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My favorite thing about Ted, no matter how many times it happens, is that obligatory Joan Crawford level of confidence just as he steps face first into the next bitchslap of life.

42 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

My favorite thing about Ted, no matter how many times it happens, is that obligatory Joan Crawford level of confidence just as he steps face first into the next bitchslap of life.

And will get re elected as senator from Texas for perpetuity.

It’s funny because his wife is ugly and his father assassinated JFK. 

On 12/8/2021 at 1:35 PM, jimmyjazz said:

I don't know why I'm doing this, since you are clearly full of shit, but "free" refers to the cost to the end user, not the government.  You knew that.

How does the government get its money to pay for things that are “free”? The end user? 
 

People who profess to believe anything that comes free from the government are either ignoring or ignorant.

8 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

If she's a natural redhead, she's been teased her whole life and Ted is small potatoes.

11 minutes ago, Balcones said:

How does the government get its money to pay for things that are “free”? The end user? 
 

People who profess to believe anything that comes free from the government are either ignoring or ignorant.

Wow, man, you are quite the poster!  With rapier-like wit and scalpel-like intellect.  Explain it to us more!

Thank you for agreeing with me. I know it’s not always easy to do on this board.

1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

Is peppermint patty even a redhead?

A just question. 

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I’ll bet Marcie knows. 

37 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Is peppermint patty even a redhead?

 

35 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

A just question. 

I'm not sure if PP is--and my recollection from Peanuts is that Charlie Brown's crush was on an character never seen-the little red haired girl or some such moniker. But Cruz meant PP as an insult due to the inherent character, and as a redhead, Psaki would be used to teasing of any sort.

How does the government get its money to pay for things that are “free”? The end user? 
 
People who profess to believe anything that comes free from the government are either ignoring or ignorant.
But what if we just print more dollars and use those dollars to pay for stuff? Bet you didn't think of that, did you genius?

Hard to say who has been fisted more, Peppermint Patty, Heidi Cruz, or Ted Cruz.  

FOX NEWS.  WE FIST.  YOU DECIDE.  

Grandpa Munster is making fun of someone? Isn’t that precious.

How does the government get its money to pay for things that are “free”? The end user? 
 
People who profess to believe anything that comes free from the government are either ignoring or ignorant.
But what if we just print more dollars and use those dollars to pay for stuff? Bet you didn't think of that, did you genius?


Funny thing, I was trying to mock your inane shitpost that nobody with an informed opinion actually believes with an equally inane shitpost that nobody with an informed opinion actually believes.

If your original thought was sarcasm that I missed, I apologize.

Otherwise, I'll understand if you take back your +rep. I know it's serious business for some folks.
7 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

If she's a natural redhead, she's been teased her whole life

6 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

as a redhead, Psaki would be used to teasing of any sort.

I don’t know why you’re making this assumption.  Good looking ginger women don’t face as much as you’d think, in my experience.  Red headed boys, T&P. 

1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

I don’t know why you’re making this assumption.  Good looking ginger women don’t face as much as you’d think, in my experience.  Red headed boys, T&P. 

Really isn't an assumption it's personal experience but different from your own so I guess we're both anecdotal-- redheads throughout my family relations, although my own is more on the lighter blonder side but still with the freckles. Key word you use is "women." K-12 was not as forgiving. One sort of has to grow into it, IMO, from both a confidence/self-esteem level as well as a physical one. And yes, the boys in the family had it a little rougher. My youngest has red hair, but it's changing and growing a darker shade as he passes through adolescence.

24 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Really isn't an assumption it's personal experience but different from your own so I guess we're both anecdotal-- redheads throughout my family relations, although my own is more on the lighter blonder side but still with the freckles. Key word you use is "women." K-12 was not as forgiving. One sort of has to grow into it, IMO, from both a confidence/self-esteem level as well as a physical one. And yes, the boys in the family had it a little rougher. My youngest has red hair, but it's changing and growing a darker shade as he passes through adolescence.

Matthew McConaughey gif on redheads.

Jen was all made up for her appearance on This Week today. Hair, makeup, and wardrobe. The eyelashes might’ve been a little overdone.

Also, fuck Tom Cotton. This isn’t a reason to advance the Keystone pipeline you fucking stooge.

Mrs Whiggins is a redhead? 
 

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Something tells me Doocy's browser history includes a lot of stepmother porn.

 

 

10 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Something tells me Doocy's browser history includes a lot of stepmother porn.

