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A lot of things underwriters look at make no sense.  They would rather give a loan to someone with no savings and a $10k per month gross income than someone with no W-2 income but $1 million in liquid assets.  

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closed my shitty little condo deal today.  8 grand and change to me is better than a kick in the nuts, I suppose.   It was a fucking beating though.   I've probably said it before on this thread, but I'll say it anyway.   It's easier to close a 2 million deal than a 200,000 deal. 

On a more disturbing note, I've got nothing going right now.  I've got a listing coming up. I  found a deal for a flipper, so he's promised me the listing when it's done, but he's got permit problems, mostly his fault rather than the city's. That's probably 2 months away.

Got a buyer from Las Vegas looking to buy a place on the beach that he can use to escape the heat a few weeks a summer and use as a short-term rental the rest of the time.  He's looking in the 7's to 8's, so that will be a good one, but he's still fucking around getting qualified. 

That's all I've got going; otherwise I'm waiting on the phone to ring, so I think it's time to get on an airplane and go someplace, so that's what I'm figuring out right now.  

 

On 7/23/2019 at 12:05 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

I know. And having a “regular” job is better than a contract position, as though you can’t lose the regular job just as easily. 

Having a regular job is also better than owning the business.  I've never gotten a good explanation on that one.

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You could have an exactly identical loan and get two completely different answers from Underwriters.  Infuriating sometimes.

wow.  If I get a listing over 1 million, I've got a boner for a week.  I can't imagine getting one that big. 

Bruin, next time you're having beers with the guy, ask him what he spent marketing that mofo.   I bet it was over 100,000.  

For those multi million dollar properties is it still 3% or is it a flat fee after a certain sale price?

 

4 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

For those multi million dollar properties is it still 3% or is it a flat fee after a certain sale price?

 

completely negotiable.   And 3% practically doesn't exist anymore, at any price point.  2.5 is the new normal out here.  Even on the lower end. 

I just checked the MLS.   They were offering 2% to the buyer's agent.   A cool $ 420,000.00 on the sales price of 21 million. 

It's customary to split 50-50, but it's not written in stone.   Listing agent may have gotten a little more or a little less. 

This house was purchased in a LLC, so it's probably a celebrity buyer.  

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WTF?  The agent for service for the LLC is a dude named Kai Paul, who appears to make high-end flip flop sandals.  "Indosole" is the company. 

12 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
On 7/26/2019 at 9:40 AM, Sbbruin said:
Buddy of mine was the listing agent on this one that just closed.  Not bad.
http://www.forbeshalliburton.com/real-estate/1143-ravoli-drive-pacific-palisades-ca-90272/18403324/62363500

Yea we move in officially the first week of September. Tell your buddy thanks!

Prepare your anus for property taxes.

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On 7/27/2019 at 5:04 PM, Gil Bang said:

I just checked the MLS.   They were offering 2% to the buyer's agent.   A cool $ 420,000.00 on the sales price of 21 million. 

It's customary to split 50-50, but it's not written in stone.   Listing agent may have gotten a little more or a little less. 

This house was purchased in a LLC, so it's probably a celebrity buyer.  

420k is still a pretty solid day

So, @Sbbruin mentioned the Pussycat theater over on the movie board. 

So, back in my banker days, I dealt with "troubled assets".  I worked at a socal S&L.

One of my thickest, and most fucked-up files was "George Tate".  Mr. Tate had several loans with us.  Mr. Tate was a gay man, and his lover had owned the pussycat chain and left it to Tate when he died.  Officially, he died of cancer, but rumors thought the cause to be AIDS.  Anyway, Mr. Tate had some dogshit real estate, and all of his loans were non-performing.   I tried to do workouts with him, but he refused to meet with me, and barely spoke to me on the phone.  He demanded a meeting with the President and several directors of the bank.  He wanted decision makers.  Normally, I would have said "fuck off", but his failure to pay was causing the bank big problems.  

So, I told the "troubled asset committee" (chaired by the President) that he demanded a meeting, and was told to set it up.  So, I get a time that works for everybody, and I reserve the conference room.  I ask the company brass to come it at 10:30, so I could bring them all up to speed and show them a bunch of fucking spreadsheets, appraisals, etc. 

