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6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I posted this on my Twitter:

 

I never would have thought I would see in my lifetime the first Black President and the first Black/South Asian Woman Vice-President.  As a Black kid from small town conservative Texas, Black people just knew it would never happen. So yes, this is a huge deal.

It is about damn time !

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5 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Black women saved us.

They're not done...

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She’s only 22 years old!

Love seeing so many women and minorities getting a moment in this ceremony.

May love even more the amount of mouth breathers that are having a coronary at this moment.

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Love this

 

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For the first time in 4 years I will go to sleep tonight and not worry about what tomorrow may bring due to the occupant of the oval office. 

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Welp  I don’t know if it’s just because I am getting older, or the fragility of our democracy has been tested, but this inauguration hit much different for me, than any previous one I have seen. I actually got a little misty eyed and had a profound feeling of pride. I was not expecting that

Amazing day for my boys who dont have a know a world with Donald Trump as the leader of the free world. God bless us all

Shout out to Milton cleaning the podium in between speakers.

1 minute ago, The Dude said:

Welp  I don’t know if it’s just because I am getting older, or the fragility of our democracy has been tested, but this inauguration hit much different for me, than any previous one I have seen. I actually got a little misty eyed and had a profound feeling of pride. I was not expecting that

You are not alone at all with those feelings.

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I didn’t cry after the election. I didn’t cry at Biden’s victory speech. I wondered why I wasn’t more emotional. 
 

But today I cried. I cried when they presented colors, during both swearings in and during the national anthem. Its been a long 4 years. 
 

Lots of work to be done and nothing is fixed yet, but this is a huge first step. 

Mrs GOTJ and I shared a toast with tears in our eyes while watching Kamala and Joe take their oaths. 

There's a lot of long, hard work to do. It's not going to be easy. And there will be missteps along the way. But damn if it doesn't feel easier to breathe right now. Adults are in charge again. People who believe that it is their duty to serve this country, not fleece it.

**And one tacky side note: when did Garth Brooks have astro turf installed on his dome? He's got that much money and his dome looks like an indoor/outdoor rug sample they sell at Home Depot.**

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Alright.  Kamala is now VP.  Biden is now President.  I just need Texas to name the new DC and LB coach and my week is done.  

I hope this day means that the ledge will finally be empty.  Last one off, turn out the lights!

14 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Are you ready for some football
 

Hopefully they disinfected it. You know Trump opened it up to jerk off with his shit head spawn while they pretended to blow up Europe. 

Barack is trying to end his conversation with Gaga, but she won’t let him 😂

10 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Remember when Garth Brooks wore a Barry Sanders jersey and Republicans lost their shit because they thought he endorsed Bernie Sanders. Idiots...

And he didn't even mention shoving his boot up anyone ass like trumps favorite, sooner trash toby keith.

We are on the precipice. We can realgn the country on the path of righteousness, or we can choose to follow a political party with a failed leader.

4 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Alright.  Kamala is now VP.  Biden is now President.  I just need Texas to name the new DC and LB coach and my week is done.  

Please don’t ruin this day by telling me something is up with Pete Kwiatkowski? 

Just now, Bama Chick said:

lol he’s a forever curmudgeon
 

He's pissed the line at the post office is going to be longer after the inauguration.

Welp  I don’t know if it’s just because I am getting older, or the fragility of our democracy has been tested, but this inauguration hit much different for me, than any previous one I have seen. I actually got a little misty eyed and had a profound feeling of pride. I was not expecting that

Same for me. I watched with my son, who is 9. He watched the whole speech by Biden. He saw the differences. It was a great moment.
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Please don’t ruin this day by telling me something is up with Pete Kwiatkowski? 

Nah he changed his Twitter to UT DC already 

2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Mrs GOTJ and I shared a toast with tears in our eyes while watching Kamala and Joe take their oaths. 

There's a lot of long, hard work to do. It's not going to be easy. And there will be missteps along the way. But damn if it doesn't feel easier to breathe right now. Adults are in charge again. People who believe that it is their duty to serve this country, not fleece it.

Yep. Biden's own words to Obama following healthcare reform part 1 are appropriate here too, "this is a big fucking deal."

Things are looking up, but eternal vigilance is required.

Just now, 'stache said:

And he didn't even mention shoving his boot up anyone ass like trumps favorite, sooner trash toby keith.

I've met Toby Keith. He's no Garth Brooks.

14 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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My favorite version of Joe

19 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Amanda Gorman is good.

She’s very articulate... for a person of any color, sex or national origin.  Know what I mean?

Obama holding up the line... Yeah, Because he can.

Kamala to Mike: GET THE FUCK OUT

2 minutes ago, Goredho said:

She’s very articulate... for a person of any color, sex or national origin.  Know what I mean?

No, Goredho. I don't KNOW what you mean. 

4 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Please don’t ruin this day by telling me something is up with Pete Kwiatkowski? 

I hear it’s Mike Stoops.  Just kidding.  Waiting for final announcement on Coach K and don’t know anything either way with him.  That will be $9.95.

7 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Please don’t ruin this day by telling me something is up with Pete Kwiatkowski? 

 

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The president isn’t banned from Twitter!

Seriously, that guy could fuck up a threesome his wife initiated because, "Honey, I told you...odd numbers bother me.  I don't like it.  I no like it!"  

I hope this day means that the ledge will finally be empty.  Last one off, turn out the lights!

Ain’t leaving it let. The fight is just beginning, but we have fighters in the ring now. That’s important.

I did NOT expect today to hit me this hard. The turning of the page for the country. The shattering of glass for women, for minority women in particular. The shout of goodness and decency. The glimmer of hope, however small, but however bright.

It’s hit me like a truck. I didn’t know that I could feel that way anymore.
15 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Barack is trying to end his conversation with Gaga, but she won’t let him 😂

 

21 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Love seeing so many women and minorities getting a moment in this ceremony.

May love even more the amount of mouth breathers that are having a coronary at this moment.

Hey Mike Pompeo, looks like you were wrong, America is multicultural.  

19 minutes ago, RPM said:

I've met Toby Keith. He's no Garth Brooks.

He's no David Allen Coe either 

Strangely, all I feel is relief.  There should be pride, but it’s not coming through.   Not sure what to make of that. 

3 minutes ago, freyguy said:

He's no David Allen Coe either 

Willie>Waylon>Garth>David>a large cow turd>okie trash Keith 

Wow

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Ok. I’m crying with you all now. What a powerful image.

Take a drink every time a commentator mentions the word "carnage" as a remembrance to the last presidential speech.  

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