June 13, 20214 yr Drink up everybody!!!! Horns win and one win away from CWS!!![emoji869][emoji869][emoji869]
June 13, 20214 yr Author Yeah, I was going to have to get pissed off drunk until the bottom of the 9th happened.Ā Now I get to get happy drunk!
June 18, 20214 yr Author I am the start of a three day weekend.Ā I think I may have some drinks tonight. Who is with me?Ā
June 18, 20214 yr Hello drunk thread. I really didnāt mean to be here, but here I am. Supposed to be up at 415. Not sure how thatās going to work
June 18, 20214 yr Author 13 minutes ago, That Guy said: Hello drunk thread. I really didnāt mean to be here, but here I am. Supposed to be up at 415. Not sure how thatās going to work I ain't gonna lie...it's going to suck.Ā I did it a couple of times this week.Ā Once at 3:00 AM for back to back meetings until 4, and the other at 4:30.Ā But you aren't going to be a pussy.Ā You're going to fight through that shit and kick its ass. Ā Note: I'm off tomorrow.
June 20, 20214 yr Author Who's getting drunk on a Saturday night?Ā I don't want to be the only hungover father at brunch tomorrow.Ā
June 20, 20214 yr Author Yes, so Dad gets to get day drunk, watch the US Open, and then watch the Longhorns in the CWS without being fucking bothered! Ā Narrator:Ā He was still bothered...all...day...long. Edited June 20, 20214 yr by Hate
June 20, 20214 yr Author Hell Yes!Ā The more the merrier!Ā I'm up drinking bourbon, taking one hits, and listening to the Grateful Dead.Ā
June 20, 20214 yr Hell Yes!Ā The more the merrier!Ā I'm up drinking bourbon, taking one hits, and listening to the Grateful Dead.Ā A friend of the devil is a friend of mine.
June 20, 20214 yr Who's getting drunk on a Saturday night?Ā I don't want to be the only hungover father at brunch tomorrow.Ā I canāt deny nor confirm my participation. Honestly, I donāt like alcohol. But given our state and federal view on a healthier option, itās all I have while looking for work.
June 20, 20214 yr I canāt deny nor confirm my participation. Honestly, I donāt like alcohol. But given our state and federal view on a healthier option, itās all I have while looking for work. I canāt deny nor confirm my participation. Honestly, I donāt like alcohol.This is a safe space. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
June 20, 20214 yr 6 hours ago, Txslnghrns said: This reminds me of the woman in front of me in line at the liquor store who walked in and was asking where the Elijah WoodĀ whiskey was located... The look on the cashier's face stifling her laughter was amusing.
June 20, 20214 yr BTW. Happy father's day to all y'all. It's 720am and I've made my first gin and tonic of the day
July 3, 20214 yr Author My sister and BIL came through town last night on their way to a 4th of July family reunion, so we stayed up late getting drunk.Ā My wife and I can't make it to the reunion, but my sister took our son to the reunion with them, so we are empty nesters for the weekend. My liver may not survive the next two weeks because we leave for Maine next week for a wedding.Ā I will be shit faced drunk pretty much every day between now and the middle of July.Ā Oh well, someone has to do it and it may as well be me.
July 3, 20214 yr Holiday weekend.....drunken weekend....just for shits and grins been hammering Malibu rum and pineapple juice all afternoon. Good thing I bought 2 bottles
July 3, 20214 yr BetterĀ bring plenty of Titoās or any alcohol from Texas to deal with those MaineiacsĀ
July 3, 20214 yr Hello mofos!! Been way too long. Made some project deadlines today and I am not checking emails at until Tuesday. Took 2 30mg hash caps and got a bottle of makers. Prepare for my ramblings and fucked up spelling. Enjoy the weekend everyone. Speaking of wedding my brother is getting married next weekend. Family drama about invites and why isn't this weird ass step brother in the wedding fights have started. Good times and I'm in charge of alcohol. Look for us on Worldstar next weekendĀ Edited July 3, 20214 yr by Zepol87
July 3, 20214 yr Author Hell Yes!.Ā This thread is off to a great fucking holiday weekend start! GO do something stupid and report back, Zepol!
July 3, 20214 yr Author 19 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said: I got my folks tipsy off caipirinhas. It was amusing. Yeah, it's amusing until they they basically turn into toddlers and you have to help them navigate.Ā I hope they were someplace they could just pass out.Ā
July 3, 20214 yr I'm shitfaced hammered. I ate some hardcore Cuban pussy for a few hours then went to bar and saw my neighbor there and she's totally down to fuck. Also she's married. Plus I'm so hammered. Sent from my SM-A326U using Tapatalk
July 3, 20214 yr I went to Applebee's and had 3 pints of PBR and 3 shots of Jameson and paid $24 after an $8 tip. I'm pretty sure their job is to get you as fucked up as possible while taking as many drinks off your tab as they can without getting fired. I was also the only white person in there the entire time after a white couple left 20 mins after I arrived and there were between 25-40 people there the entire time including staff.Ā It was great. God bless America.Ā
July 3, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Uncle Boobs said: I'm shitfaced hammered. Ā 1 hour ago, Uncle Boobs said: she's totally down to fuck. I'm a fan ofĀ your work but this might be a reach.Ā
July 7, 20214 yr I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I will say it may be inevitable. But I will enjoy the slow slide.
July 18, 20214 yr Iāve had several manhattans and an old fashioned at water st oyster bar in corpus and jfc itās still light outside.
July 18, 20214 yr Author Day drinking is awesome. I got so drunk last week in Maine, I passed out about 7.
July 24, 20214 yr Been tweaking Old Fashioned recipes for the last 4 hours. I have either perfected it or I'm too drunk to know better....either way....I'm fuuuuuucked up! Edited July 24, 20214 yr by Longhornstampede
July 24, 20214 yr On 7/6/2021 at 9:00 PM, Sbbruin said: I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I will say it may be inevitable. But I will enjoy the slow slide. Deal-A-Meal program?
August 13, 20214 yr Had a tequila happy hour and then went out for Thai with neighbors last night and wrapped up drinking bourbon in my basement. Rallied for a three hour drinking lunch today. Now sitting with a large marg watching Arsenal lose.
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