Tate is supposed to show at 11.  So, at 11:05 or so, the receptionist buzzes that "Mr. Tate is here".  I respond "please show him in".  The door opens and in walks this dude wearing all white from head to toe.  He can't be 5 foot tall, and he's wearing heels.  He's built like tattoo from fantasy island, but he looks kinda like Rick Flair. 

 I'm thinking "this is George Tate?".   He walks in, takes a breath, and shouts "Gentlemen, Mr. GEOOOORGE TAAAAAATE".  A second later this old dude wearing a mink stole comes strutting in to the conference room. 


Weirdest shit I've ever seen. 

2 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Well what happened with the meeting/his notes?

President of the bank says "Gil has given us a thorough rundown of your situation and the workout plan that he has proposed.  We think his plan is a good one, and that's what we are willing to do".  Tate agreed,  and that was that.  We ended up selling his loans and a shitton of others to a life insurance company in AZ that also owned U Haul.  Those idiots overpaid bigtime for some really shitty loans. 

9 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

President of the bank says "Gil has given us a thorough rundown of your situation and the workout plan that he has proposed.  We think his plan is a good one, and that's what we are willing to do".  Tate agreed,  and that was that.  We ended up selling his loans and a shitton of others to a life insurance company in AZ that also owned U Haul.  Those idiots overpaid bigtime for some really shitty loans. 

Most of those theaters (or so I heard) were in pretty shitty areas.  Can't imagine the real estate was worth a lot.  Hollywood was a fucking shithole back when those theaters were on the way out.

 

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5 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Most of those theaters (or so I heard) were in pretty shitty areas.  Can't imagine the real estate was worth a lot.  Hollywood was a fucking shithole back when those theaters were on the way out.

 

What about nowadays?

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For some actual rate talk.. thoughts ahead of all the Fed stuff tomorrow..

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Mortgage Rates Stay Calm Before Tomorrow's (Potential) Storm
July 30, 2019

Mortgage rates haven't moved much this week, or last week, or the week before that.  In fact, for the average prospective borrower, there haven't been any major changes since first making it down to the multi-year lows in June.  That said, there has been enough volatility to matter.  Today wasn't a great example of that, but tomorrow or one of the two days that follows, may be.

In addition to some more significant economic reports coming out in the morning, tomorrow brings the Fed rate decision.  To be fair, the Fed's decision has already been made, best anyone can tell.  A 25 basis point (0.25%) rate cut is basically guaranteed.  That might seem like a good thing for mortgage rates, but the benefits have already been reaped.  Tomorrow's market movement depends more on the economic data and the specifics in the Fed's verbiage.  There will be two opportunities for markets to digest that verbiage tomorrow, first with the announcement at 2pm and then with Fed Chair Powell's press conference at 2:30pm.

 

1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

What about nowadays?

Hollywood is on fire.  Tons of high-rise residential and hotel development, and TONS of new office development.  Netflix has leased more than a half million sf, and Viacom has leased a few hundred thousand.  Complete renaissance.  But it is still tinged with seediness.  But that's life in the big city.

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17 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

For some actual rate talk.. thoughts ahead of all the Fed stuff tomorrow..

 

Approach 2.00 ahead of the meeting this afternoon..

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Fed rate cut - https://www.cnbc.com/2019/07/31/heres-what-that-fed-rate-cut-means-for-you.html?__source=twitter|main

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Mortgages: Time to consider a refi

The economy, the Fed and inflation all have some influence over long-term fixed mortgage rates, which generally are pegged to yields on U.S. Treasury notes.

As a result, mortgage rates are already substantially lower since the end of last year.

The average 30-year fixed rate is now about 3.93%, the lowest since November 2016, according to Bankrate.

That means that if you bought a house in the last few years, consider refinancing at a lower rate, McBride advised. If you can shave half a percentage point off your rate, that would save the average homeowner $125 a month, he said.

On the heels of the Fed decision, this represents the single greatest saving opportunity for consumers, McBride added.

