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My daughter is pregnant and so IĀ  thought if she's going sober, than I will too. For the pregnancy. Kept it to myself.Ā 

What a crock of shit! I thought I'd lose weight. I couldn't get enough of ice cream and cookies. I'd have more time to get things done. I watched more TV. I quit socializing because my friends drink. The funniest comment was "yeah, bet you thought you were going to get a hobby or something."

Anyway, I'm back at it. My pool game is a little rusty but there's only one way to get to Carnegie Hall.

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  • I haven't had a drink all week until tonight.Ā  Tomorrow I leave my house to go bury my Grandpa.Ā  He passed away on Christmas Eve last year at 100 years old.Ā  It will be fun to hang out with my family

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    Just got a margarita.

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    This might qualify for another thread.... (stupid shit wives say or do) but still, I'm drinking. She washed our KING sized comforter last night in the washing machine at home. When she put it on the b

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Hell, yes.Ā  What more of a reason to drink than "my daughter is pregnant"?Ā  That will absolutely drive a man to drink.,Ā  Full disclosure, I only have one kid and he's a boy.Ā 

It's 324am and just woke up on the couch from a bourbon induced nap. Last time I remember seeing was 142am. Wife was nice enough to cover me with a blanket before going off to bed. I guess it's time for one more

  • 2 weeks later...
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Where in the hell are all of the Surly drunks tonight?

I just checked in to a hotel room near my friends house because too many people were already crashing out there. I'm kinda fuxxed up

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Where are all the Surly drunks tonight?

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@PhillyD I think the answer to your question is to either drink faster or smoke more weed while you are drinking.Ā 

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I'm doing both to test my hypothesis. I think that since autocorrect didn't have to correct my spelling of hypothesis I'm not quite drunk enough.

New floors installed, all appliances and furniture back in place (at least where the wife approves)....I told her it's quitting time and time to start abusing my liver...I'm now 3 glasses of Balcones bourbon past the end of the runway and off into the wild blue yonder of flying my couch for the evening

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I get to sleep until 7:00 tomorrow so I just might knock a few more back tonight.Ā 

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Alright, where in the hell are all the drunks tonight?

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Day drinking will most certainly get you fucked up.Ā  I'm slow but steady tonight.Ā 

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I haven't had a drink all week until tonight.Ā  Tomorrow I leave my house to go bury my Grandpa.Ā  He passed away on Christmas Eve last year at 100 years old.Ā  It will be fun to hang out with my family as we will just party all weekend.Ā  We will make up with mimosas and be drunk around the fire late into the night while celebrating the man that started this all.Ā  It's bittersweet as I love my family.Ā  But I also loved my Grandpa.Ā  I miss him every single day.Ā 

Oh well.Ā  I'll have one more drink for Grandpa.Ā 

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Checking in here. Ā Grilling burgers with a drink on is playing with fire haha but I’m up for it. Ā Drunk posting is fun too.

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And would you looky here. I’m prolly gonna finish the whole damned bottle.
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16 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:

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And would you looky here. I’m prolly gonna finish the whole damned bottle.
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That's the way tequila go.

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wooooooooooo. working US hours while in europe. my drinking game is fuuuuuucked

I'm still up here at home in Texas....and drunk!

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because it's 3fucking AM

It has begun. Started off with 2 gin and tonics and then a 6 of Lakewood Lager after work. Just polished off Numero 6. Trying to decide if I crack the 6 of Shiner or say fuck it and finish the bottle of bourbon I started last week...

45 minutes ago, Hate said:

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Oh it will be....decided on the beer first tho....might save me some of the bourbon....I do have to go in to work for 4 hours tomorrow....whenever I feel like it

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Left, right or all of the above?
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Left...Woodford. That’s where I’ll be shortly.

tfoolry getting after it. I like it.

I started 5.5 hrs ago, hitting my stride. Also checked into the High thread.

Wine in Eastern Europe is shit. Need to keep to Russian vodkaĀ 

41 minutes ago, LABEVO said:

Wine in Eastern Europe is shit. Need to keep to Russian vodkaĀ 

Needs pic of Eastern European women?

12 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Needs pic of Eastern European women?

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I don’t know about your particular corner of Texas, but mine is having a spectacular late spring night. It’s perfect for having a few bourbons on the porch.

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Where are all the drunks this weekend.Ā  I can't be the only one up late drinking on a 3-day weekend.

Checking in.Ā  A nice buzz while hoping Fred updatesĀ that credit card fraud thread.

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I'm the last one up in my house.Ā  I'm still drinking a little bourbon and taking the occasional one hit while listening to the greatest band in the history of the world!

Way too much crap north Georgia wine last night. The tasting rooms are nice, the views are beautiful, but sadly the wine is still garbage.

4 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

Way too much crap north Georgia wine last night. The tasting rooms are nice, the views are beautiful, but sadly the wine is still garbage.

This is what’s it’s like going to the Fredericksburg, TX wineriesĀ after you have been to Napa.Ā 

2 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

This is what’s it’s like going to the Fredericksburg, TX wineriesĀ after you have been to Napa.Ā 

Strikes me as a little harsh. Ā I’ve drunk more than my share of wines in Napa, Sonoma, and eastern Washington, and lots of ā€˜em are great. Ā For Fredericksburg, avoid the sweet at all cost and go for Heath (sparklers), Grape Creek, Pedernales, or Brennan Super Nero (Texas Wine Collective/Nero D’Avolo). Ā The wineries working with happy Texas grapes, like Tempranillo and Nero are catching on...........

Bought a new polesaw this morning. Started trimming and pruning the oaks in the front yard. Got hot and sweaty as shit. Will finish later this week. And now the consumption of bourbon begins

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Who is up on a Friday night getting drunk??

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