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Obviously the only correct answer is Applewhite. 
 

However, i did have CS in a class and he was pretty damn cool. 

I was purging clothes a few weeks ago and at the bottom of a drawer that has probably not been opened twice in the last 5 years was my ‘F the Haters’ tshirt.  I hope Goodwill finds it a good home.

Vince-Lane-Colt-Street is the Texas qb Mt. Rushmore. #5 is where the debate starts. 

Simms>Major tho.

I had the pleasure of serving both of them as a bartender while in college.   Applewhite was class, Simms was a rich little douche bag.   That is my only input into the matter...  

Just now, Coach pop a bitch said:

I'd have to see Simms side piece before I make a decision 

No, you don't.

One thing for sure, Simms probably never resorted to banging a chubby equipment manager. 

1 minute ago, UncleSonny said:

Vince-Lane-Colt-Street is the Texas qb Mt. Rushmore. #5 is where the debate starts. 

Simms>Major tho.

Yep.

 

1 minute ago, 4th and 5 said:

No, you don't.

Does she have fucked up elbows? because I would not bang a chick with fucked up elbows

1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

One thing for sure, Simms probably never resorted to banging a chubby equipment manager. 

Never trust someone who wouldn't bang a chubby equipment manager

I think I still have an Official Cult of Chris Simms t-shirt that LonghornGirlie was selling at a tailgate. Simms was a good guy. I felt bad for him; I'd see him at River River Cafe a lot, alone. I don't think he enjoyed his time on the 40. The hornfans road game tailgates were the best thing about that site. Their blimp was a beacon in enemy territory.

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7 minutes ago, Effyourcouch said:

Let's do Colt vs Sam next

You were not around were you?

11 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I think I still have an Official Cult of Chris Simms t-shirt that LonghornGirlie was selling at a tailgate. Simms was a good guy. I felt bad for him; I'd see him at River River Cafe a lot, alone. I don't think he enjoyed his time on the 40. The hornfans road game tailgates were the best thing about that site. Their blimp was a beacon in enemy territory.

I ate breakfast there almost every say after my morning workout while in law school during the Simms’ era.  He was there with Babers a lot. He was a good dude.  
 

As to this debate, neither were anything special.  Both above average college QBs. David Ash was tracking to be a lot better than both before getting his brain scrambled. 

17 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Their blimp was a beacon in enemy territory.

Yea Katy was always really easy to spot.

8 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

I ate breakfast there almost every say after my morning workout while in law school during the Simms’ era.  He was there with Babers a lot. He was a good dude.  
 

As to this debate, neither were anything special.  Both above average college QBs. David Ash was tracking to be a lot better than both before getting his brain scrambled. 

Allsome.

33 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Vince-Lane-Colt-Street is the Texas qb Mt. Rushmore. #5 is where the debate starts. 

Simms>Major tho.

All of this is correct.

31 minutes ago, Effyourcouch said:

Let's do Colt vs Sam next

Sam's a good Longhorn.  So let's don't.

 

4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Hornsfans still exist. You learn something new every day 

Whoa, who knew. Relatively active too, I guess it's mainly for the olds? No offense to any olds.

Sadly it seems like Longhornfanzone is no longer with us:

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Just now, UncleSonny said:

 

Whoa, who knew. Relatively active too, I guess it's mainly for the olds? No offense to any olds.

Sadly it seems like Longhornfanzone is no longer with us:

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Haha. I forgot about that place, too. Damn that's crazy. There was another one that had Jesus Shuttleworth before he went to IT but I can't remember the name of it. 

LMAO. So perfect...

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Can't find blank page as pages are filled with Applewhite essays, heart symbols, the phrase MAJOR 4EVER and the adjectives GUTTY, DETERMINED, HEADY and WINNER written over and over with your calligraphy kit.

 

53 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

I'd have to see Simms side piece before I make a decision 

You asked. 

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NickDanger seems like he sucked. Did he suck? Can't remember.

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Hell....anyone can debate Simms vs- Applewhite....Lest have a Swoopes -vs- the Derp....

7 minutes ago, oldhorn2 said:

Hell....anyone can debate Simms vs- Applewhite....Lest have a Swoopes -vs- the Derp....

Nah it was all about Ash or Case in 2012. Fuck this thread 

I wonder how many fat latinas Simms mudholed. I know it’s both less than Applewhite and more than zero. Logging in to IHS to pull some data. This can only be decided by analytics.  

I recall the ladies at the bar with Simms to all be 10's back then.   Doesn't mean he wasn't a prick, but the women he was with weren't lacking in looks.  

I’ll take the clutch QB with a weakness for chubby trainers. 

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