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3 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

what’s the payout breakdown again?  i feel like i ask every year but am too lazy to look it up. 

Payout Info:

$150 - Regular Season Champ (best overall record) - 

$550 - League Champion - TBD

$300 - 2nd place - TBD

$200 - 3rd place - TBD

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    we back?   also yes, h2h for sure. and @DaysOff the only reason we hide it in here is because they kept trying to move it to the gambling forum, and nobody ever contributed to the

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    as a multi-winner as well, i agree that derka should pay for it. 

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i feel like the regular season champ should make more than the second and third place teams. thoughts?

obviously i'm not suggesting we change it this year, but it's a change i'd like to make going forward. something like:

$600 for playoff winner

$300 for regular season winner 

$200 for runner up

$100 for third 

 

 

 

7 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

i feel like the regular season champ should make more than the second and third place teams. thoughts?

obviously i'm not suggesting we change it this year, but it's a change i'd like to make going forward. something like:

$600 for playoff winner

$300 for regular season winner 

$200 for runner up

$100 for third 

 

 

 

i dig it. 

 

3 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

i feel like the regular season champ should make more than the second and third place teams. thoughts?

obviously i'm not suggesting we change it this year, but it's a change i'd like to make going forward. something like:

$600 for playoff winner

$300 for regular season winner 

$200 for runner up

$100 for third 

 

 

 

How much did HG pay you for that suggestion?

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Just now, NorthLoop said:

How much did HG pay you for that suggestion?

he talked me down to a 10% cut. the prices at Olive Garden are going up. the never ending pasta bowl doesn't start until october. what do you want me to do man? 

34 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

how much do teams that finish under .500 but tried really hard get?

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Scrote scratchers got the hitters. The suspense is killing me. I hope it lasts. 

alright goldy.  thats enough from you.

On 8/8/2021 at 3:49 PM, NorthLoop said:

Yeah not good to shit talk my pitching staff. They've been pretty solid all year.

Ever since I made this post my pitching staff has been an absolute dumpster fire. 

would any of you fucknuts be interested in a fantasy football league?  think i'm pulling the plug on my main league this year.

4 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

would any of you fucknuts be interested in a fantasy football league?  think i'm pulling the plug on my main league this year.

strong maybe 

From my rough calculations, it appears HG has locked up the regular season bonus. 

ROUGH CALCULATIONS from the tentative Week 20 finish....nothing changed on the big board. 

Division Winners (BYE):
#1 seed - Regular Human Bartender
#2 seed - Alvarezervation for Three

Wild card week (Week 21):
#3 seed - Tactical Wee
vs
#6 seed - Bauers Illegal Substances

AND

#4 seed - Show Me Your Tatis
vs
#5 seed - Costco Roto Chickens

Remember: tiebreaker goes to the higher seed. Underdogs need win outright. #1 seed plays the lowest remaining seed after the Wild Card round (Week 21). Semis and Finals are two weeks long.

Good luck fellas. 

 

 

Might wanna fix that shit this morning. Has us all on a bye week. 

fun season.  thank you for your efforts.

2 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Might wanna fix that shit this morning. Has us all on a bye week. 

Yes, calm down mom. I had let the system finalize itself. 

Yes. By all means. Throw 2 walks and leave like a bitch in the 2nd inning against the worst team in baseball. That's a bad sign for me for the week. 

Yes. By all means. Throw 2 walks and leave like a bitch in the 2nd inning against the worst team in baseball. That's a bad sign for me for the week. 

Saw that. Not good.
No pressure team but this is the biggest day of your lives

I guess the good news for me is it’s Paddack vs half your lineup. So you won’t be able to make up ground on hitting AND pitching
14 minutes ago, Fawesome said:


I guess the good news for me is it’s Paddack vs half your lineup. So you won’t be able to make up ground on hitting AND pitching

I’ve given up on hitting besides SB. Just need to find a way to 6 

I swear to god if Gary Sanchez fucking ends my season...

20 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

I also benched Paddack so the Astros can score 17 runs 

haha i just saw that. oh boy

52 minutes ago, Fawesome said:

haha i just saw that. oh boy

Screw you and your two saves. Good win. 

Screw you and your two saves. Good win. 

Colome tried his best to blow it. Good series. Def closer than the scoreboard reads.
2 minutes ago, Fawesome said:

God damnit. Why did I open my mouth

Where was this all damn week 

Where was this all damn week 

They waited until you verbally conceded, which is legally binding according to rule 3.1a3
2 minutes ago, Fawesome said:


They waited until you verbally conceded, which is legally binding according to rule 3.1a3

They’re just trying to make all the numbers respectable to piss me off 

ROUGH CALCULATIONS from the tentative Week 20 finish....nothing changed on the big board. 

Division Winners (BYE):
#1 seed - Regular Human Bartender
#2 seed - Alvarezervation for Three

Wild card week (Week 21):
#3 seed - Tactical Wee
vs
#6 seed - Bauers Illegal Substances

AND

#4 seed - Show Me Your Tatis
vs
#5 seed - Costco Roto Chickens

Remember: tiebreaker goes to the higher seed. Underdogs need win outright. #1 seed plays the lowest remaining seed after the Wild Card round (Week 21). Semis and Finals are two weeks long.

Good luck fellas. 

 

 


Semifinal matchups:
#1 - Regular Human Bartender
vs
#5 - Costco Roto Chickens

and

#2 - Alvarezervation for Three
vs
#3 - Tactical Wee

TWO WEEK MATCHUP

Good luck, fellas.
7 hours ago, Fawesome said:


Semifinal matchups:
#1 - Regular Human Bartender
vs
#5 - Costco Roto Chickens

and

#2 - Alvarezervation for Three
vs
#3 - Tactical Wee

TWO WEEK MATCHUP

Good luck, fellas.

Recount 

Already getting hosed on Day 2. Fielder Indifference not being scored as O’Neill gets a free stolen base. Smh.

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yeah that'll probably be the difference in you winning and losing this two week matchup. did you "get hosed" when you dropped Wander Franco three weeks before the playoffs/as he was building his 36 game on-base streak? shut up and play fawesome. 

yeah that'll probably be the difference in you winning and losing this two week matchup. did you "get hosed" when you dropped Wander Franco three weeks before the playoffs/as he was building his 36 game on-base streak? shut up and play fawesome. 

Hahah Franco wasn’t doing shit and Dansby was on fire and Ohtani was the DH. Hung on to that fucker all year and the minute I drop him he goes off. I’m an idiot.
25 minutes ago, Fawesome said:


I’m an idiot.

save that shit for those of us sitting at home

as i watch my team go 0-18 tonight (and then 1-24) all i kept thinking was wow, fawesome is getting hosed.

Ohtani the dream maker. Ohtani the dream crusher.

Fuck Houston

On 9/10/2021 at 8:26 PM, Fawesome said:

Ohtani the dream maker. Ohtani the dream crusher.

Fuck Houston

yeah that was fairly satisfying. 

also will be cool when your sketchball orioles stop playing fucking home run derby every night. 

the odds are fading but its still fun to dream about the baltimore smashers ending HG's championship run. LFG AUSTIN HAYS

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