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#151

My daughter is pregnant and so I  thought if she's going sober, than I will too. For the pregnancy. Kept it to myself. 

What a crock of shit! I thought I'd lose weight. I couldn't get enough of ice cream and cookies. I'd have more time to get things done. I watched more TV. I quit socializing because my friends drink. The funniest comment was "yeah, bet you thought you were going to get a hobby or something."

Anyway, I'm back at it. My pool game is a little rusty but there's only one way to get to Carnegie Hall.

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    Just got a margarita.

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#152

Hell, yes.  What more of a reason to drink than "my daughter is pregnant"?  That will absolutely drive a man to drink.,  Full disclosure, I only have one kid and he's a boy. 

#153

It's 324am and just woke up on the couch from a bourbon induced nap. Last time I remember seeing was 142am. Wife was nice enough to cover me with a blanket before going off to bed. I guess it's time for one more

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#154

Where in the hell are all of the Surly drunks tonight?

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#157

@PhillyD I think the answer to your question is to either drink faster or smoke more weed while you are drinking. 

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#160

I'm doing both to test my hypothesis. I think that since autocorrect didn't have to correct my spelling of hypothesis I'm not quite drunk enough.

#161

New floors installed, all appliances and furniture back in place (at least where the wife approves)....I told her it's quitting time and time to start abusing my liver...I'm now 3 glasses of Balcones bourbon past the end of the runway and off into the wild blue yonder of flying my couch for the evening

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#163

I get to sleep until 7:00 tomorrow so I just might knock a few more back tonight. 

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#170

Day drinking will most certainly get you fucked up.  I'm slow but steady tonight. 

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#171

I haven't had a drink all week until tonight.  Tomorrow I leave my house to go bury my Grandpa.  He passed away on Christmas Eve last year at 100 years old.  It will be fun to hang out with my family as we will just party all weekend.  We will make up with mimosas and be drunk around the fire late into the night while celebrating the man that started this all.  It's bittersweet as I love my family.  But I also loved my Grandpa.  I miss him every single day. 

Oh well.  I'll have one more drink for Grandpa. 

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#179

It has begun. Started off with 2 gin and tonics and then a 6 of Lakewood Lager after work. Just polished off Numero 6. Trying to decide if I crack the 6 of Shiner or say fuck it and finish the bottle of bourbon I started last week...

#183
45 minutes ago, Hate said:

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Oh it will be....decided on the beer first tho....might save me some of the bourbon....I do have to go in to work for 4 hours tomorrow....whenever I feel like it

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#184
Left, right or all of the above?
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Left...Woodford. That’s where I’ll be shortly.
#185

tfoolry getting after it. I like it.

I started 5.5 hrs ago, hitting my stride. Also checked into the High thread.

#187
41 minutes ago, LABEVO said:

Wine in Eastern Europe is shit. Need to keep to Russian vodka 

Needs pic of Eastern European women?

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#189

I don’t know about your particular corner of Texas, but mine is having a spectacular late spring night. It’s perfect for having a few bourbons on the porch.

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#190

Where are all the drunks this weekend.  I can't be the only one up late drinking on a 3-day weekend.

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#192

I'm the last one up in my house.  I'm still drinking a little bourbon and taking the occasional one hit while listening to the greatest band in the history of the world!

#195

Way too much crap north Georgia wine last night. The tasting rooms are nice, the views are beautiful, but sadly the wine is still garbage.

#196
4 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

Way too much crap north Georgia wine last night. The tasting rooms are nice, the views are beautiful, but sadly the wine is still garbage.

This is what’s it’s like going to the Fredericksburg, TX wineries after you have been to Napa. 

#197
2 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

This is what’s it’s like going to the Fredericksburg, TX wineries after you have been to Napa. 

Strikes me as a little harsh.  I’ve drunk more than my share of wines in Napa, Sonoma, and eastern Washington, and lots of ‘em are great.  For Fredericksburg, avoid the sweet at all cost and go for Heath (sparklers), Grape Creek, Pedernales, or Brennan Super Nero (Texas Wine Collective/Nero D’Avolo).  The wineries working with happy Texas grapes, like Tempranillo and Nero are catching on...........

#198

Bought a new polesaw this morning. Started trimming and pruning the oaks in the front yard. Got hot and sweaty as shit. Will finish later this week. And now the consumption of bourbon begins

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