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Ball crosses the goal line, td. Ball is way out of bounds, still inbounds?

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Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Why are you kicking a fucking field goal there?

because it what the refs gifted them.

 

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, bro.

 

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Why are you kicking a fucking field goal there?

both games gonna be decided by chicken shit coaching decisions.

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Lmao at kicking a FG there. Pussy shit. KC gets the ball to start the 2nd half and they have found their groove. How many more times will you be within 2 yards to score?

8 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


learn the rules dumb dumb

the pass didn't go past the LOS dumb dumb.  They bailed him out, dumb-dumb.

 

don't make a shit.  Kick your fucking FG, BIlls...

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1 minute ago, slorch said:

the pass didn't go past the LOS dumb dumb.  They bailed him out, dumb-dumb.

 

don't make a shit.  Kick your fucking FG, BIlls...


I can’t help you bro. That play happens a dozen times a weekend. Pay attention. 

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Nantz may actually kill Romo at some point. I thought people were kidding when they said you could tell in Nantz' voice he was getting irritated

 

Maybe Romo’s 17 million year contract has something to do with It?

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:


I can’t help you bro. That play happens a dozen times a weekend. Pay attention. 

gotbailed out

 

sorry you don't like it.

Lmao at kicking a FG there. Pussy shit. KC gets the ball to start the 2nd half and they have found their groove. How many more times will you be within 2 yards to score?

Agreed. Gotta let your nuts hang...especially on the road in a lose or go home game.
2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Drink less

C'mon Mr allen.  just admit it...

I’m def drunk but this halftime has been an hour it seems.

Just now, slorch said:

C'mon Mr allen.  just admit it...


lol,

 

I’m not a Bills fan. I just know the basic rules of the game. You’re just a drunk, mahomes fanboy. Your relationship with the Chiefs is 3 years old. 
 

go scream into the void on a tech website. 

Chiefs are almost in position to match that field goal from the Bills after one play.

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


lol,

 

I’m not a Bills fan. I just know the basic rules of the game. You’re just a drunk, mahomes fanboy. Your relationship with the Chiefs is 3 years old. 
 

go scream into the void on a tech website. 

Go Chiefs.

 

Fuck the Bills.  IDGAF how long i have cheered for the Chiefs.  You still embrace pussy assed fucking rules.

 

They are the rules.  It's still for bitches.

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4 minutes ago, hundredTT said:

I’m def drunk but this halftime has been an hour it seems.

I thought it went by pretty fast.

Maybe I should drink more. 

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Not stopping them...

4 minutes ago, hundredTT said:

I’m def drunk but this halftime has been an hour it seems.

 

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I thought it went by pretty fast.

Maybe I should drink more. 

Different kinds of drunks?

It was a facemask...  

 

Oh well...

8 minutes ago, hundredTT said:

I’m def drunk but this halftime has been an hour it seems.

hang in there brother.

 

Yes.  it seemed long.

Fuck Hasselback...

 

What'd you ever do, motherfucker?  Ride the pine?

Why would the ref even mention facemask? It was a facemask. Cheap variety, but still a facemask.

26 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Nantz may actually kill Romo at some point. I thought people were kidding when they said you could tell in Nantz' voice he was getting irritated

 

I wasn't paying attention. Why was he getting mad at Romo? Romo is a terrific announcer.

Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

I wasn't paying attention. Why was he getting mad at Romo? Romo is a terrific announcer.

Not sure but can sense the tension after people starting mentioning it. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Not sure but can sense the tension after people starting mentioning it. 

I can't stand Nantz. I just can't. I like Romo. 

5 minutes ago, slorch said:

It was a facemask...  

 

Oh well...

The shoulder pad isn’t part of the facemask.  

Everyone who complains that you can't hit hard in the NFL today should take notes from that 3rd down tackle. That's how it's done cleanly.

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The shoulder pad isn’t part of the facemask.  

yeah, but the facemask is...

3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The shoulder pad isn’t part of the facemask.  

You are absolutely correct. But he got his facemask.

Just now, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

Bill Cowher should top pretending he's still a coach.

Like the rest of these guys should stop pretending to be a player.

Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

Bills are not going away. They could have folded.

Someone has to hit him. You can't just run through the A and B gap.

6 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I can't stand Nantz. I just can't. I like Romo. 

Old timer Nantz’s contract pays him 6.5 million a year while the new guy, Romo, got a 17.5 million year contract.  

Just occurred to me that we had championship games in Green Bay and Kansas City in late January and got no snow games. 

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Old timer Nantz’s contract pays him 6.5 million a year while the new guy, Romo, got a 17.5 million year contract.  

They're both bad

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Just occurred to me that we had championship games in Green Bay and Kansas City in late January and got no snow games. 

Global warming has some benefits. 

jesus.  you're not gonna beat Mahomes with field goals.

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Just now, WBT said:

They're both bad

I don't mind Nantz. But Romo is god awful.

 

I don’t get the Bills kicking FGs with playing in the SB on the line.

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