 

 

Oh, that’s who she was talking to. I heard her addressing “Peter” yesterday but didn’t know who that was. I’m not sure why she gave him as much time as she did. I was just wondering why she was paying so much attention to this fucking tool. 

On 2/26/2022 at 10:03 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

I’ll bet Marcie knows. 

Yes sir!

On 2/26/2022 at 2:14 PM, fattyflattie said:

I don’t know why you’re making this assumption.  Good looking ginger women don’t face as much as you’d think, in my experience.  Red headed boys, T&P. 

I missed this earlier but this is so fucking on-brand for @fattyflattie telling a female redhead what female redheads have to deal with.

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Something tells me Doocy's browser history includes a lot of stepmother porn.

 

 

Not seeing a problem here. 

16 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

I missed this earlier but this is so fucking on-brand for @fattyflattie telling a female redhead what female redheads have to deal with.

Fatsplaining.

2 hours ago, Serak The Preparer said:

I missed this earlier but this is so fucking on-brand for @fattyflattie telling a female redhead what female redheads have to deal with.

Yes, it’s almost like I don’t have 4 redhead females in my house. Oh wait. How on brand for you to be a dumbfuck. 

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Yes, it’s almost like I don’t have 4 redhead females in my house. Oh wait. How on brand for you to be a dumbfuck. 

oh my god omg GIF by Hell's Kitchen

14 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Yes, it’s almost like I don’t have 4 redhead females in my house. Oh wait. How on brand for you to be a dumbfuck. 

this explains so much. is this an SOS? blink twice if you need extraction

22 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Yes, it’s almost like I don’t have 4 redhead females in my house. Oh wait. How on brand for you to be a dumbfuck. 



Some of my best friends are redheads!

6 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

this explains so much. is this an SOS? blink twice if you need extraction

Well, you can take 2 of them (kids) for a bit and that would be helpful.  As you can guess, the wife’s family speaks like Conor McGregor. Wife has most common Irish name of all time, a small c in her maiden name, red headed dad, both her sisters, and who knows how many outside the immediate family. I bring all the soul to the household.  They can drink and fight, and that’s like half my wishlist in a mate. 

8 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:



Some of my best friends are redheads!

Only the girls, tho. 

3 minutes ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

Fact check:  67 pinocchio’s

 

When did you start caring about lying?  Aren't you a Republican?

<---did not watch this video, so no idea if she's lying here or not.

^^^^ It's like Supreme Court nominee's LSAT scores.  Suddenly, things are important!!!!  

 

BTW, that's a convenient little sound bite you played.  Care to show the longer version?  Maybe she goes into detail and proves her point.  Or are you happy now that libs have been owned!?!?!?!

No decent person supports Donald Trump.

Remember, just three days into his presidency when Kellyanne introduced us to the term “alternative facts?” Remember when Kayleigh McEnany introduced herself by saying she’d never lie to us then did nothing but lie to us? Remember Stephanie Grisham who never held a single press conference? Remember that fat pig lying daughter of a fat pig lying daddy Huckabee?

Ignore the trolls.

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4 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

Fact check:  67 pinocchio’s

 

 

3 hours ago, Bullneck said:

^^^^ It's like Supreme Court nominee's LSAT scores.  Suddenly, things are important!!!!  

 

BTW, that's a convenient little sound bite you played.  Care to show the longer version?  Maybe she goes into detail and proves her point.  Or are you happy now that libs have been owned!?!?!?!

Yea, I would like the context of "inflationary numbers." She could be referring to those factors involved in causing inflation.

I'm not interested enough to check it out. She seems truthful and intelligent (understatement) in all the clips I've seen of her. The Trump propagandists not so much.

Oh! And remember Sean Spicer, whose first job it was to go on tv and lie to us about the size of the crowd at Trump’s inauguration? That poor sonofabitch didn’t last a year on the job. And Trump didn’t even bring him along to meet the Pope.

Sad Pope.

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You know, it's not hard to find the transcript.  Here's the larger context.  Click the link for the entire transcript.

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Q    What specifically can you point to that has worked to bring down inflation?

MS. PSAKI:  Well, there are a number of steps we’ve taken.  If you’ve seen — if you compare a month-to-month, we’ve seen inflationary pressure — or inflationary numbers go down month to month — even as we looked at the year-to-year numbers go up, which we entirely predicted.

Jen Psaki March 9 2022

On 3/9/2022 at 11:31 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

No decent person supports Donald Trump.

 

10000000000% the truth

Here was the reporter right after the video stopped:

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