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#3

He may be a fucking terrible coach... but at least he's a reputed asshole who got himself fired by his own brother!

Hooray!!

Edited by satyanash

#7
Just now, immamac said:

wait wait is it official?


Either that or the bammer 9.95’s are trolling us late on a Thursday night.Ā 

#9

In on PG 1. What the fuck is going on here? Someone needs to explain to SarkĀ that this is like hiring Gene Chizik’s loser brother Fred to coach a position he hadn’t coached in 3 decades.Ā 

#11
12 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

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That is all.

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Fuck your pussy ass title. Man up and change it to Fire Mike Stoops. That thread title is more than warranted.Ā 

  • immamac changed the title to Fire Mike Stoops
#18
2 minutes ago, The Ghost of Hau Pham said:

So... what now?


A late dinner I guess. Not like I’m getting in the truck and actually going to go somewhere and protest or anything.Ā 
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#20

Fuck Mike Stoops. Fuck Sark. Fuck all the goddamn morons in our administration who somehow failed to stop this. How could you EVER think that hiring the jackass retarded Stoops brother is going to be okay?? How the fuck do you let a good, well liked, respected LB coachĀ go out the door so you can hire that fucking retard in the first place???Ā  Just fuck every decision maker involved in this and fuck every pussy ass suit who didn't stop it.

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No wonder we didn't manage to close the deal on the better options- this dumb fuck SarkĀ was just trying to pull a Charlie all along and sneak in Stoops through the backdoor. Watson 2.0.Ā 

family guy suicide GIF

Edited by HateYouAndMyself

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#25

I’m so pissed off I don’t know what to do.

This is an unbelievable turn of events. We have an unlimited budget and we get Mike Stoops. And he hasn’t even coached linebackers in 30 years. And his brother fired him.

#27
4 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

What is del contes email?

AD@athletics.utexas.edu seems to be an email used

#42
19 minutes ago, Griff said:

I’m pissed and ready to kick ass...

roddy piper chew bubblegum and kick ass GIF
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Who’s finding out what plane MikeĀ is getting on so we can raise hell when he lands at the airport?

Edited by TenCarryTom
Too many fucking stoops

#43
3 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

Who’s finding out what plane MikeĀ is getting on so we can raise hell when he lands at the airport?

Maybe the plane just has the other property brother on it and this was all a bad dream.Ā 

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#45

Non exhaustive list of people I’d prefer at lb coach:

tom herman

shaka smart

girl kicker from vandy

coco

watson brown

david hasselhoffĀ 

kanye westĀ 

coleman fucking hutzler

blake gideon

scott derry

Edited by Pato del Muerto

#47
9 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

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Doesn’t he say ā€œRat Fartsā€ or something of the sort?

#49
4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Non exhaustive list of people I’d prefer at lb coach:

tom herman

shaka smart

girl kicker from vandy

coco

watson brown

david hasselhoffĀ 

kanye westĀ 

Wait. Which ā€œcocoā€?Ā 
Chanel...or the bird on the Disney movie?

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