December 12, 20214 yr Started drinking straight vodka on ice during the 1st quarter of the Dallas game. .might have to pull the throttle back and drop the flaps a little and start on some shiner so I make it to supper Edited December 12, 20214 yr by Longhornstampede
December 12, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Longhornstampede said: Started drinking straight vodka on ice during the 1st quarter of the Dallas game. .might have to pull the throttle back and drop the flaps a little and start on some shiner so I make it to supper Fuck that. Push the throttle all the way forward and lift those flaps and fly that SOB right into the mountain!!
December 17, 20214 yr Author We’re having a little get together this weekend and some friends are coming in from out of town. It’s going to be a long couple of days for my liver.
December 18, 20214 yr My in-laws (all 4 of them) will here Thursday.... I may rest my liver for the coming onslaught....
December 18, 20214 yr Forecast for Today, 90% full bottle of Buffalo Trace, 100% chance of watching all the remaining UIL state championship games, 100% chance of bacon wrapped japs, and finally 50% chance of boneless pork ribs on the pit.
December 22, 20214 yr Author Well, I have to celebrate having the rest of the year off by getting a little drunk tonight. Who's with me??
December 24, 20214 yr Author Seriously...I'm the only Surly motherfucker getting drunk tonight?? Where is everyone?
December 24, 20214 yr You're not alone in this world. Been entertaining the inlaws....alcohol had to be involved. Rebecca Creek making some money off me this weekend
December 24, 20214 yr Author Woodford employees will be able to retire after the holiday break on behalf of my liver!
December 24, 20214 yr I'm the only one still up...and it's not a bad thing....now I can really pour it on for a while
December 24, 20214 yr Author Nice! I'm here for a while longer. I'm drinking and listening to the greatest band that ever existed...The Grateful Dead. My son is still up playing Fortnite so I feel that I have to outlast him even if he isn't drinking bourbon and taking one hits.
December 24, 20214 yr I did my part took Burnt Ends out for the night and it made it home too. Bunch of crap to do tomorrow and then Xmas day will likely be a shitshow. No family in town, two 20 pound honey baked hams and a 15 pound fried turkey. We will end up with 8 people here or 80. I’ll probably have another bud light, too.
December 24, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, justhookit said: I did my part took Burnt Ends out for the night and it made it home too. Bunch of crap to do tomorrow and then Xmas day will likely be a shitshow. No family in town, two 20 pound honey baked hams and a 15 pound fried turkey. We will end up with 8 people here or 80. I’ll probably have another bud light, too. Charlie Brown wants his Christmas tree back.
December 24, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said: Charlie Brown wants his Christmas tree back. It’s for foot tall FYI you Cali fucker, and it’s all beach, bitch. I love my twig tree.
December 24, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, Sbbruin said: Charlie Brown wants his Christmas tree back. No kidding. WTF is that sad little thing? And where are your cabinet pulls? Edited December 24, 20214 yr by Bullneck
December 24, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, Hate said: All it needs is love and a blanket. I’m gonna use that line in about 10 minutes. Gracias.
December 24, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Bullneck said: No kidding. WTF is that sad little thing? It just shrank another 2 inches when I read that out loud.
December 25, 20214 yr In, hitting a bottle of Maker’s 46 gifted from a vendor. feeling no pain, it’s been an enjoyable Christmas Eve.
December 25, 20214 yr I am waiting for the little fuckers to go to sleep. I am fucking up a bottle of makers 46 as well. They better go to sleep fast or santa is gonna pass out.
December 25, 20214 yr Author I'm working on a bottle of Woodford Reserve. My son no longer believes in Santa, but he is still wanting to wake up by 6 tomorrow morning. I've got to manage my buzz tonight just to be functional in the morning. I'm also smoking a turkey for Christmas Dinner, so I will have a bunch of work to do in the morning.
December 25, 20214 yr Author Oh I'm still getting drunk, but it's going to be slight drunk. Edited December 25, 20214 yr by Hate already drunk
December 25, 20214 yr Author Well, it didn't work out how I planned. I'm still up and getting drunk. Tomorrow is going to SUCK.
December 25, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, Hate said: Well, it didn't work out how I planned. I'm still up and getting drunk. Tomorrow is going to SUCK. Could kick the can down the road and start drinking in the morning. Nice thing is the day after Christmas is Sunday, so nice recovery day.
December 25, 20214 yr 4 hours ago, Hate said: Merry Christmas to all you Surly drunks! Fuck you! And Merry Christmas to you fellow surly drunk. You've been the one constant on this thread and I applaud you for it! 🤘
December 25, 20214 yr BTW just sent the prudish outlaws to bed after showing then Christmas Vacation for the first time. They actually loved it and I pounded down 5 eggnogs with a shit ton of spiced rum while enjoying that!
December 25, 20214 yr 15 minutes ago, Hate said: Well, it didn't work out how I planned. I'm still up and getting drunk. Tomorrow is going to SUCK. No it's not!
December 25, 20214 yr Author I'm going to have to start drinking and taking one hits early tomorrow. I have nobody but myself to blame.
December 26, 20213 yr I'm wondering how late one can check into this thread. Everyone in the house has been in bed for at least 2 hours and I'm just turning in. Finally drunk enough to consider going to bed...fuck!
December 29, 20213 yr I posted this pic in the “bitch about family/holiday” thread because I’m doing a tasting and forgot about this one. This is the pantry in my SIL’s house. I love the holidays.
January 1, 20223 yr Author Yep…my resolution is that I am not going to get drunk again until next year!
January 1, 20223 yr Throwing down the beers at the moment to fight off the omicron. Birthday is in a little over 2 hours. I’m going to down one last sip of bourbon right before midnight and then lay off the drinking for at least January.
January 12, 20223 yr Getting hammered at hotel bar in Orlando. Evidently NCAA women's field hockey convention is this week. Fun times at the bar but most don't swing my way, the super butch chicks are worse than most dudes. One of the ladies told me she is gonna make the Vermont coach get a divorce lol, tequila it is.
January 22, 20223 yr Here I am with Four Roses, my dog, and a harmonica.... she howls while I try to play. Its fucking tits...
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