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  • I haven't had a drink all week until tonight.  Tomorrow I leave my house to go bury my Grandpa.  He passed away on Christmas Eve last year at 100 years old.  It will be fun to hang out with my family

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    Just got a margarita.

  • Longhornstampede
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    This might qualify for another thread.... (stupid shit wives say or do) but still, I'm drinking. She washed our KING sized comforter last night in the washing machine at home. When she put it on the b

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Time to get drunk!

Only thing keeping me from going all in is trying to stay awake for the bball game

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Go all in.  What's the worst that can happen? 

Unlike the football team I decided to see this one out. Poured one more drink and switched to the bball game. 
 

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I can't be the only one up getting drunk on a Friday night before Tday week!

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I was pre gaming for the pre gaming last night. Slept through a meeting this morning. I’m currently at the end of several drunks over the next few nights.

I did a practice session last night with about a third of a bottle of Buffalo Trace.  Today I'll be a good boy, but tmrw night I'll begin work on a bottle of Rebecca Creek.  Cheers Azzholes!

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20 minutes ago, Rumblefishstix said:

Just got a margarita.

he's alive!!!! 

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I'm going to be in here in a little while with some bourbon.  Till then...

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But you can choke the chicken.

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I just kicked my son's ass on NBA2k after a few one hits and a few more bourbons!  He fucked around and found out.

Ok. I’m cheating. 
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Pic is from earlier. And yes, I’m in this thread now that I’m home. 

Guess I’m working the bottle myself tonight. HATE that it has to be that way. 11995fee78d93f5ad909761932f6df2c.jpg

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I’m really just getting started. I’ll be around for a while. Maybe we have some other drunks join us. Where you at @Radical Larry @burntorangebongos @Zep

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Where the hell is everyone?

Still on the wagon for a little longer but have to check on you boys. Carry on. 

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WHAT THE FUCK???

Sorry. People in town helping me with some big house chores. We are cooking out later today and I found some real good mexican style beer I like and plan on getting my buzz on today. 

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Alright, let's get the weekend started right!  Who's with me?

I am making an appearance. Crushed a cup of gumbo, 1/2 dozen oysters, and a po’boy for dinner. Throwing down some smoke wagon. 

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Woodford Reserve here.

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Well, I did have meetings all morning even if I had a few drinks last night.  I'm about to have two weeks off after Friday.  My wife and son will be home too.  I've already told my wife she needs to stop at the liquor store as my Spec's is out of the 1.5L bottles of Woodford.  These 750ml don't last long.

Winding down (sobering up) with some hot tea and grits after an undetermined about of rum and Diet Coke.

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Where are all the late night drunks?

Sitting around drinking Bud Light all day, now finishing up with some Chicken Cock.

Volleyball on. I’ll drink to that. 

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Well, I guess I'll get drunk if y'all are going to.  I don't want anyone drinking alone.

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So did everyone already pass out?

Invested in volleyball at the moment but it's not going well.

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All the more reason to drink!

I'm in.  Has  day full of it too.  Was just expecting a win 

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I'm here for all of the Surly drunks!

2 hours ago, Hate said:

So did everyone already pass out?

Here for the party...on white Russian number 6....or 7...damn near no cream or milk in them ...the wife sabotaged me....not like I mind

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Goddamn…got to keep your eyes open for the wife. They usually try to sabotage the fun. I’m lucky, my wife usually doesn’t care how drunk I get…usually.

5 minutes ago, Hate said:

Goddamn…got to keep your eyes open for the wife. They usually try to sabotage the fun. I’m lucky, my wife usually doesn’t care how drunk I get…usually.

She didn't sabotage the fun...she sabotaged me....she got me so hammered so she could go to bed knowing I'll probably fall asleep in the living room until at least mid morning. She just wants to sleep!

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So she sabotaged some of the fun.

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