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So are you passed out now Buzz?

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  • I haven't had a drink all week until tonight.  Tomorrow I leave my house to go bury my Grandpa.  He passed away on Christmas Eve last year at 100 years old.  It will be fun to hang out with my family

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    Just got a margarita.

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    This might qualify for another thread.... (stupid shit wives say or do) but still, I'm drinking. She washed our KING sized comforter last night in the washing machine at home. When she put it on the b

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Awesome.  I'm about to step on the porch for a one hit and then head to the bar for a refill.  Drinking a little Woodford and water tonight.  Where are all the other drunks? @Radical Larry, where the hell have you been? @Zepol87 WTF?

Is this the equivalent to 2007 hornfans chat or what?

6 minutes ago, Hate said:

Awesome.  I'm about to step on the porch for a one hit and then head to the bar for a refill.  Drinking a little Woodford and water tonight.  Where are all the other drunks? @Radical Larry, where the hell have you been? @Zepol87 WTF?

 

Took an edible about an hour ago and having a pint of Guinness while watching the Cowboys look like ass. 

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9 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Is this the equivalent to 2007 hornfans chat or what?

Damn I miss chat.  @Txslnghrns where you at?

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I just started a thread in "Please do this better" for bringing back chat.  We'll see how it goes.

 

Checking in.  Two Dark & Stormys after a long week.  

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Hell Yes! I just poured another bourbon. 

~12 hours of drinking on a Friday and I’m calling it. Gotta get the boy to baseball evals in the morning. Will check on you miscreants tomorrow night.

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I'll be late to the thread tomorrow night.  I'm going to see the Black Crows tomorrow so I won't be on until late.

I'll be late to the thread tomorrow night.  I'm going to see the Black Crows tomorrow so I won't be on until late.
Damn not to be a debbie downer but me and a buddy talked for years about going to see them then they broke up....then back together so we probably would've went this year....he passed from COVID in January.

RIP Jaime

Have a good time man it should be a blast

Cheers to yall!
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Damn Scraps, that sucks.  I'll roll a great big fatty to smoke at the show tomorrow night at the show.  We are meeting some friends for some drinks before the show.  I'll lift one up for Jaime!

15 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

~12 hours of drinking on a Friday

Losing to Brentford will do that to you.

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Damn...I'm drunk.  I may only have couple more drinks in me for tonight.

Rallying. Had a couple beers by the pool and headed to a wine bar with friends.

Rando middle of the week drunk post.

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Killed half a bottle on some topos. Never tried it before. But it’s getting the job done.

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Nice.  I had a mid week drunk last night too, but I forgot about this thread.  Dammit.

This might qualify for another thread.... (stupid shit wives say or do) but still, I'm drinking. She washed our KING sized comforter last night in the washing machine at home. When she put it on the bed it had some light blue stains on it. I'm thinking it might be the detergent or the laundry sanitizer she uses on everything. After I got home today I threw it in in my truck and went to the laundromatdown the street and washed it again with just water. Foam everywhere in the wash! She has a Pedi/Mani appt tonight after work.so after it dries I'll still be home before her. I just hope the stains are out.

BRINGIN IT BACK TO DRINKIN!

I Started out with this Buccee cup at least half full of bourbon and topped off with coke. I refilled it from the flask I packed in my truck and the coke machine here just as I put it in the dryer. That's my comforter in the back ground just above the top of my cup.IMG_20210819_192409507.thumb.jpg.8a92311eca1d62a8f4709b847d21a9c5.jpg

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I'm buzzed at an airport.  I'll be drunk later, god willing, because I missed a flight and waiting on a red eye while the rest of the fam made the original flight. You probably have to be buzzed or drunk to get the laundromat post but I appreciate it so much right now.  

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So did you miss your next flight because you were
Too drunk? I’d probably miss a flight right now.

If you have the occasion to listen to Nick Kroll’s bit About drunk packing, I highly recommend it.  I think we’ve all been there before.  

14 hours ago, Hate said:

So did you miss your next flight because you were
Too drunk? I’d probably miss a flight right now.

I did my best but they couldn't serve me fast enough.  Sobered up by the time the flight landed.

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I just got home from dinner with friends so I will be there shortly. 

3 hours ago, Txslnghrns said:

Fuk it. Let’s go…..
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More about this beer?  That’s sound amazing from the label!

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If you are going to "whiskey age" anything, you might as well just go ahead and drink whiskey. 

I am currently drunk and high. Went to the Austin FC game and left at half time. I’m now watching “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” 
 

Enjoy your evening, Surl. 

More about this beer?  That’s sound amazing from the label!

From a local brewery here in Fort Worth. Martin House. Originally was called Kookie Monster in past offerings. Was hoping for a little more viscosity out of it. But…it was very good. Definitely had that minty flavor and it only got better as the beer warmed to room temp. Bought this at specs. Also available at the HEB in Hudson oaks. Don’t know what part of the country your in. But here’s a link to Martin House. Also home to Best Maid pickle beer. Regular and spicy.

https://martinhousebrewing.com


And I like to drink barrel aged beers because the alcohol content is way higher than normal. We’re talking 14-15% for some beers. That means you get fukd up faster. But I also like to drink lots of bourbon too as evidenced by my past posts on this thread.

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Now time to choose my next beer. Time to take it up a notch…..




Edit: Going with a 13%er.

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Not quite 830am and i just mixed aPOTENT blooddy mary to go out and mow the lawn. Mentioned to the wife that I need to get on the roof and blow out the gutters. Her reply: you're gonna need something stronger than that. 😃

On 8/28/2021 at 7:47 PM, tfoolry said:

Where’s Hate?

 

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Probably drunk...like I am @Hate

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Sorry guys. This past weekend we had some friends in town so I got pretty drunk both nights. I was taking a few nights off since this is a 3 day weekend coming up and it’s bound to get ugly. The plan was to not drink all week, but I did end up getting drunk last night and forgetting about this thread. I’ll do better.

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Well since tomorrow is pretty much an unofficial holiday, I'm going to pre-drunk to get ready for the weekend.

Drank 2 bottles of wine...working on numero tres....might finish it.....might not

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But I'm out of wine....gonna have to move on to something else

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But I'm out of wine....gonna have to move on to something else

Eagerly anticipate your next update!!! Are you quaffing a brew? Are you tippling some bourbon?!?!
Gonna crank up the Old Fashioned production line
That should put me to sleep

Oh boy……love me a good old fashioned….
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