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I said I wanna see a plaster of Paris bagel with cream cheese paperweight...

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Tonight is mohawk night...if you had a mohawk, you could go in. 

Couldn't you just give me one token, please?

I can't do that. I may lose my job.

Well, who would know... exactly?

I could go to a party, get drunk, talk to someone... who knows

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I was raped once. As a matter of fact it happened right here in this very room. I lived here once. He came in through there on the fire escape. He held a knife to my throat and said if I made a move, he'd cut my tongue out. He tied me to the bed... he took his time... six hours.
 
My god... Was he, uh... did they get this guy?
 
No. Actually it was a boyfriend of mine. To tell you the truth, I slept through most of it. So... there you are.

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