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He may be a fucking terrible coach... but at least he's a reputed asshole who got himself fired by his own brother!

Hooray!!

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Call him or Elizabeth tomorrow and tell him to stop this shit.

Just now, immamac said:

wait wait is it official?


Either that or the bammer 9.95’s are trolling us late on a Thursday night. 

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very poor (and very the ghey) Joey Freshwater starter kit

 

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with this very punchable face

In on PG 1. What the fuck is going on here? Someone needs to explain to Sark that this is like hiring Gene Chizik’s loser brother Fred to coach a position he hadn’t coached in 3 decades. 

@immamac fire up the fucking “Fire Mike Stoops” thread. A special exception to the rule of Surly Law.

12 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

 

That is all.

 

Fuck your pussy ass title. Man up and change it to Fire Mike Stoops. That thread title is more than warranted. 

  • immamac changed the title to Fire Mike Stoops
2 minutes ago, The Ghost of Hau Pham said:

So... what now?


A late dinner I guess. Not like I’m getting in the truck and actually going to go somewhere and protest or anything. 
 

Fuck Mike Stoops. Fuck Sark. Fuck all the goddamn morons in our administration who somehow failed to stop this. How could you EVER think that hiring the jackass retarded Stoops brother is going to be okay?? How the fuck do you let a good, well liked, respected LB coach go out the door so you can hire that fucking retard in the first place???  Just fuck every decision maker involved in this and fuck every pussy ass suit who didn't stop it.

 

No wonder we didn't manage to close the deal on the better options- this dumb fuck Sark was just trying to pull a Charlie all along and sneak in Stoops through the backdoor. Watson 2.0. 

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can we get antifa to run an op at Bellmont tomorrow?

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I’m so pissed off I don’t know what to do.

This is an unbelievable turn of events. We have an unlimited budget and we get Mike Stoops. And he hasn’t even coached linebackers in 30 years. And his brother fired him.

4 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

What is del contes email?

AD@athletics.utexas.edu seems to be an email used

Do not just terminate his position..fire him into the Fucking sun

I’m pissed and ready to kick ass...

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Sark must already back on the sauce. That was fucking quick. 

19 minutes ago, Griff said:

I’m pissed and ready to kick ass...

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Who’s finding out what plane Mike is getting on so we can raise hell when he lands at the airport?

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Too many fucking stoops

3 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

Who’s finding out what plane Mike is getting on so we can raise hell when he lands at the airport?

Maybe the plane just has the other property brother on it and this was all a bad dream. 

If Tennessee fans could stop Schiano surely we can stop Stoopsgiphy.gif?cid=349c9dd7y7qk1121cqvagzuixqunir8n29y7ue3udwjc5835&rid=giphy.gif

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Non exhaustive list of people I’d prefer at lb coach:

tom herman

shaka smart

girl kicker from vandy

coco

watson brown

david hasselhoff 

kanye west 

coleman fucking hutzler

blake gideon

scott derry

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9 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

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Doesn’t he say “Rat Farts” or something of the sort?

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Non exhaustive list of people I’d prefer at lb coach:

tom herman

shaka smart

girl kicker from vandy

coco

watson brown

david hasselhoff 

kanye west 

Wait. Which “coco”? 
Chanel...or the bird on the Disney movie?

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