January 26, 20214 yr I think there is one helluva story brewing here with this new staff. I think, with this staff, this next season could blow minds. It would take picking up some key pieces in the transfer market and maybe even a couple stud true freshmen, but the pieces might just be out there. What kinds of things, if you’re a coach, are you telling these recruits about your expectations? TIA Edited January 26, 20214 yr by DeweyCox Specifying
January 26, 20214 yr I can't give you money, but I have on good authority that there's $2000 in cash buried somewhere in west campus. Here's a shovel and a treasure map. You can keep anything you find, but the letter of intent inside the chest must be signed and brought back to your recruiting coordinator. good luck! Edited January 26, 20214 yr by perfectchaos007
January 26, 20214 yr Author Starting to think you guys are serious. But, forilldo...this staff has to be super confident in itself as a collective. All eyes are gonna be on UT. Major spotlight. Major opportunity. Major woody. Never waste a woody.
January 26, 20214 yr We have women romancing each other, most recruits like that unless your JaMarkus Mcfarland.
January 26, 20214 yr You’re asking a bunch of guys who probably recruit women by sending dick pics. Know your audience. Edited January 26, 20214 yr by Coelenterate Fuccboi
January 26, 20214 yr We're building something special so come be a part of it. We know how to put players in the NFL. We know how to win championships. Loyal to the soil. (For instate recruits only) Education and national alumni network. Austin. BBQ and Tex-Mex. Actual female cheerleaders. Name and likeness will make you a bunch more bucks here than anywhere else. Oh yeah, here's a bag full o' money, a Surface, and a PS5 with a bunch of games. You get the loaded F-250 when you sign.
January 26, 20214 yr I forgot to add this one: "Hey, does your mom need a job? I know a few companies right here in Austin that would value her experience and pay top dollar for it."
January 26, 20214 yr 39 minutes ago, ztejas said: You wanna fuck? Let's fuck. (Hopefully they don't interpret it the wrong way) Sorry to derail things for a second, but damn, Super Frank... sad days But yeah basically the pitch should be: 1. Money 2. Devonta Smith good
January 26, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Reese Bennett said: We're building something special so come be a part of it. We know how to put players in the NFL. We know how to win championships. Loyal to the soil. (For instate recruits only) Education and national alumni network. Austin. BBQ and Tex-Mex. Actual female cheerleaders. Name and likeness will make you a bunch more bucks here than anywhere else. Oh yeah, here's a bag full o' money, a Surface, and a PS5 with a bunch of games. You get the loaded F-250 when you sign. You answer questions the way you create thread titles. I passed out reading this post and woke up to dog piss in my kitchen. Thanks a lot for the literary prozac.
January 26, 20214 yr All gas no brakes. Work. Trust = time + consistency. Oh and here's a big phat stack of circulated hundos.
January 26, 20214 yr 50 minutes ago, closetojumping said: You answer questions the way you create thread titles. I passed out reading this post and woke up to dog piss in my kitchen. Thanks a lot for the literary prozac. Get a dog door my guy.
January 26, 20214 yr Was pretty sad to see we only made it 16 posts before ReeseBennett rolled in here with an earnest response. You are not protecting the sanctity and natural barriers between the recruiting board and football board posters, sir. And you fucking know better. You should feel bad. Do you require a sign that says Don’t Eat The Big White Mint? Edited January 26, 20214 yr by SydneyCarton
January 26, 20214 yr 47 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: Was pretty sad to see we only made it 16 posts before ReeseBennett rolled in here with an earnest response. You are not protecting the sanctity and natural barriers between the recruiting board and football board posters, sir. And you fucking know better. You should feel bad. Do you require a sign that says Don’t Eat The Big White Mint? I get no credit for the PS5 line? Tough crowd.
January 26, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said: I get no credit for the PS5 line? Tough crowd.
January 26, 20214 yr I'd go with some version of "Quiet! Never! Can't! Those are just words, they're meaningless, It's time to get out of bed and do something!"
January 26, 20214 yr I feel like we have a real bond and would be heartbroken if you didn't come to Texas...
January 26, 20214 yr "We're here to sing The Eyes of Texas and kick some ass. Looks like we are about out of singing The Eyes of Texas"
January 27, 20214 yr You know who this is? He's a bad ass mf'er and smart man in the HOF. Be a legend.
January 27, 20214 yr ou sucks, atm swallows oh and... Spoiler Edited January 27, 20214 yr by RollLeft
January 27, 20214 yr On 1/25/2021 at 9:22 PM, Getafix said: A bit unconventional as a recruiting approach, but might work.
January 27, 20214 yr On 1/26/2021 at 12:42 AM, BigHorn'13 said: "You see the shit out there now?" The Alex Grinch approach, I see.
January 27, 20214 yr I'd have Reese Bennett compose some heartfelt open letters to recruits on Twitter. Guarantee he has that experience.
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