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1 hour ago, immamac said:

Lmfao you really did. Just finished it. 

Hahah I knew it the second it was announced 

3 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Every time they show Godzilla in the movie he looks like an angry fat man in cargo Jorts

We've been needing a Surly mascot.

On 4/1/2021 at 12:26 PM, Underdog said:

Not sure what was up with the RDj/Pacino/Montalban villain.   700 million people in HK, it's in ruins and dad/daughter find each other no problem...  garbage.  

The movie is so fake, they can't even get the population of Hong Kong right.

I enjoyed the movie. I’m shocked that no one has any issues with a little bit of scotch (or whatever it was in the flask) short circuiting the security system. So many problems with the movie but my 10 yo loved it so it’s all good.

2 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I enjoyed the movie. I’m shocked that no one has any issues with a little bit of scotch (or whatever it was in the flask) short circuiting the security system. So many problems with the movie but my 10 yo loved it so it’s all good.

you don't question the scooby doo team saving the world.  Stranger Things Atlanta should have been cut, every bit of it, and the movie would have been perfect.

5 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I enjoyed the movie. I’m shocked that no one has any issues with a little bit of scotch (or whatever it was in the flask) short circuiting the security system. So many problems with the movie but my 10 yo loved it so it’s all good.

There were so many things wrong its kinda amazing that that is the thing you point out

 

I would have liked more interesting fights. They overused Monster A puts Monster B’s head through a building.

I was thoroughly entertained, as were my teenage kids.  The movie was dumb as shit, the acting horrible.  But I went in expecting all that, just wanted Monster v Monster battles as I recalled as a kid.  It did the job, but took it to another level with CGI and better fights.  

Just a personal anecdote, but I think the demise of theaters is premature.  There was a palpable excitement with my kids, and in the crowd in general. 

May not ever reach pre COVID levels, but from my one off there's still a demand for the physical theater experience.

 

I agree with that. My neighbor has a killer 4K projector setup and we went to watch at his house since we knew even our decent setup wouldn’t do it justice.

1 hour ago, Buzzrock said:

I agree with that. My neighbor has a killer 4K projector setup and we went to watch at his house since we knew even our decent setup wouldn’t do it justice.

Movie deserves it. Subwoofer broke a damn glass bowl during the Hong Kong fight. 

Not bad, but disappointing.  Too many lazy plot holes. 
marvel has proven you can make action movies with a decent plot and good acting.  Wish others would follow the formula.  
 

skull island is by far the best “monsterverse” movie. 

On 3/27/2021 at 2:42 PM, Js1 said:

Can’t fucking wait to get high and watch it. 

Did this last night, was not disappointed. 

Family wanted to see it. Wasn't expecting much, but it was a lot of fun. Pretty brainless, but some of the best CGI you'll see. Should have been a seizure warning for one of the flashing light sequences.

Only one nit to pick:

Spoiler

Although they pride themselves on being scientifically accurate in these movies, defibrillators don't work like that.  

 

1 hour ago, Richard Kimball said:

Family wanted to see it. Wasn't expecting much, but it was a lot of fun. Pretty brainless, but some of the best CGI you'll see. Should have been a seizure warning for one of the flashing light sequences.

Only one nit to pick:

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Although they pride themselves on being scientifically accurate in these movies, defibrillators don't work like that.  

 

What? My power of attorney specifically states that, if the need arises, to  nuke me with a subterranean spaceship 

On 4/7/2021 at 8:32 AM, ChickenSandwich said:

Movie deserves it. Subwoofer broke a damn glass bowl during the Hong Kong fight. 

Pretty sure the little girl was deaf from watching the movie. 

My kids, wife and I loved it. My 4 yr old didn’t. I found myself an outcast in my own home. They rooted for Kong, I for Godzilla.

My son declared that Kong was King, but Godzilla was a GOD!

On 4/6/2021 at 6:41 PM, Patricio Swayze said:

Goddamn. That movie sucked.

Just finished it.  I concur.  what a fucking beating.

On 4/10/2021 at 7:01 PM, Richard Kimball said:

Family wanted to see it. Wasn't expecting much, but it was a lot of fun. Pretty brainless, but some of the best CGI you'll see. Should have been a seizure warning for one of the flashing light sequences.

Only one nit to pick:

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Although they pride themselves on being scientifically accurate in these movies, defibrillators don't work like that.  

 

With Surly it’s hard to tell if that is sarcasm or not.  It wouldn’t surprise me if that was the tipping point for posters on Surly and some of them walked out of the theater because they could no longer suspend belief enough to enjoy the movie.

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

With Surly it’s hard to tell if that is sarcasm or not.  It wouldn’t surprise me if that was the tipping point for posters on Surly and some of them walked out of the theater because they could no longer suspend belief enough to enjoy the movie.

Think of it as humor. Like the funny kind, only different. It was a totally silly movie, but fun. Wife and kids enjoyed it, nobody should expect any kind of scientific accuracy out of a movie like this. . 

  • 3 weeks later...

Finally got around to watching this a couple of nights ago since it was leaving HBO Max.  The three fights were cool, and that's about it. Barely anything resembling a story and zero effort spent on developing a single interesting human character.  Will not watch again.

Edited by Tom

It was alright.

When do I get my Gamera movie?

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13 hours ago, ajax said:

It was alright.

When do I get my Gamera movie?

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Gamera is really neat!

He is full of turtle meat!

Edited by atomheartbevo

Well, I'm glad King Kong finally made it to Hong Kong. Disappointed there was no scene involving ping pong.

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