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I’ve never seen Okafor lose his cool like that

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2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Teams go for two way too early and way too often 

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21 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Chiefs' OL injuries could be a big deciding factor in the Super Bowl.

might even out the Bucs safety issues

8 minutes ago, F250 said:

What, you don't think Brady has the legs to slip an onslaught of Chiefs rushers? Seriously, Brady is a dead man walking.


 

Got em once already. Chiefs got this. 

That’s what I want to see from my oline

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2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

wtf is happening

It all started from Allen throwing the ball at KC because he is frustrated after taking a 100 yard sack. KC did not like that.

Should be offsetting

Well, didn’t think 23 penalties would offset

I would say why are they kicking a FG here but it doesn't really matter. 

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

It all started from Allen throwing the ball at KC because he is frustrated after taking a 100 yard sack. KC did not like that.


 

it started from Oakafor taking him down way late for the second time in the last 15 minutes. 

Just now, mdmost said:

I would say why are they kicking a FG here but it doesn't really matter. 

A closer loss helps their bowl resume a little?

Fuck Josh Allen, dude is a pure fucking bitch. Bills mafia are trash. 

Now is Tony gonna tell us that if Buffalo had just kicked the PAT, they would only be down 13 now?

Just now, TexArcher said:

A closer loss helps their bowl resume a little?


3 score game. Field goal (on 4th and 28) makes it a 2 score game. 

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:


3 score game. Field goal (on 4th and 28) makes it a 2 score game. 

Yeah, everybody gets that, lol.

Just now, TexArcher said:

Yeah, everybody gets that, lol.

Romo probably had to have someone write it in crayon for him to understand. 

this is fucking great, this is like some Cowboys/Redskins shit back in my youth

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6 minutes ago, hundredTT said:

Fuck Josh Allen, dude is a pure fucking bitch. Bills mafia are trash. 

I really don't get why they are so romanticized. Is it because we feel sorry for losers? Shrugs. I don't care about them either way.

10 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

So no "Bye, Feliciano"

Someone lit his fire?

16 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Okafor needs to calm the fuck down.

Someone probably told him that he has been drinking columbian decaf coffee crystals.

So how do you stop the Chiefs? 

One thing is clear: opponents have to play to go for it every time on 4th down.

Didn't get to watch anything but the last 2 kneel downs. Congrats KC. Next year Cole, next year...

7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I really don't get why they are so romanticized. Is it because we feel sorry for losers? Shrugs. I don't care about them either way.

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We celebrate morons in this country. And dildos. Buffalo has an ample supply of both. 

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Field goals can be enough against the Chefs as long as you get at least 14 of them.

Actually, 13 would've done it.  They just didn't kick enough field goals.  I'm not sure how a professional coach lets that happen.

3 minutes ago, GopherRock said:

So how do you stop the Chiefs? 

One thing is clear: opponents have to play to go for it every time on 4th down.

Get pressure with four

Play two-high and dare them to run the ball (and stop the run)

Avoid any one-on-one situations with Hill and a defender

Hope for a couple mistakes by the offense

Fuck this post game show and fuck state farm. And fuck the black jake replacing the white jake. And fuck aaron rodgers. And finally, fuck cbs for cramming all these commercials in. 

4 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Fuck this post game show and fuck state farm. And fuck the black jake replacing the white jake. And fuck aaron rodgers. And finally, fuck cbs for cramming all these commercials in. 

You had me at fuck state farm and Black Jake Farm replacing white Jake Farm. One is funny, and the other just repeats the same shit over and over and over and over to Rodgers and Mahomes. Not even a little bit funny. It needs to be Old Yeller'd 

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