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  • I haven't had a drink all week until tonight.Ā  Tomorrow I leave my house to go bury my Grandpa.Ā  He passed away on Christmas Eve last year at 100 years old.Ā  It will be fun to hang out with my family

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    Just got a margarita.

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    This might qualify for another thread.... (stupid shit wives say or do) but still, I'm drinking. She washed our KING sized comforter last night in the washing machine at home. When she put it on the b

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Yep, I’ll be there soon.

Drink up everybody!!!! Horns win and one win away from CWS!!![emoji869][emoji869][emoji869]baa32ebf0e1bd4864d7fa486524fe121.jpg

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Yeah, I was going to have to get pissed off drunk until the bottom of the 9th happened.Ā  Now I get to get happy drunk!

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I am the start of a three day weekend.Ā  I think I may have some drinks tonight. Who is with me?Ā 

Hello drunk thread. I really didn’t mean to be here, but here I am. Supposed to be up at 415. Not sure how that’s going to work :/

Well yeah, but you're in Hawaii right now, right?Ā  You got like 9 hours man.Ā Ā 

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13 minutes ago, That Guy said:

Hello drunk thread. I really didn’t mean to be here, but here I am. Supposed to be up at 415. Not sure how that’s going to work :/

I ain't gonna lie...it's going to suck.Ā  I did it a couple of times this week.Ā  Once at 3:00 AM for back to back meetings until 4, and the other at 4:30.Ā  But you aren't going to be a pussy.Ā  You're going to fight through that shit and kick its ass.

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Note: I'm off tomorrow.

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Who's getting drunk on a Saturday night?Ā  I don't want to be the only hungover father at brunch tomorrow.Ā 

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Yes, so Dad gets to get day drunk, watch the US Open, and then watch the Longhorns in the CWS without being fucking bothered!

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Narrator:Ā  He was still bothered...all...day...long.

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Hell Yes!Ā  The more the merrier!Ā  I'm up drinking bourbon, taking one hits, and listening to the Grateful Dead.Ā 

Hell Yes!Ā  The more the merrier!Ā  I'm up drinking bourbon, taking one hits, and listening to the Grateful Dead.Ā 

A friend of the devil is a friend of mine.
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Driving that train!

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You need to head to the Grateful Dead thread.Ā 

Who's getting drunk on a Saturday night?Ā  I don't want to be the only hungover father at brunch tomorrow.Ā 

I can’t deny nor confirm my participation. Honestly, I don’t like alcohol. But given our state and federal view on a healthier option, it’s all I have while looking for work.

I can’t deny nor confirm my participation. Honestly, I don’t like alcohol. But given our state and federal view on a healthier option, it’s all I have while looking for work.


I can’t deny nor confirm my participation. Honestly, I don’t like alcohol.


This is a safe space.

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6 hours ago, Txslnghrns said:

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This reminds me of the woman in front of me in line at the liquor store who walked in and was asking where the Elijah WoodĀ  whiskey was located... The look on the cashier's face stifling her laughter was amusing.

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My sister and BIL came through town last night on their way to a 4th of July family reunion, so we stayed up late getting drunk.Ā  My wife and I can't make it to the reunion, but my sister took our son to the reunion with them, so we are empty nesters for the weekend. My liver may not survive the next two weeks because we leave for Maine next week for a wedding.Ā  I will be shit faced drunk pretty much every day between now and the middle of July.Ā  Oh well, someone has to do it and it may as well be me.

Holiday weekend.....drunken weekend....just for shits and grins been hammering Malibu rum and pineapple juice all afternoon. Good thing I bought 2 bottles

BetterĀ bring plenty of Tito’s or any alcohol from Texas to deal with those MaineiacsĀ 

Hello mofos!! Been way too long. Made some project deadlines today and I am not checking emails at until Tuesday. Took 2 30mg hash caps and got a bottle of makers. Prepare for my ramblings and fucked up spelling. Enjoy the weekend everyone.

Speaking of wedding my brother is getting married next weekend. Family drama about invites and why isn't this weird ass step brother in the wedding fights have started. Good times and I'm in charge of alcohol. Look for us on Worldstar next weekendĀ 

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Hell Yes!.Ā  This thread is off to a great fucking holiday weekend start! GO do something stupid and report back, Zepol!

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19 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I got my folks tipsy off caipirinhas. It was amusing.

Yeah, it's amusing until they they basically turn into toddlers and you have to help them navigate.Ā  I hope they were someplace they could just pass out.Ā 

I'm shitfaced hammered. I ate some hardcore Cuban pussy for a few hours then went to bar and saw my neighbor there and she's totally down to fuck. Also she's married. Plus I'm so hammered.

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I went to Applebee's and had 3 pints of PBR and 3 shots of Jameson and paid $24 after an $8 tip. I'm pretty sure their job is to get you as fucked up as possible while taking as many drinks off your tab as they can without getting fired. I was also the only white person in there the entire time after a white couple left 20 mins after I arrived and there were between 25-40 people there the entire time including staff.Ā 

It was great. God bless America.Ā 

1 hour ago, Uncle Boobs said:

I'm shitfaced hammered.

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1 hour ago, Uncle Boobs said:

she's totally down to fuck.

I'm a fan ofĀ your work but this might be a reach.Ā 

I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I will say it may be inevitable. But I will enjoy the slow slide.
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  • 2 weeks later...

I’ve had several manhattans and an old fashioned at water st oyster bar in corpus and jfc it’s still light outside.

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Day drinking is awesome. I got so drunk last week in Maine, I passed out about 7.

What were you passing out?Ā 
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Of course

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If ever there was an off-season night to get drunk, it is tonight!

Been tweaking Old Fashioned recipes for the last 4 hours. I have either perfected it or I'm too drunk to know better....either way....I'm fuuuuuucked up!

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On 7/6/2021 at 9:00 PM, Sbbruin said:

I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I will say it may be inevitable. But I will enjoy the slow slide.
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Deal-A-Meal program?

I just overheard some chick at bar say OU & Texas were joining ACC. Ā 

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SO where is everyone tonight?Ā 

Had a tequila happy hour and then went out for Thai with neighbors last night and wrapped up drinking bourbon in my basement. Rallied for a three hour drinking lunch today. Now sitting with a large marg watching Arsenal lose.

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