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Well, not MY attorney. 

 

5 minutes ago, RPM said:

Well, not MY attorney. 

 

Which Surly Lawyer is Ms. O'neal?

I shouldn't laugh, but when he says, "I don't have no mental illness, I'm from Florida."  I cried laughing. 

It's the 21st century "insanity plea"...."Uh, you're honor...I plead 'I'm from Florida'."  

Wow. And she’s a former prosecutor, so it’s not like that was her first time in court. Not like that’d be a good excuse, but it could lead me to have some sympathy for a bad lawyer who just got in way over their head and lost critical thinking skills.

In some ways, the bar to join the bar has been raised over the past few decades.  And in other ways, it has decidedly been lowered.

 

Or:  Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you.

 

Or: i promise 30 rock GIF

Edited by Samson's Wig

He's obviously mentally ill, the guy has been clogging toilets and even got his ass kicked in jail

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