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10 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

if i go 48-0 over the final four weeks i might be able to sneak into the playoffs.

you and me both sucka

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    we back?   also yes, h2h for sure. and @DaysOff the only reason we hide it in here is because they kept trying to move it to the gambling forum, and nobody ever contributed to the

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    as a multi-winner as well, i agree that derka should pay for it. 

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Well. Steve. Your pitching is maybe worse than mine. Game on. 

Talking to you amigo. Keep that first place seat warm for me. 

The birth of my two children are probably the greatest moment of my life. So hey, I get it. But I think I have had 5 players go on the paternity list this year and miss games. What happened to players and their wives planning ahead so this kind of stuff happened in the off season? I'm fighting for my fantasy playoff life right now, damn it!

Or maybe get vaccinated in the off-season? Right Trea? Fuckin idiot. 

3 hours ago, APMP said:

The birth of my two children are probably the greatest moment of my life. So hey, I get it. But I think I have had 5 players go on the paternity list this year and miss games. What happened to players and their wives planning ahead so this kind of stuff happened in the off season? I'm fighting for my fantasy playoff life right now, damn it!

this is why i only draft gay players.  takes some extra research, but pays off big in the end.

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

this is why i only draft gay players.  takes some extra research, but pays off big in the end.

I bet it does.... pay off in the end.

On 8/4/2021 at 6:17 PM, NOMAAA said:

Talking to you amigo. Keep that first place seat warm for me. 

This is aging just fine. 

Yeah not good to shit talk my pitching staff. They've been pretty solid all year.

Started off slow this week. Wheeler was dealing today. 

On 7/28/2021 at 3:29 PM, UTPhil2006 said:

Okay you can have Snell back 

Correction. Good Snell came to play today. Thanks Derk. 

5 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Correction. Good Snell came to play today. Thanks Derk. 

last hitter and last pitcher. solid battle. nice win. 

8 hours ago, Fawesome said:

last hitter and last pitcher. solid battle. nice win. 

Yep that was a fun one. I would like to not see you in the playoffs 

Yep that was a fun one. I would like to not see you in the playoffs 

Same

Mike I had no idea betts was going to come up as hurt today. No harm no foul. 

18 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

Mike I had no idea betts was going to come up as hurt today. No harm no foul. 

Was there a trade I missed?

HG killed my chances last week.


Now I'm just playing spoiler

This whole season has been a long new guy hazing ritual. My first four draft picks all have been disappointments or outright failures: Yelich, Bellinger, Rendon, Kershaw. It is a freaking miracle I might still end up .500 for the year.

Yeah well F Shane Beiber

On 8/10/2021 at 7:07 PM, NorthLoop said:

So about that bitcoin price...

we’ve been out for a while. still just at $1200 pot. 

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my offense never even got going. at all. i haven't checked the league standings in ages, but if my team isn't breaking the record for lowest team average in league history then i don't even want to see the bums who did worse. 

1 hour ago, shadow_operative said:

my offense never even got going. at all. i haven't checked the league standings in ages, but if my team isn't breaking the record for lowest team average in league history then i don't even want to see the bums who did worse. 

your batting avg and ops are higher than mine this week.

You might post a super high record of era this week too. 

FINAL TWO WEEKS!!!

 

IF the playoffs started today:

Division Winners (BYE):
#1 seed - Regular Human Bartender
#2 seed - Alvarezervation for Three

Wild card week (Week 21):
#3 seed - Tactical Wee
vs
#6 seed - Bauers Illegal Substances

AND

#4 seed - Show Me Your Tatis
vs
#5 seed - Costco Roto Chickens

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On 8/12/2021 at 2:24 PM, shadow_operative said:

my offense never even got going. at all. i haven't checked the league standings in ages, but if my team isn't breaking the record for lowest team average in league history then i don't even want to see the bums who did worse. 

.245 on the year. i actually thought it was going to be worse. still pretty fucking terrible. 

19 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

.245 on the year. i actually thought it was going to be worse. still pretty fucking terrible. 

How do you see all year stats 

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8 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

How do you see all year stats 

go to the standings page and then sort each category. my team is last in the league in 4/6 offensive categories. fun times.

10 hours ago, Fawesome said:

FINAL TWO WEEKS!!!

 

IF the playoffs started today:

Division Winners (BYE):
#1 seed - Regular Human Bartender
#2 seed - Alvarezervation for Three

Wild card week (Week 21):
#3 seed - Tactical Wee
vs
#6 seed - Bauers Illegal Substances

AND

#4 seed - Show Me Your Tatis
vs
#5 seed - Costco Roto Chickens

this week is 1 v 2. next week is 1 v 4 and 2 v 3. yay. 

6 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

this week is 1 v 2. next week is 1 v 4 and 2 v 3. yay. 

Well I did my part last week you ingrate

On 8/17/2021 at 12:05 AM, Fawesome said:

FINAL TWO WEEKS!!!

 

IF the playoffs started today:

Division Winners (BYE):
#1 seed - Regular Human Bartender
#2 seed - Alvarezervation for Three

Wild card week (Week 21):
#3 seed - Tactical Wee
vs
#6 seed - Bauers Illegal Substances

AND

#4 seed - Show Me Your Tatis
vs
#5 seed - Costco Roto Chickens

My favorite part of the competition. We'll keep an eye on the results.

Pay no mind, it's just new guy Mark Lotek weighing in on his favourite part of our competition.

Mark Lotek is a Golden Vegetable sponsor.  His gold and silver store has the best exchange rates.

last week of the regular season, right?

2 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

last week of the regular season, right?

Correct

FINAL WEEK!!!

IF the playoffs started today: No change from last week. 7 teams for 6 spots. Can @NOMAAA make up the game and a half to secure the 6 spot?

Division Winners (BYE):
#1 seed - Regular Human Bartender
#2 seed - Alvarezervation for Three

Wild card week (Week 21):
#3 seed - Tactical Wee
vs
#6 seed - Bauers Illegal Substances

AND

#4 seed - Show Me Your Tatis
vs
#5 seed - Costco Roto Chickens

need a solid effort from derkas team.  i think hes got an upset in him.

what’s the payout breakdown again?  i feel like i ask every year but am too lazy to look it up. 

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