last night in the washing machine at home. When she put it on the b

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I mean, I do, but that's like most other days right now. 

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I'm drinking my usual Woodford and water.  I've only had a couple so far.  I'm trying to pace myself a little.

31 minutes ago, Hate said:

I'm drinking my usual Woodford and water.  I've only had a couple so far.  I'm trying to pace myself a little.

I've got a bottle of Woodford calling my name for Sunday to hopefully watch Douchey Mayfield get his ass kicked

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Where are Zepol and Buzz?? [mention]Radical Larry [/mention] I know you’re probably already black out drunk.

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Damn...I’ll be back after a call at 11. Hopefully it doesn’t take long and y’all haven’t passed out yet.

Finished the bottle of Balcones during the first game.....drinking Evan Williams to tide me over until I pop the bottle of Woodford open and cheer on the chiefs tomorrow

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 I guess y'all passed out?? 

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I had to mix a cocktail for that last 15 minutes of the call.

The wife is definitely a keeper even after 30 years.... Waited til the Bucs had the game in hand...walked over to me from the bedroom buck nekkid, grabbed the glass from my hand and slammed back a damn near full drink of Woodford reserve, looked me in the eye and said "it's time, let's go"....who.the.fuck.am.i.to.say.no?

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So you’re going to bed early tonight, huh?

I swear, sometimes I just don't know what to do. Shut the fuck up or say what's on my mind. Seems like no matter what I do, it's the wrong fucking answer. Also, drunk and debating whether or not to go upstairs and sleep in the same bed. The only thing I know is correct, is whichever I choose, it will be the wrong choice. SMmfH

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So which one did you choose?  Did you get a blowjob after all? 

 

 

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Woodford and water mixed with the occasional one hit.  Cheers!

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Out with the old and in with the new.  Who out there tonight feels like getting drunk?


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Cheers to all my fellow Surly drunks!

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Woohoo...Let's do this!

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Whatcha drinkin Bongos?

 

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Now it’s on! Shake through those walls Larry!

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Where is everyone?  Already passed out? 

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Seriously? I’m the only drunk in Surly?

Oh I was drunk alright. Played cards and drank at a friend's place til 1am. Hurting this morning.  Just poured me a glass of bourbon...gotta bite the dog that bit ya!

Went hard Friday and Saturday. Regretting it a bit today. Gonna dial it back this week.

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I’ve gone to a 3 drunk days and 4 sober days model for the week. It works for me. That changes if I don’t have to wake up too early to take my son to school.

On 1/24/2021 at 11:09 AM, Hate said:

I’ve gone to a 3 drunk days and 4 sober days model for the week. It works for me. That changes if I don’t have to wake up too early to take my son to school.

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Let's see if we can flip ya to 4 drunk and 3 sober 

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That can be done very easily, especially during holidays and summer break when I don’t have to wake up at 7 to get my son to school. I work from home so as long as I don’t have a meeting at 7, I can get a pretty good drunk going.

Fuck it snow day so bud light and Buffalo Trace 

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Well, Surly talked me into 4 drunk nights this week. I’m sitting in the spa enjoying a full moon, the greatest bad there ever was (Grateful Dead), one hits and bourbon. Hell yes!

While not drinking at a pace to consider it my usual level of drunkenness, I have been steadily consuming whiskey sours tonight....it's like a buzz parade

IPAs started at 4:30. Trying to decide whether to go full hammered or half a gummy.

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IPAs started at 4:30. Trying to decide whether to go full hammered or half a gummy.

Why not both? I got too drunk last night and forgot about this thread.

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