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I’ve definitely had enough of this defense. I get the players aren’t great. But they aren’t even fundamental or fucking know what the fuck to do. And that’s coaching. No reprieve at all for this fuck stick

I can’t get over the fact that sark and CDC thought it was a good idea to hire all the assistant coaches before the DC. It’s insanity. 

Just now, ONE YARD said:

I can’t get over the fact that sark and CDC thought it was a good idea to hire all the assistant coaches before the DC. It’s insanity. 

He did what now? 

The most kansas has scored since 2010 in conference play 

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One fucking time Pete. Get it together, dammit. 

Scored 42 points at home and we are losing.
BWAHAHAHAHHAHH
To be fair there was a pick 6 so we're equal to Kansas's output.

Worst defense I’ve ever seen at Texas. Just turrible.

Wonder if PK and Diaz can 49 each other to death?

This was our defensive two-deep against Colorado last year. With the exception of Juwan Mitchell who SUCKED and portaled to Tennessee, it's the same damn squad we have this year.

The same players who held Colorado to 23 points and 378 yards under Naivar just gave up 42 points and 550 yards to a Kansas squad with the 127th-ranked scoring offense in the country at 15 ppg.

It's the coaching. Stop pretending otherwise.

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16 minutes ago, satyanash said:

This was our defensive two-deep against Colorado last year. With the exception of Juwan Mitchell who SUCKED and portaled to Tennessee, it's the same damn squad we have this year.

The same players who held Colorado to 23 points and 378 yards under Naivar just gave up 42 points and 550 yards to a Kansas squad with the 127th-ranked scoring offense in the country at 15 ppg.

It's the coaching. Stop pretending otherwise.

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You mean Ash* not Naivar.

20 minutes ago, satyanash said:

This was our defensive two-deep against Colorado last year. With the exception of Juwan Mitchell who SUCKED and portaled to Tennessee, it's the same damn squad we have this year.

The same players who held Colorado to 23 points and 378 yards under Naivar just gave up 42 points and 550 yards to a Kansas squad with the 127th-ranked scoring offense in the country at 15 ppg.

It's the coaching. Stop pretending otherwise.

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But @Atticus says we just need some introspection and navel gazing to better understand why this is happening and it's too simple-minded to just blame the coaches.  

Pete I'm begging you, please QuitNowSki

sark should be fired at the end of this season, but just to give us a bone, fire PK tonight.  

Paging Gary Fatterson, please pick up the white courtesy phone

3 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

There is only one bad ass man who can come in and have this fixed by next week. You know what time it it! f1015632aaf68b26d0a9922171618746.jpg

I don't even think he could fix these pussies. Seriously. 

Lake was clearly the reason they had any success on defense. this fucker is clueless

PK needs to be made available to the media.  He hides in the booth all game.  Someone needs to find out what he is seeing that no one else is that's leading him to continue with his dumbster fire of a gameplan.  

1 minute ago, GTJ1982 said:

PK needs to be made available to the media.  ushered directly to the airport where he'll find a one way ticket waiting for him back to Washington. fiHe hides in the booth all game.  Someone needs to find out what he is seeing that no one else is that's leading him to continue with his dumbster fire of a gameplan.  

fixed it

5 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Lake was clearly the reason they had any success on defense. this fucker is clueless

In total agreement here 

I still truly don’t understand how PKs track record hasnt translated at all here. I also don’t understand how before tonight, our defense was excellent in 1st halves and so bad in 2nd. 

What I do know is that PK has to be fired along with several others from that side of the ball.

This motherfucker makes 1,700,000 dollars per year for this horseshit. He made about $150K for this game.  We could literally have the players call their own defense better than this.  

Schooler.  This guy plays safety for us.  Schooler.  IMO, that's fireable in itself.  And I haven't even gotten to Brock, Bush, and a few others. 

Yes, I know.  Devoid of talent, overrated recruits, etc... But, there's no excuse for Kansas to come in off two games in which they scored 3 and 10 points AND SCORE 57 FUCKING POINTS AGAINST THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS.  I've always been at the lower end of the Surly-overeact-fire-someone-now posse, but Jesus.  57 points.

He needs to be gone tomorrow morning.

 

 

This motherfucker makes 1,700,000 dollars per year for this horseshit. He made about $150K for this game.  We could literally have the players call their own defense better than this.  

Lmfao.


Major college football is something else. Coordinators make more than coaching staffs of smaller schools combined. They suck at their job. They know and we know it. G5 should break off from the p5 cesspool and bring back the spirit of college football.

Let the p5s eat themselves within because there’s 3 schools have a shot at winning it yearly. Meanwhile coaches and coordinators take in millions a year to not win

Whatever 'strategy' there was to hiring the individual position coaches on defense before hiring PK, it's backfired spectacularly. The DBs are badly out of sync with the LBs, who are badly out of sync with the D-line.

He needs to be fired. He's shit and has lost the defensive locker room. There's no coming back.  Muschamp isn't available... How about Jeremy Pruitt?  Compliance needs to be told to fuck off and overruled. 

A worse hire than Bobby Jack Wright. That was utterly incomprehensible to me before now, but here we are.

If he is not canned then this program is officially dead.  Manny Diaz is laughing at this “defense”.

This fucking dude is a got damn embarrasment.  what the fuck are we doing hiring a PAC 12 DC?  Sark is a loser.

54 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

This motherfucker makes 1,700,000 dollars per year for this horseshit. He made about $150K for this game.  We could literally have the players call their own defense better than this.  

this piece of shit is stealing money.  

backup fucking QB again....this motherfucker needs to be gone tomorrow.  then we can fire Sark after KSU.

Kansas had 17 touchdowns in 9 games before tonight. 

They had 8 touchdowns tonight against this loser DC.

Hard to even comprehend.

2 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Kansas had 17 touchdowns in 9 games before tonight. 

They had 8 touchdowns tonight against this loser DC.

Hard to even comprehend.

its not hard to comprehend.  ADJUSTED STATS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

30 minutes ago, Cajun said:

If he is not canned then this program is officially dead.  Manny Diaz is laughing at this “defense”.

Buenos Díaz Bitches......LOL

4 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Kansas had 17 touchdowns in 9 games before tonight. 

They had 8 touchdowns tonight against this loser DC.

Hard to even comprehend.

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1 minute ago, Horn Dogg said:

Buenos Díaz Bitches......LOL

Manny will be available soon

Too bad we couldn’t get Odom.  Shit, I would have taken ISU’s DC.  For whatever reason, PK’s defense doesn’t work with this roster in this league. 

1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

I still truly don’t understand how PKs track record hasnt translated at all here. I also don’t understand how before tonight, our defense was excellent in 1st halves and so bad in 2nd. 

What I do know is that PK has to be fired along with several others from that side of the ball.

He coached in the PAC 12 and at Bosie State.  is that not obvious?  he coached in a pussy football league for years.

but ADJUSTED STATS!

15 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Manny will be available soon

Bring on some alligator rolls baby!!!

Oh, and can you throw in a little soy sauce with that?

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