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Just now, Johnny Sack said:

I'd have Reese Bennett compose some heartfelt open letters to recruits on Twitter.  Guarantee he has that experience.

The patented @RomaVicta school of wooing

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

The patented @RomaVicta school of wooing

Dude, Texags.com has perfected the art of the open letter to recruits.  Roma is a rookie compared to Bailout Billy Liucci's website

We need a badass rapper that loves Texas, like Snoop Dogg is with USC. Give him a paid recruiting position on campus, and have him perform in the locker room before each game. I would mention getting to hang out with him at Moncrief.

CHIEF

3 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

We need a badass rapper that loves Texas, like Snoop Dogg is with USC. Give him a paid recruiting position on campus, and have him perform in the locker room before each game. I would mention getting to hang out with him at Moncrief.

CHIEF

Travis Scott is the name you're looking for

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

The patented @RomaVicta school of wooing

 

36 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Dude, Texags.com has perfected the art of the open letter to recruits.  Roma is a rookie compared to Bailout Billy Liucci's website

Imagine the simple pleasure of stroking their hands and making them smile. 

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That is awl veddy nice, Roma, but I need a mawn.

 

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Edited by RomaVicta

40 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Dude, Texags.com has perfected the art of the open letter to recruits.  Roma is a rookie compared to Bailout Billy Liucci's website

We could film a documentary for every recruit, who cares where they sign

Whores, weed, blow, $100 handshakes, car leases, free grades, strippers in the locker room, Best Buy coupons. The usual.

“Bring us your best offer! We take pride in our guarantee to beat it! You’re gonna like the way you look come draft day!”

-Sark’s Warehouse for NFL Prospects

Edited by Wishbone

Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness. So you will have  that goin’ for you, which is nice.

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