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can we confirm marty hart?  i'm only going off memory.

big-o was in the playoffs a lot, thought he won once.

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    we back?   also yes, h2h for sure. and @DaysOff the only reason we hide it in here is because they kept trying to move it to the gambling forum, and nobody ever contributed to the

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    as a multi-winner as well, i agree that derka should pay for it. 

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2011 - The Blondetourage - @henrygandorf

2012 - The Oh No-No's - @shadow_operative

2013 - BIG IN JAPAN - @enjay (new handle?)

2014 - Marty Hart, Family Man - @BigOrange1

2015 - The Jack Butler Method - @henrygandorf

2016 - Squat Cobblers - @Planet Houston

2017 - North Correa Assassins - @Fawesome

2018 - The Mad Fat Chick Killer - @shadow_operative

2019 - Killer B's - @Planet Houston 

2020 - Trash Can Knockers - @Fawesome

 

Next question - do we want team names and handles on the trophy each year?  Team names mean nothing to me.  

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2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

can we confirm marty hart?  i'm only going off memory.

big-o was in the playoffs a lot, thought he won once.

yeah that was BigO.

yeah, i always assumed it would have the year, handle, and team name.

depends on the size of the plates i guess, but it should fit on 2 lines.

49 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

if i had to guess, big in japan might've been hitby, i remember him being fairly successful i thought.

can anyone access the history part of the site?  it takes me to a red warning page.  bizarre.

Wasn't me. I finished second a few times. Now, it's this. Thanks, Jose

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1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

can we confirm marty hart?  i'm only going off memory.

big-o was in the playoffs a lot, thought he won once.

confirm, that was me.

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2 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

put his full name

Derka Derka Muhammad Jihad 

my full name is Derka The Shark Devin GooOp Derka Muhammad Jihad

really wishing i hadn't missed on Whit and Cruz right about now. 

Glad I took them when I did!

Derk I want to trade you Albies but I dont like your team.    YET

I dont think he has a hit yet this year

2 hours ago, Fawesome said:

Yermin Mercedes?!?!?

What’s this now?

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asked HG if i should pick him up after his 5/5 debut. he said "do it." i did not listen. instead i added Buster Posey, who i then dropped before he ever played for my team. #nailedit 

13 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

anybody else wishing we had an extra IR spot?

definitely.

My entire offense should be on IR

So I guess JD Martinez got over those cold like symptoms pretty fast...

On 4/7/2021 at 11:56 AM, UTPhil2006 said:

Albies you say?

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On 4/9/2021 at 1:47 AM, shadow_operative said:

asked HG if i should pick him up after his 5/5 debut. he said "do it." i did not listen. instead i added Buster Posey, who i then dropped before he ever played for my team. #nailedit 

this is not even close to the best derka story of the week (though i thought you picked him up).  we are teammates in the surly roto league for the first time this year.  and he texted me several days ago:

derka - hey, albies is off to a slow start but he's gonna get hot we should find whoever has him and try to trade for him, maybe they're ready to give up on him.

me - we have him.

Altuve looking pretty good so far 

I always had high hopes that altuve was gonna turn it around this season. Seems like the video replays in the dugout helps him now.
2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

board sweeper.

whos next mean girls movie GIF

Hope it’s me. Actually. 

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when in the hell is espn going to stop showing everyone's projected season stats and start showing what they've actually done this year? the season's only been going for 12 days now. 

8 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

when in the hell is espn going to stop showing everyone's projected season stats and start showing what they've actually done this year? the season's only been going for 12 days now. 

When I go to look at mine I get depressed.  So I am ok with it for now...

Gotta love it when your top 3 picks (Bellinger, Yelich, Rendon) are all on the IL in week two.

2 minutes ago, APMP said:

Gotta love it when your top 3 picks (Bellinger, Yelich, Rendon) are all on the IL in week two.

i don't think yelich or rendon are actually on the il yet, but i might be wrong.

point taken though.  i played the back half of my week without mookie, and had the extra fun of bregman missing two games (as well as having the astros off sunday).

this isn't counting the folks who had to wait a week for any of their nats to play.

point of order, mr commissioner, i don't think it's fair that glasnow should be allowed to face the rangers.

that is all.

Buddy of mine asked if I could get in game odds on number of rangers hits tonight. He wanted to bet under .5 if it was offered

i spoke too soon, rendon is now on the il.
Yup, was bound to happen with the way this season has started for me. On the flip side, I think I'll get back a probably rusty Kyle Schwarber to bring down the batting stats.

Does the app absolutely suck balls for anyone else?

Also, where we at with the league funds going to btc? Missed a big peak this week. 

Does the app absolutely suck balls for anyone else?

I think you saw how somehow it fucked up me putting Justin Fucking Bieber back in my lineup

I mean who would want to start that spare.
if we are buying the btc, now is the time.
who wants to do it?

I’m in if someone takes the lead. Who’s the btc expert? I only have Doge

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