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4 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

and then a blitzing defender slows down to make sure he hits Mahomes legally, lol

This is why i cringe...  sometime one of the mofos is just gonna figure it's more worth it to injur Mahomes.  Fuck the rules.

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4 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

fucking Romo, "it was an awesome strike".  now it should have been called a penalty, he's such a beating

I don't get the knob slob of Romo. He is easily the most annoying announcer out there. He tries too hard and it sounds like your hyper little cousin calling the game. He is automatic sound off and music on any game he calls. I know Nantz has to be beat down by his act every week. I guess at least his terrible shtick of telling us what the play would be before the snap has ceased (most likely from this bosses who told him viewers don't want to hear that shit). 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

If Romo is a beating you should be watching every game on mute regardless of the announcers. Maybe you just don't like people talking while you're watching football?

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Sloppier game that I would have hoped for.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

If Romo is a beating you should be watching every game on mute regardless of the announcers. Maybe you just don't like people talking while you're watching football?

fuck you, how about that?

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Just now, slorch said:

This is why i cringe...  sometime one of the mofos is just gonna figure it's more worth it to injure Mahomes.  Fuck the rules.

Reminds me of the AFC title game last year. A Titans defender had a clear shot at him on the sideline but he let up scared to touch him and then he scampers down the sideline for a  score.

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

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One of the greatest games ever...to completely not care who won.  But you knew it was a classic when it ended.

I don't get the knob slob of Romo. He is easily the most annoying announcer out there. He tries too hard and it sounds like your hyper little cousin calling the game. He is automatic sound off and music on any game he calls. I know Nantz has to be beat down by his act every week. I guess at least his terrible shtick of telling us what the play would be before the snap has ceased (most likely from this bosses who told him viewers don't want to hear that shit). 
How do you know its stopped? Thought you were listening to music
2 minutes ago, slorch said:

This is why i cringe...  sometime one of the mofos is just gonna figure it's more worth it to injur Mahomes.  Fuck the rules.

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10 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Absolutely inexcusable by Higgins in that situation.  

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1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Reminds me of the AFC title game last year. A Titans defender had a clear shot at him on the sideline but he let up scared to touch him and then he scampers down the sideline for a  score.

but that was just Mahomes making the best run of all time, lol

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

If Romo is a beating you should be watching every game on mute regardless of the announcers. Maybe you just don't like people talking while you're watching football?

"Durr if it wasn't for being down 19-3 and the turnover, and only getting the ball 3 times the uh Browns are playing pretty well." 

Verrrry insightful there Tony 

the browns have been irrelevant for so long, that there is not even a proper 5-second .gif of The Fumble, thus all i could find was a .jpg.

earnest byner now has company.

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:
4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
I don't get the knob slob of Romo. He is easily the most annoying announcer out there. He tries too hard and it sounds like your hyper little cousin calling the game. He is automatic sound off and music on any game he calls. I know Nantz has to be beat down by his act every week. I guess at least his terrible shtick of telling us what the play would be before the snap has ceased (most likely from this bosses who told him viewers don't want to hear that shit). 

How do you know its stopped? Thought you were listening to music

it has slowed down, I do miss the awkward silence when he was wrong

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1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

"Durr if it wasn't for being down 19-3 and the turnover, and only getting the ball 3 times the uh Browns are playing pretty well." 

Verrrry insightful there Tony 

If it wasn't for those 6 turnovers, Big Ben played a great game last week! 

2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

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Longhorn. Born in Dennison, Tx. Died in Houston.

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

the browns have been irrelevant for so long, that there is not even a proper 5-second .gif of The Fumble, thus all i could find was a .jpg.

earnest byner now has company.

Well, the difference is he was going in for the game winning score at the end of the game vs this possible td to get back into the game.  regardless.  cleveland. 

All true but there is no other way to defend that play if you’re the DB. 
Earl Thomas disagrees. Head up, arms out, karate chop.
Caused a fumble into the endzone against the Rams saving a touchdown and the game.

Head up. See what you hit. If eyes are up you don't miss and you don't hit with the crown. The preach that shit from middle school on.

Agree with everyone saying it's bs that's "not reviewable"

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Fucked on the touchback but baker is still a cunt.

Earl Thomas disagrees. Head up, arms out, karate chop.
Caused a fumble into the endzone against the Rams saving a touchdown and the game.

Head up. See what you hit. If eyes are up you don't miss and you don't hit with the crown. The preach that shit from middle school on.

Agree with everyone saying it's bs that's "not reviewable"

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5 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

the browns have been irrelevant for so long, that there is not even a proper 5-second .gif of The Fumble, thus all i could find was a .jpg.

earnest byner now has company.

Byner got some measure of redemption by winning two SB later in his career.

Now we can stop talking about how the Browns would have had a shot if they had called that penalty.

Man hate to see that happen the baker lol.

 

Edit: Garrett setting the stage for the quit. 

 

 

Just now, Machinator said:

Now we can stop talking about how the Browns would have had a shot if they had called that penalty.

it would probably be 16-10 and Cleveland would be running the ball

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Never trust a kicker wearing gloves 

Throws them off balance.

4 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Never trust a kicker wearing gloves 

Like Dusty Baker wearing sweat bands on his wrists?

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This has to be 4 down territory here. No way can you kick a FG. And go for the 2. 

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Why not go for 2? Is there  difference in being down 9 and 10? 

8 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

it would probably be 16-10 and Cleveland would be running the ball

should be 17-16 right now.

Nice drive by Cleveland. You could sense the desperation, but nice drive.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Why not go for 2? Is there  difference in being down 9 and 10? 

Yes, 1 point. 

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

GOAT mode?!?

It's designed for Men at Work.  GOATS appear and fade away.

Edited by clapclapclap
I can't go to sleep! I think about the implications

defenders have to learn to take a dive and stop the play, lol

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