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10 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Some solid bitchass on display on Twitter. “Fuck you libs and your cancel culture! Now imma go burn all my Garth concert tees.”

You already paid for ‘em.  Jokes on you, losers.  

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Man I am pretty worthless today, no work getting done.

Good thing that one soldier has a pike. Keep up with the times.

 

 

 

 

 

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

and texags goes berzerk about why they weren't invited to the parade

No nazis allowed.  New POTUS out front shoulda told 'em. 

I love the pomp and circumstance of the military bands. It's all so majestic and good for the soul. 

She’s very articulate... for a person of any color, sex or national origin.  Know what I mean?

Not really. I’d never heard of her. Watching her, I thought she was much younger than 22. That being said, I don’t like poetry, and I loved her poem. Her delivery was absolutely spot on. I was very impressed.

So, is the Trump 2021 thread gone?  Seems like wishful thinking.

Wow what a breath of fresh air. 

Jill grabs Joe’s hand. No hands get swatted away. 

Joe escorts Jill to the left side of the car and helps her in before he goes to the other side to get in himself 

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:


Not really. I’d never heard of her. Watching her, I thought she was much younger than 22. That being said, I don’t like poetry, and I loved her poem. Her delivery was absolutely spot on. I was very impressed.

democrat run socialist cities coming through in the clutch.

31 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Garth does Not go before Merle, Ignoramus. 

garth is like maybe barely in the top 20.  maybe.

 

6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

So, is the Trump 2021 thread gone?  Seems like wishful thinking.

Check out DT. imma moved it and changed the title

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This journo Igor is the one who took the footage of Goodman that day in the capitol. Suffice it to say that this honor recognizing him means something to him. He saw this hero do his damn job well.

 

23 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

A thousand dollars?

Ok. It's your money.

Two thousand!?

Well, it's still your money.

Kamala’s niece’s husband 

6 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

democrat run socialist cities coming through in the clutch.

They can stay out of our cities.  Fuck them.  

27 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Oh, The Greasy Kentucky FuckTurtle’s got jokes, huh?

FUCK OFFFFFFF

the sentiment is shared because he was responsible for the least productive 4 years in senate history.   in a totally on-brand twist of the tale he has transmogrified in to a defender of the constitution, a public denouncer of The Big Lie, and the potential assassin of the trump brand forever.

7 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Check out DT. imma moved it and changed the title

just do a site search for "fuckface goes back to florida"

5 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

so cnn promoted kaitlin collins good for her

yeah, she really became a star during the daily covid briefings.  

think she's a bama alum, maybe @Bama Chick can confirm.

she kicked ass in 2020.

17 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

I love the pomp and circumstance of the military bands. It's all so majestic and good for the soul. 

Would have loved to hear them play Amazing Grace after Garth sang it. It got dusty a few times today, first when Kamala was sworn in, when Amanda Gorman read her poem, and when Garth sang Amazing Grace.

23 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Good vibes today.

 

Bernie can wear whatever coat he wants. It looked chilly in DC and even if I'm not Yankee born, I think frugality is under-rated.

Now, I had to miss some of the festivities and only saw the actual swearing in plus the national anthem/Pledge. Now, I'm off to locate that poem everyone's talking about cause I love to catch a rising star.

Will probably be emotional later when it all sinks in....

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Ok...when are today’s events replayed? I was working during much of it, would like to watch it.

It’ll be on CBS right after Murder She Wrote and right before the test pattern comes up.

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

yeah, she really became a star during the daily covid briefings.  

think she's a bama alum, maybe @Bama Chick can confirm.

she kicked ass in 2020.

She is. And Mattingly is a buckeye 

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

yeah, she really became a star during the daily covid briefings.  

think she's a bama alum, maybe @Bama Chick can confirm.

she kicked ass in 2020.

she has a photo of the nicktator as her banner on twitter, so it's a definite maybe.

h/t to CNN for letting the military service proceed without interrupting. A rare moment for them.

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

yeah, she really became a star during the daily covid briefings.  

think she's a bama alum, maybe @Bama Chick can confirm.

she kicked ass in 2020.

it so cool to see competent Gen Z excel and be rewarded...., renewal, stimulate the roots, etc.

23 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

garth is like maybe barely in the top 20.  maybe.

Hank goes before all of them.

14 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

yeah, she really became a star during the daily covid briefings.  

think she's a bama alum, maybe @Bama Chick can confirm.

she kicked ass in 2020.

Holy Crap.  White House Chief Correspondent makes $120k....per month.

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yeah, she really became a star during the daily covid briefings.  
think she's a bama alum, maybe [mention=332]Bama Chick[/mention] can confirm.
she kicked ass in 2020.

Yes indeedy!

Alabama alum and Pratville native.
29 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

I love the pomp and circumstance of the military bands. It's all so majestic and good for the soul. 

It’s really hard for wind bands to sound good in the cold. Tuning goes crazy and cold metal mouthpieces against the lips aren’t friendly. It’s hard even for the great players that the top military bands have. The bands all sounded really good.

17 minutes ago, Mole said:

It’ll be on CBS right after Murder She Wrote and right before the test pattern comes up.

Like I can stay up that late?  Look, I had the grandkids program the VCR to record Murder She Wrote because we can't stay up that damned late!  After our 4:30 Luby's routine, we don't have but an hour or so of being awake left in us.  Goddamned kids, no respect for their elders' schedules....grumble....

nm

 

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freaking fake news.

Also, this warms my heart. Before moving on to the big things, take a minute to savor the little ones:

 

3 minutes ago, d2o said:

 

 

 

Fake but funny 

Watching today it feels like the honor of the presidency is being restored.  No matter if you like or dislike the person serving as president the office and the president should always be respected and Trump made that hard to do for many.

44 minutes ago, Hawndoh said:

Good thing that one soldier has a pike. Keep up with the times.

 

 

 

 

 

Look, if we can't bring back halberds, then maybe this country IS lost forever....

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22 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

So many

So much gold

 

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9 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Also, this warms my heart. Before moving on to the big things, take a minute to savor the little ones:

 

label reader?  how about just a "reader"?

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we hung an American flag on our house at 11am this morning. because AMERICA. 

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