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1 hour ago, immamac said:

what threads? what are you talking about?

You know what he's blabbering about. Dont lie. Don't be a bitch. No drive by deleting. Get it. 

Perhaps Texags is more appropriate board for Slorch. It's full of idiots and Q MAGAts.

It's almost like some of you bitching about imma missed blacklab's post.  You know "the" fucking blacklab...

 

Edited by Surly Bevo

is this where blacklab does his Katy impression and welcomes people to start their own board?

Someone photoshop the buffalo headress onto slorchs avatar

13 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

is this where blacklab does his Katy impression and welcomes people to start their own board?

people have said I'd be doing this for the last 14 years. At some point some of you may figure out that I will never say that.

Slorch is more than welcome to post here, but threads in the wrong forum will be moved or if they add nothing to the board they will be deleted.

1 minute ago, blacklab said:

people have said I'd be doing this for the last 14 years. At some point some of you may figure out that I will never say that.

Slorch is more than welcome to post here, but threads in the wrong forum will be moved or if they add nothing to the board they will be deleted.

you're missing the point. we want you to say that because it would be funny as fuck.

26 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Perhaps Texags is more appropriate board for Slorch. It's full of idiots and Q MAGAts.

Oh, so you'd fit in with the idiots.

Slorch is going to hire the law dog and sue this site for censorship. He's gonna put the SYSTEM on trial. 

Can you not delete this one bc Hate gave me a "rep point" earlier and I dont wanna lose it

The term y'all are looking for is "slorch'ed."

8 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Slorch is going to hire the law dog and sue this site for censorship. He's gonna put the SYSTEM on trial. 

Listen now, Mr Kansas Law Dog. Law don't go around here. Savvy? 

Show some goddamned respect. The man lost over $30 in loose change and a half bottle of cologne this week. That kind of loss would break any mortal man. 
 

RIP Drakkar Noir

Edited by hookemATL

Did Terry Price cook that...what is that?

Filet-O-Burnt meat like substance.
4 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Did Terry Price cook that...what is that?

Cold Bud Light's side dish.

haha blacklab keeps doing things and immamac gets blamed...that's funny 😄

i bumped the Grilled Cheese thread for you in F&T... you're welcome! 
Haha...he is fucked up and missed it?
Did Terry Price cook that...what is that?
Its called a disappointing sandwich with a side of shitty beer.
8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I never get invited to the kool kid threads.

 

2 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Maybe a dinosaur took it and made it perfect

Wait, did blacklab delete the perfect dinosaur butthole thread?!?!?

THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND!

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

is this where blacklab does his Katy impression and welcomes people to start their own board?

Just be sure if you do make your own site, don't say "tree fiddy" on a reddit ama, otherwise eskimo hut gets the site. Or something like that

3 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

It's a whole brisket sandwich, dumbass.

That's a bigass can of Bud Light.

9 hours ago, immamac said:

also what fucking message am I controlling?

YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT

 

 

8 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Y'all muthas need some Jesus up in heah...

I'm thinking more old testament wrath instead of Jesus.

7 hours ago, TornACL said:

Slorch is going to hire the law dog and sue this site for censorship. He's gonna put the SYSTEM on trial. 

Are we then supposed to start posting lots of scat porn around here?

I give slorch some credit, he didn't claim his 1st amendment rights had been violated.
Now I want my Rochambeaux post put back - or I'm going to start a thread about it.
Don't fuck with rock/paper/scissors

Are you we going to have to move URL's all they way AGAIN/

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Can you imagine being a child growing up in Slorch's household?



MY CHILD WENT TO THE ACADEMY YOU FUCKING LIB PUSSIES

9 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

That’s a penis. 

Which begs the question.... what does your penis look like ? (no homo ). You might need to seek a Dr's help.

Accusing Imma of being a weeping bitch while being a wheeping bitch...bold strategy 

4 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Are you asking to see my member, good sir?  Not sure I’m comfortable with that. 

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH.....If it looks like that I'd say lots of people (and maybe a few medical journals as well) )would want to see it...  morbid curiosity and all..

 

 

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