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Today is my daughter's birthday.  Been trading texts with her, she's so happy.  And I got this one from her (as she is stuck in quarantine still for a few more days, so she's stuck in her apartment with her roomies):

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"Wearing my heels today, because there's broken glass everywhere."

Fuck yeah.  Just, fuck yeah.

My wife has a ring that is a small circle of shattered glass -- she is wearing it, and will wear it all day.

I'm serious, it's hard as hell for me to focus, or to see straight through the tears.  

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Just now, Bama Chick said:

Wow

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Wonder Twin Powers Activate, In the form of democracy.

THANK YOU UNCLE JOE!

Yea, that was a grand slam 

I teared up when Kamala took the oath, and I've teared up a few times during Joe's speech.

Our 4 year long national nightmare is over.
Girlfriend and I have been crying the whole freaking time. My kids like wtf.
Been a long 4 years

Tearing up

3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Wow

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Double fisting? How does Michelle feel about this?

Today is my daughter's birthday.  Been trading texts with her, she's so happy.  And I got this one from her (as she is stuck in quarantine still for a few more days, so she's stuck in her apartment with her roomies):
"Wearing my heels today, because there's broken glass everywhere."
Fuck yeah.  Just, fuck yeah.
My wife has a ring that is a small circle of shattered glass -- she is wearing it, and will wear it all day.
I'm serious, it's hard as hell for me to focus, or to see straight through the tears.  
Awesome man

More tears thanks

Aww fuck amazing grace gets me every time

Oklahoman and Oklahoma State alum Garth Brooks. Love to see it!

Goosebumps right now. Hearing a crowd sing amazing grace on the steps of the same capitol that was under siege just 2 weeks ago is fucking powerful.

God bless America. May we only ever move forward and never backwards again.

And we are all still safe.  The fuckos have lost.  A great day.  If only they weren’t so fucking stupid...

 

Just now, YChang said:

Tearing up

 

Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

Hey, Chris Gaines.

Umm, quite the redemption. I won't shit on Garth from now on.

Are you ready for some football

3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

GAAAAAAARRRRTHHHHHH

He nailed it. Love seeing President Obama giving him the hug. Biden should have stood up and sung with him. 

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Oklahoman and Oklahoma State alum Garth Brooks. Love to see it!

Good on him.  He will catch a bunch of shit from the mouthbreathers there but he stood up against the assholes.  

Congratulations Joe, welcome aboard. Before you sit down just a couple of things: we're in the middle of a massive pandemic that's killing over 4,000 Americans a day, only half of Americans are smart enough to even want a vaccine for it, there's no plan in place to actually get the vaccine to them, one political party just tried to overthrow the government two weeks ago, our economy is in the shitter, our job market is in the shitter, and the outgoing president inexplicably irreparably clogged every shitter in the White House. 

So, in other words...

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The President actually sounded presidential. Great speech.

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If Bernie Sanders had won the Presidency, it would’ve been kind of cool if he had Phish do their a cappella barbershop version of Amazing Grace.

Okay, kudos to Blunt for recognizing Obama for leading the congregation in Amazing Grace after the Charleston church shooting. 

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Are you ready for some football
 

“Sir, the missiles are locked onto Mar-a-Lago. Are we ready?”

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Are you ready for some football
 

 

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Just now, Js1 said:

“Sir, the missiles are locked onto Mar-a-Lago. Are we ready?”

But just little ones. Like your dick Mr. Trump. 

3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

It’s almost like he’s really from Oklahoma.  

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I posted this on my Twitter:

 

I never would have thought I would see in my lifetime the first Black President and the first Black/South Asian Woman Vice-President.  As a Black kid from small town conservative Texas, Black people just knew it would never happen. So yes, this is a huge deal.

 

 

 

4 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Get the goddamned lyrics right at least.

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13 minutes ago, elfenix said:

that's a great line

Gold star to whomever came up with that

I don't have much to add. Just happy.

I'm told there's a coordinated mirrored aviator shades moment coming.

One thing I am damned well sure of, the next four years will be better than the last four.  Rot in Hell, trump.

Remember when Garth Brooks wore a Barry Sanders jersey and Republicans lost their shit because they thought he endorsed Bernie Sanders. Idiots...

6 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

What a fucking relief

Came here to say the same thing. 

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