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#104
2 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Might need to close this thread.

 

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#112
12 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

Wait, we're trusting Brian Davis tweets on who will be coach now?  

Don't worry, we're also trusting FCB so the awfulness cancels itself out or something

#113
14 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

Wait, we're trusting Brian Davis tweets on who will be coach now?  

We're trusting that Brian Davis can transcribe actual on-the-record quotes from the head coach.

#121
1 hour ago, boilerhorn said:

Might need to close this thread.

 

If true, then shortest lived thread from hiring to firing.

#122

Screw you guys, the ebays, these crap sports journalists and the illuminati for putting me through nearly 45 minutes of pure hell. People at the Denny's are already staring at me for having beers with my breakfast. My reputation here is RUINED!

#125
19 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

just so i'm clear though...no 'Fire the Dude Responsible For Hiring The Dude That Warrants a Fire The Dude Thread' thread, correct?


 

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  • immamac changed the title to WE DID IT - Mike Stoops Fired
#130

If true, hiring and firing Mike Stoops in less than 24hrs has to be one of the funniest things I've ever gone through as a Longhorn fan.  😂😂😂

Already pouring a drink...

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#133
8 hours ago, ztejas said:

Until I see us on the field next year nothing is going to flip my view of Sark. Which is that he has proven nothing at Texas and has yet to coach a game. We can evaluate staff hires all day long - ultimately it comes down to the product on the field. We won a national title with Greg Davis calling plays. Herman had a couple of great recruiting classes and overhauled his staff after 3 years and it wound up being the same old shit again. 

Is Mike Stoops a bad hire? Yes, probably. Does it make me clutch my pearls and weep for our future? Not really, because I don't know what our future under Sark looks like and have zero data points so far. If Sark sinks we now have exhibit A. If he swims then fuck it, Mike Stoops is our linebackers coach I guess. 

It is certainly a strange hire that is going to piss a lot of people off. I guess I'd be more pissed off if Sark was coming off of a 7-6 season or if he had made other poor staff hires. 

Hah this idiot actually thought the hire was official and that it might turn out okay. 

#135
1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:


 

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mind you, støøps bites can be pretti nasti

#140
12 hours ago, satyanash said:

He may be a fucking terrible coach... but at least he's a reputed asshole who got himself fired by his own brother!

Hooray!!

is mike stoops so shitty even his own brother would fire him or is bob stoops so shitty he would fire his own brother?

#141
Just now, Michael Knight said:

is mike stoops so shitty even his own brother would fire him or is bob stoops so shitty he would fire his own brother?

Bob didn't fire his brother, so this is meaningless.

#144
2 hours ago, JFKFC said:

Screw you guys, the ebays, these crap sports journalists and the illuminati for putting me through nearly 45 minutes of pure hell. People at the Denny's are already staring at me for having beers with my breakfast. My reputation here is RUINED!

There is nothing wrong with having beer with, or for, breakfast.   

#149
8 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

I recommend 4 prongs over 3 prongs. 

4-Prongs makes it a manure fork. Probably still works in this case.

#150
3 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Yet another reminder that the entire $9.95 industry is just fan fiction.

Not true. This deal happened. It got blocked by fan and donor outrage. 

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