Many homeowners with adjustable-rate mortgages, which are pegged to the prime rate, will see their interest rate go down as well, although not immediately as ARMs generally reset just once a year.

The Fed’s first rate cut in over a decade will also make it slightly cheaper for consumers to borrow money from a home equity line of credit or pay back their current HELOC loan. Unlike an ARM, HELOCs could adjust within 60 days so borrowers will benefit from smaller monthly payments within a billing cycle or two.

However, the savings may end up being only a few dollars a month, according to Holden Lewis, NerdWallet’s home expert.

 

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As a rule, I don’t take a dump when I’m doing an open house.

Today may be an exception
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As a rule, I don’t take a dump when I’m doing an open house.

Today may be an exception
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Please live stream your review.
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2 hours ago, luke duke said:

 


Please live stream your review.

 

Afterwards, not during, ,that is

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On 7/31/2019 at 10:07 AM, UTPhil2006 said:

Approach 2.00 ahead of the meeting this afternoon..

Closed at 1.73 today.

I may finally be jumping in this game.
Just applied for pre-approval for a mortgage loan from my bank. We'll see what they come back with and go from there.

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14 hours ago, vtaenz said:

I may finally be jumping in this game.
Just applied for pre-approval for a mortgage loan from my bank. We'll see what they come back with and go from there.

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18 hours ago, vtaenz said:

I may finally be jumping in this game.
Just applied for pre-approval for a mortgage loan from my bank. We'll see what they come back with and go from there.

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Make sure you spend the absolute maximum they approve you for.  

5 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Make sure you spend the absolute maximum they approve you for.  

well, that is the American way.

@UTPhil2006 I have a co-worker I sent your way. I told him to email you "Hi I am Steve, I am from the internet."  He is looking to refi.

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22 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

@UTPhil2006 I have a co-worker I sent your way. I told him to email you "Hi I am Steve, I am from the internet."  He is looking to refi.

You da man.  Beers on me at some point.

Assuming he actually follows through. He is an aggie after all. hahah

2 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Assuming he actually follows through. He is an aggie after all. hahah

I don't know if Phil finances double wides...either the home or wife type.

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10 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Assuming he actually follows through. He is an aggie after all. hahah

I'll show up at his closing in full burnt orange jumpsuit then.

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19 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

I don't know if Phil finances double wides...either the home or wife type.

And we do.. both.  Not sure of the last time we did a mobile home but it is feasible.

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On 8/5/2019 at 3:30 PM, UTPhil2006 said:

Closed at 1.73 today.

1.63 now.

2 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

And we do.. both.  Not sure of the last time we did a mobile home but it is feasible.

I have a buddy who is the king of Paradise Cove real estate in Malibu.  Sells basically everything in there.  Those mobile home start at $1.5 mil and go up (way up) from there.  

37 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

1.63 now.

Not out of the realm of possibility it drops to zero ( or close to this).  Multiple analysts think negative treasury yields are far from unlikely.  Huge impact for $14-15T in govt backed debt.  We've been trying to juice monetary policy for a decade now regarding pathetic growth.  We start QE back up.  Watch out.  Fed's all out of quarters with no more tricks up it's sleeve.

As this relates to mortgages - rates @ under 1%.  Customer retention & assumptions become all the rage (see what's going on in Denmark now).  Driving what will then be the mother-fucker of all RE bubbles.  

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Wow. Just read about Denmark. 30yr loan at 0.5%. 20 year at minus 0.5%. We are so borked.

12 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

And we do.. both.  Not sure of the last time we did a mobile home but it is feasible.

I once processed a mobile home that was manufacturer financed which was sitting on rural land that was owner financed. In Godley, Tx to be precise. What a fucking nightmare that was. Ended up going through Long Beach mortgage or maybe WaMu, one of those two subprime dregs. 

Oh and it was a SISA because the guy claimed to be in the import/export business. I assumed drug dealer or similar. 

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tell me what to look for in a property management company?  want to rent out a house

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5 hours ago, 52-80 said:

tell me what to look for in a property management company?  want to rent out a house

Paging @swonie

A “no meth lab” policy is a good place to start.

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