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Started drinking straight vodka on ice during the 1st quarter of the Dallas game. .might have to pull the throttle back and drop the flaps a little and start on some shiner so I make it to supper

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  • I haven't had a drink all week until tonight.  Tomorrow I leave my house to go bury my Grandpa.  He passed away on Christmas Eve last year at 100 years old.  It will be fun to hang out with my family

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    Just got a margarita.

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    This might qualify for another thread.... (stupid shit wives say or do) but still, I'm drinking. She washed our KING sized comforter last night in the washing machine at home. When she put it on the b

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1 hour ago, Longhornstampede said:

Started drinking straight vodka on ice during the 1st quarter of the Dallas game. .might have to pull the throttle back and drop the flaps a little and start on some shiner so I make it to supper

Fuck that.  Push the throttle all the way forward and lift those flaps and fly that SOB right into the mountain!!   

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We’re having a little get together this weekend and some friends are coming in from out of town. It’s going to be a long couple of days for my liver.

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Cheers to pour decisions this weekend.  

Been a long day/week, fuck the holidays, time to go on a 3 day drunk.

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3 day? I’m going to be working on a 16 day drunk. 

Forecast for Today, 90% full bottle of Buffalo Trace, 100% chance of watching all the remaining UIL state championship games,  100% chance of bacon wrapped japs, and finally 50% chance of boneless pork ribs on the pit.

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El borracho….and here is a live look at my liver trying to escape.
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Well, I have to celebrate having the rest of the year off by getting a little drunk tonight.  Who's with me??

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Where in the hell is everyone? 

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Seriously...I'm the only Surly motherfucker getting drunk tonight??  Where is everyone?

You're not alone in this world. Been entertaining the inlaws....alcohol had to be involved. Rebecca Creek making some money off me this weekend

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Woodford employees will be able to retire after the holiday break on behalf of my liver!

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Nice!  I'm here for a while longer. I'm drinking and listening to the greatest band that ever existed...The Grateful Dead. My son is still up playing Fortnite so I feel that  I have to outlast him even if he isn't drinking bourbon and taking one hits.

I did my part took Burnt Ends out for the night and it made it home too. Bunch of crap to do tomorrow and then Xmas day will likely be a shitshow. No family in town, two 20 pound honey baked hams and a 15 pound fried turkey. We will end up with 8 people here or 80. I’ll probably have another bud light, too.

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4 minutes ago, justhookit said:

I did my part took Burnt Ends out for the night and it made it home too. Bunch of crap to do tomorrow and then Xmas day will likely be a shitshow. No family in town, two 20 pound honey baked hams and a 15 pound fried turkey. We will end up with 8 people here or 80. I’ll probably have another bud light, too.

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Charlie Brown wants his Christmas tree back.

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All it needs is love and a blanket.

2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Charlie Brown wants his Christmas tree back.

It’s for foot tall FYI you Cali fucker, and it’s all beach, bitch. I love my twig tree.

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7 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Charlie Brown wants his Christmas tree back.

No kidding.  WTF is that sad little thing?  

And where are your cabinet pulls?  

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3 minutes ago, Hate said:

All it needs is love and a blanket.

I’m gonna use that line in about 10 minutes. Gracias.

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

No kidding.  WTF is that sad little thing?  

It just shrank another 2 inches when I read that out loud.

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Merry Christmas to all you Surly drunks!

In,

 

hitting a bottle of Maker’s 46 gifted from a vendor.

feeling no pain, it’s been an enjoyable Christmas Eve. 

I am waiting for the little fuckers to go to sleep. I am fucking up a bottle of makers 46 as well.  They better go to sleep fast or santa is gonna pass out.

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I'm working on a bottle of Woodford Reserve.  My son no longer believes in Santa, but he is still wanting to wake up by 6 tomorrow morning.  I've got to manage my buzz tonight just to be functional in the morning.  I'm also smoking a turkey for Christmas Dinner, so I will have a bunch of work to do in the morning. 

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Oh I'm still getting drunk, but it's going to be slight drunk.

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already drunk

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Well, it didn't work out how I planned.  I'm still up and getting drunk.  Tomorrow is going to SUCK.

7 minutes ago, Hate said:

Well, it didn't work out how I planned.  I'm still up and getting drunk.  Tomorrow is going to SUCK.

Could kick the can down the road and start drinking in the morning.  Nice thing is the day after Christmas is Sunday, so nice recovery day.

4 hours ago, Hate said:

Merry Christmas to all you Surly drunks!

Fuck you! And Merry Christmas to you fellow surly drunk. You've been the one constant on this thread and I applaud you for it! 🤘

BTW just sent the prudish outlaws to bed after showing then Christmas Vacation for the first time. They actually loved it and I pounded down 5 eggnogs with a shit ton of spiced rum while enjoying that!

15 minutes ago, Hate said:

Well, it didn't work out how I planned.  I'm still up and getting drunk.  Tomorrow is going to SUCK.

No it's not!

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I'm going to have to start drinking and taking one hits early tomorrow.  I have nobody but myself to blame.

How early can we check in on this thread today? Asking for a friend. 

I'm wondering how late one can check into this thread. Everyone in the house has been in bed for at least 2 hours and I'm just turning in. Finally drunk enough to consider going to bed...fuck!

I posted this pic in the “bitch about family/holiday” thread because I’m doing a tasting and forgot about this one. This is the pantry in my SIL’s house. I love the holidays. 

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Here's to finishing the year off right! 

Happy New Year you filthy animals*

Cheers
 

 

*obligatory

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Yep…my resolution is that I am not going to get drunk again until next year!

Throwing down the beers at the moment to fight off the omicron. Birthday is in a little over 2 hours. I’m going to down one last sip of bourbon right before midnight and then lay off the drinking for at least January. 

  • 2 weeks later...

Getting hammered at hotel bar in Orlando. Evidently NCAA women's field hockey convention is this week. Fun times at the bar but most don't swing my way, the super butch chicks are worse than most dudes. One of the ladies told me she is gonna make the Vermont coach get a divorce lol, tequila it is.

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