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#451

“Ms. Psaki, don’t think we haven’t noticed the President’s Twitter. It’s full of standard spelling and punctuation. No one’s been called a loser or scum or a clown. Not a single hate group has been retweeted. Tell us, what kind of clown show are you running?”

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#452

I have a rolex from Chinatown.  I can't figure out why it doesn't fit right.  

#453
3 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

“Ms. Psaki, don’t think we haven’t noticed the President’s Twitter. It’s full of standard spelling and punctuation. No one’s been called a loser or scum or a clown. Not a single hate group has been retweeted. Tell us, what kind of clown show are you running?”

Are you saying the ratings stink? Because that is evidentiary proof that 73 million Americans vote based on ratings.

The other 80 plus million are just happy to not utter 'what fresh hell is this' several times a day for five days a week.

#456
4 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I'd let her peg me.

Samesies. And since I agree with her mostly I bet she’d be gentle and tender instead of hate-fucking like cornyn and doocy deserve.

#457

She needs one of those tshirts about having the data and the goods because if a reporter opens with a lie or misleading statement, she has receipts...

 

#460

I guess she circled back to kick their asses. 

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#461
41 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

She needs one of those tshirts about having the data and the goods because if a reporter opens with a lie or misleading statement, she has receipts...

 

Polite in some ways, not polite in the least bit in others. 

#463

When does she run for office herself. She will own anyone who is debating her, especially some of the bozos the Republican party are throwing out there.

#464
6 minutes ago, Superhero said:

When does she run for office herself. She will own anyone who is debating her, especially some of the bozos the Republican party are throwing out there.

Put her and Katie Porter on a Pres/VP ticket (either way) and I would give it consideration.

#465
Polite in some ways, not polite in the least bit in others. 

Downright rude, one might say.

And I, for one, like it.
#467
9 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I just looked and she and I are 4 days apart in age. That's it. Just thought that was interesting

How's that hangover today?

#469
2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Lol, damn. What a stammering asshole. Who was that? Someone from newsmax or some shit?

A catholic news network.

#470
53 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

How's that hangover today?

Oh, it's gone. Been replaced by an allergy headache. Thanks for checking on me, though. 

#471
1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

This guy is the proverbial knife at the gun fight. 

and a butter knife at that...

#472
2 hours ago, Superhero said:

When does she run for office herself. She will own anyone who is debating her, especially some of the bozos the Republican party are throwing out there.

West Wing protocol calls for her to first assume Chief of Staff duties after current CoS suffers a heart attack at Camp David.  Or she can run for an unwinnable district in California.  Her call.

#473

All these stammering assholes know they’re about to be eviscerated and they can’t string together a sentence as a result. They’re like the expendables picked to lead the charge out of a foxhole right into heavy machine gun fire.

#474

Is it wrong that I have fantasies about her coming home, kicking off her shoes, curled up on the couch sipping on a glass of wine, and telling me about all the dipshits she's destroyed during the day?

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#475
48 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

All these stammering assholes know they’re about to be eviscerated and they can’t string together a sentence as a result. They’re like the expendables picked to lead the charge out of a foxhole right into heavy machine gun fire.

it kinda seems like some of these guys haven't spoken to actual, living women before

#477
21 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Is it wrong that I have fantasies about her coming home, kicking off her shoes, curled up on the couch sipping on a glass of wine, and telling me about all the dipshits she's destroyed during the day?

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#478

Seriously, watching some of these media folks ask her questions is like watching rage-a-Holic spend two days coming up with a post reply that serves no purpose whatsoever.  But an A for effort to them both.  Good people.  

#479
1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Is it wrong that I have fantasies about her coming home, kicking off her shoes, curled up on the couch sipping on a glass of wine, and telling me about all the dipshits she's destroyed during the day?

That would definitely be a fantasy.

#481
14 hours ago, Superhero said:

Is it wrong that I have fantasies about her coming home, kicking off her shoes, curled up on the couch sipping on a glass of wine, and telling me about all the dipshits she's destroyed during the day?

It's not wrong, but way too tame.

#482
13 hours ago, Superhero said:

Is it wrong that I have fantasies about her coming home, kicking off her shoes, curled up on the couch sipping on a glass of wine, and telling me about all the dipshits she's destroyed during the day?

uh, you had me until the curling up on the couch thing. she wouldn't stop with the shoes if she was coming home to see me...

#483
14 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

uh, you had me until the curling up on the couch thing. she wouldn't stop with the shoes if she was coming home to see me...

You're underestimating @Superhero's appreciation for a slow nuanced lead up after what was probably an exhausting day at work. Trust me on this one.

#484
3 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

You're underestimating @Superhero's appreciation for a slow nuanced lead up after what was probably an exhausting day at work. Trust me on this one.

nah, you gotta catch them before they get comfy and boozed up and pass out. lol

#486
8 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

nah, you gotta catch them before they get comfy and boozed up and pass out. lol

Lol back at you. You've never gently and slowly massaged a female foot and then ran your hand up a toned calf and then...? But you're right, too much wine and the mood shifts from sexy to sleepy.

But, back to Jen Psaki--her briefing today is at 11:30 CST, a little earlier than yesterday as the President and Vice-President will be meeting subsequently with the Congressional Asian Pacific American Caucus Executive Committee Biden recently announced the appointment of Erika Moritsugu to an executive role.

#488
1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Lol back at you. You've never gently and slowly massaged a female foot and then ran your hand up a toned calf and then...?

Go on...  but slower, please.

#489
1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Smart women are so sexy.

With glasses and wearing an oxford shirt like a nightshirt.  

#490
1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Lol back at you. You've never gently and slowly massaged a female foot and then ran your hand up a toned calf and then...? But you're right, too much wine and the mood shifts from sexy to sleepy.

But, back to Jen Psaki--her briefing today is at 11:30 CST, a little earlier than yesterday as the President and Vice-President will be meeting subsequently with the Congressional Asian Pacific American Caucus Executive Committee Biden recently announced the appointment of Erika Moritsugu to an executive role.

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#492

Also from the same press briefing; very telling that the RW publications (the question was from a Newsmax reporter) see any discussion of racism as an attack against their readers...

 

#493
1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Also from the same press briefing; very telling that the RW publications (the question was from a Newsmax reporter) see any discussion of racism as an attack against their readers...

 

lol, these people are sooooooo persecuted.  

#494

I love when she turns the right wing talking point question around, reframes it and makes them look like fucking morons.

#496
34 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Also from the same press briefing; very telling that the RW publications (the question was from a Newsmax reporter) see any discussion of racism as an attack against their readers...

 

Spot on

#497

Useless in the Press Room (and I wish they would stop showing up):

Fox News

NewsMax

Eternal Word Television Network (Catholics based out of Irondale, AL of all places)

Is One America News Network even there anymore?

Did I miss any others?

#498

There's no way that Jen hasn't had off the record conversations with those RW reporters where they choreograph those exchanges.

Right??

#500

Be honest. How many of you are waiting for her to stop Peter Ducey of Fox in the middle of his inane questioning and just say, 'tone' followed by 'next question?'

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