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Gee, Wilbur!  Even you don't love me that much.
 

Man admits he had sexual contact with a horse

by KATU News
Wednesday, April 25th 2018
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Kenneth Duyck mug shot courtesy Washington County Jail

WASHINGTON COUNTY, Ore. – Washington County Sheriff’s Office deputies arrested a man Tuesday who they believe sexually assaulted a horse.

Kenneth Duyck, a 20-year-old transient man, was arrested on charges of sexual assault of an animal, second-degree burglary and probation violation.

The Washington County Sheriff’s Office first began investigating the incident on April 19 after they received a call from a resident in the 200 block of Northwest 334th Avenue.

The homeowner told deputies she went out to her horse stables that morning and found one of her horses tied up in a manner she had not left it. She said it looked like other items in the area had been disturbed, indicating someone had been there.

After the horse was evaluated by a veterinarian, deputies believe the horse was sexually assaulted.

Investigators obtained suspect information from the from the victim and neighbors that made them consider Duyck a suspect. They say he frequents the Cornelius and Forest Grove areas.

Tuesday morning, deputies found Duyck parked in a vehicle in the Cornelius Walmart lot. At first Duyck told deputies he entered the stables, but only to look for work. He later admitted he had sexual contact with the horse.

http://wjla.com/news/nation-world/man-kenneth-duyck-admits-he-had-sexual-contact-with-a-horse-near-hillsboro

1 hour ago, RexWilson said:

Was this dude crossbred with a giraffe?

he was just trying to make more of his own kind

3 hours ago, phdhorn said:

Investigators obtained suspect information from the from the victim and neighbors that made them consider Duyck a suspect.

Dude fucked Mr Ed.

Guess, he got tired of going straight to the horses mouth?

I'll need to see a picture of the horse before I render judgment.

3 hours ago, phdhorn said:

 

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Kenneth Duyck mug shot courtesy Washington County Jai

Why the long face?

Edited by RoundRobin

Does the horse go by the name of Rachel Starr?

I thought she was still married to Matthew Broderick 

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

Oregon is the Florida of the Pacific Time Zone.

I’ll give you a hand -Enumclaw is in Washington.

7 hours ago, Blotto said:

Dude fucked Mr Ed.

A horse, of course.

Maybe he was using Google translate and it got it wrong.  Maybe "Neigh, phppppssss" means, "Give it to me."

21 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

He doesn't have any weapons, does he?  

If he can satisfy a horse he might.

This mugshot is exactly what you'd expect to see when you google "what would a guy who fucks a horse look like?"  Just surprised his name isn't Cletus.

With the popularity of the transgender movement would it be possible for this guy to claim to be a horse as his defense?  Just spitballing.

On 4/28/2018 at 8:47 AM, Horny04 said:

This mugshot is exactly what you'd expect to see when you google "what would a guy who fucks a horse look like?"  Just surprised his name isn't Cletus.

Cletus Briscoe?

This is what happens when you shut down Craigslist personal ads.

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