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  • I haven't had a drink all week until tonight.  Tomorrow I leave my house to go bury my Grandpa.  He passed away on Christmas Eve last year at 100 years old.  It will be fun to hang out with my family

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    Just got a margarita.

  • Longhornstampede
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    This might qualify for another thread.... (stupid shit wives say or do) but still, I'm drinking. She washed our KING sized comforter last night in the washing machine at home. When she put it on the b

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Oh no. I got drunk Thursday night too. I’ll be on the thread late tonight as I have a project call at 11 tonight. I’m hoping it only takes an hour so I can be drinking some whiskey by midnight.

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26 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Shot 87 today....with a 9 on a par 5.... Bourbon fueled...still boring 4 fingers at a time

That's what she said.

 

I just got off my call and poured my first drink.  Where are the other drunks tonight? 

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Hell yes!  Way to go Larry!

21 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Screwdriver.....the orange juice qualifies it as breakfast

Bloody Mary qualifies as brunch if you do it right.

I’ve always been more partial to a screwdriver than a bloody. But I won’t turn a good bloody down. Zing Zang please.

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I've never been a fan of tomato juice.  I love tomatoes, but don't like tomato juice.  I've going to finish the weekend with some drinks in the spa tonight.  It's pretty damn near perfect SE Texas night with the moon due to rise soon. 

3 hours ago, Hate said:

I've never been a fan of tomato juice.  I love tomatoes, but don't like tomato juice.  I've going to finish the weekend with some drinks in the spa tonight.  It's pretty damn near perfect SE Texas night with the moon due to rise soon. 

This I love tomatoes in all food,hell I’ll drink V8 but add vodka which I like also, it’s too much acidity for me or something for drinking a lot of.   I can have one but to sit and get drunk off of no.  Just start bringing the vodka soda’s after that.   

1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

This I love tomatoes in all food,hell I’ll drink V8 but add vodka which I like also, it’s too much acidity for me or something for drinking a lot of.   I can have one but to sit and get drunk off of no.  Just start bringing the vodka soda’s after that.   

I hope you read this again in the morning!

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I had an early morning meeting canceled so I figured I may as well have a few drinks.

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It's time to pre-drunk for the weekend.  Where is everyone?

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Good to see you here.  I'll be here most of the night.

Son dropped by tonight. Showed up with a bottle of Tito's as a bribe for helping him do his brakes tomorrow 🤘

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Six IPAs and a full gummy might not be the beat plan...

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Six IPAs and a full gummy might not be the beat plan...

Sooo!??? Are you in the spiritual world asshole??

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21 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

Six IPAs and a full gummy might not be the beat plan...

Beat?  That's so 60s bro.  You gonna do some poetry and shit.

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Apologize for nothing.  I just got home from having dinner and drinks at Whiskey Cake.  It's time to get down to some serious drinking now.

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Where are all the drunkapocolypse people at??  I went to Spec's tonight so I have 6 bottles of champagne, 8 1.5 liter bottles of wine, and at 5 full bottles of bourbon.  I'm not planning on going anywhere for the next 9 days.  I have to find a way of making all of that last.  I do have vodka, tequila, Canadian whiskey and Scotch if it gets really bad so I should be ok. 

Present and accounted for. My work already declared Monday as a day off...3 day weekend....low double and then single digits....plenty of food and plenty of booze in stock

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Here’s what I have to get me through until it thaws out. I hope it’s enough.

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53 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Wait....why do you have mild salsa? 200.gif

It’s a conundrum. Salsa or beer. Beer always wins as mild salsa is a better pairing than hot next day as hot can result in starts. 

Here’s what I have to get me through until it thaws out. I hope it’s enough.

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Narrator: it wasn't.
1 hour ago, Hate said:

Here’s what I have to get me through until it thaws out. I hope it’s enough.

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Well, the decanter will be empty tonight and the opened Woodford will be empty by tomorrow night sometime.  I may make one last run to Spec's tomorrow since it looks like we may not be getting out again until Friday.  This should be one of the busiest threads for the next several days.  Cheers to all and hope you stay safe and warm and drunk!

2 hours ago, Hate said:

Well, the decanter will be empty tonight and the opened Woodford will be empty by tomorrow night sometime.  I may make one last run to Spec's tomorrow since it looks like we may not be getting out again until Friday.  This should be one of the busiest threads for the next several days.  Cheers to all and hope you stay safe and warm and drunk!

I've already told my wife I "need " to gas up my truck before the cold hits. This WILL include a side trip to Spec's for some sampling and restocking. I'm only slightly buzzed because I want to get up early and get my errands out of the way before I come home and fix spot of chili

Fuck yeah. 4 snow days this week. Finally had to work today...I went through so much bourbon and gin this week my liver had to tackle me on the way to the liquor cabinet and put a stop to this madness so I took the night off. I will be resuming these reindeer games again tomorrow night

Well, operation “don’t get as drunk as I did Friday night” was an abject failure.

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I got really hammered Thursday night after getting my pipe leak fixed and ripping out the wet carpet and sheetrock. I thought that might be my last drunk of the snowpocalypse but I got drunk again last night. I’m definitely taking a breather for a few days this week or my organs may go on strike.

On 2/12/2021 at 9:31 PM, Hate said:

Here’s what I have to get me through until it thaws out. I hope it’s enough.

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Not bad, but kinda incomplete....

 

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Who else is pre-drunking for the weekend??

Ash & Ember in Cedar Hill. Legit beer & best food I’ve ever had from a brewery.  I didn’t want to leave so now I’m in drunk thread. 
 

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