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  • I haven't had a drink all week until tonight.  Tomorrow I leave my house to go bury my Grandpa.  He passed away on Christmas Eve last year at 100 years old.  It will be fun to hang out with my family

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    Just got a margarita.

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    This might qualify for another thread.... (stupid shit wives say or do) but still, I'm drinking. She washed our KING sized comforter last night in the washing machine at home. When she put it on the b

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What a dumbass. I feel bad for that kid having to see his dad be such a dumbass.

They gave him more than ample time to leave. Feel sorry for wife & kid.  Imagine what goes on in their house when he’s all fucked up. 

Gleaming the Cube on Hulu and drinking whiskey. Movie is pretty fantastic. 

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I just took a big one hit and poured a glass of bourbon.  I'm about to listen to a Grateful Dead concert. 

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Where are all the drunks tonight???

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I got drunk early during the game and took a little nap after the game, so I am up working on my second drunk today.  Where is everyone??

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Well, that's something at least.  We can't be the only drunks celebrating a big win to kick off a new era tonight. 

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We get a second "Saturday" night tonight.  There is a pretty good chance I'm getting drunk tonight.

Bump.

Had to work last night so didn’t get a chance to get fukd up during the game. So I’m trying to make up for it tonight. I despise IPAs but yet…here I am.
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I saw the 9% and put my disdain aside. It tastes like shit but it’s getting the job done. I’ll finish this sixer and carry the buzz out with some Dobel.

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Then probably gonna sail the high seas with my friend Sailor Jerry. I’m prolly gonna get obliviated. But I haven’t commiserated with The Sailor since my oilfield days. Going on 4 years now. It’s time we catch up.

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Am I the only one here? Does anyone even visit this place anymore?

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You are not alone.  I could be talked into one more drink, even if I have an early morning meeting.

 

You are not alone, indeed.  This Surly is having some 100 proof bourbon, neat, in downtown Dallas tonight.  It would be sad to be drinking alone!

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Where are all of the Friday night drunks?

Hello mfers. Makers it is tonight. Driving to Houston in the morning so might have to call it soon

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I’m not that drunk yet, but I keep seeing@burntorangebongos avatar next to my username…which I’m fine with cause it’s awesome!

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I don't see that but I agree it is awesome

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It went away which is why I took a screenshot…that and to prove I’m not that drunk/high yet.

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I guess everyone got too drunk?

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Damn, I’m drunk enough that I am listening to county music. I’m currently listening to “London Homesick Blues”.

Just getting started with some beer..starting slow today waiting for the Cowboys game to start. Drove home from Fredericksburg last night after several days of playing golf and drinking.

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It’s Thursday night now. I had a happy hour earlier on the porch since it’s so nice out. Now I fired up the spa to watch the game tonight and have some cocktails. Happy weekend everyone!

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Where are the Friday night drunks?  I'm starting to find my groove after the first two drinks.

11 minutes ago, Hate said:

Where are the Friday night drunks?  I'm starting to find my groove after the first two drinks.

Taking it easy tonight because the Surly tailgate starts around dawn and I have a good ways to drive in from.  Have a couple for the rest of us!

19 minutes ago, Hate said:

Where are the Friday night drunks?  I'm starting to find my groove after the first two drinks.

I got half in the bag in the SEZ tonight.  But I was smart and left my car parked there by the tailgate so I have a place to pass out in the morning during the tailgate.  

I just need somebody to give me a ride down there in the morning.  I am willing to pay as much as $3 and some gas station wine on the way.

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I can't be the last one up drinking, can I???

16 minutes ago, Hate said:

I can't be the last one up drinking, can I???

Sup

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Hell yes!

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I have to work so I am only having one more drink before calling it a night.  We are heading to Galveston this weekend for a friend's birthday bash.  I follow that up with a 3 day weekend in  Port A with a group of 20 friends that all have known each other for 30+ years.  It is going to be ugly.  Pray for my liver.

Drinking and celebrating college football on a friday night. Geebus Iowa fuckstomped the turtles tonight. Good thing I stocked up on Evan Williams for the weekend. Have 1030 tee time tomorrow at Mesquite so I don't have to watch the game.

25 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Drinking and celebrating college football on a friday night. Geebus Iowa fuckstomped the turtles tonight. Good thing I stocked up on Evan Williams for the weekend. Have 1030 tee time tomorrow at Mesquite so I don't have to watch the game.

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10 hours ago, Droopy said:

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You heard me. If I watch the game they will lose. Yes, I'm one of those types. The only game ive watched was the piggy game and look what I did to this team. 🤮

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Well, I survived the weekend in Galveston. I’m finishing off the weekend with one last drink before taking a break for the week. I’m heading to Port A next weekend for a 3day binge.

Haven’t had a drop since the 18th due to some medication I’m on (for another two weeks). The doc said, “It is *imperative* that you not drink. You will projectile vomit.”

This has to be the longest I’ve been dry in decades. It sucks.

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Yeah, I lasted 24 hours. I’m having drinks while watching the game from the spa.

I can’t believe this hasn’t been bumped yet. I’m fukn hammered. And it’s only gonna get worse from here on out. I may need bail money. Is it illegal to kick puppies and children?

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Where is everyone?  We are empty nesters for the night as our son is at a sleepover for his friend's birthday.  I think I am going to get drunk tonight. 

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