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Good Luck to Casey.

Our program is better off without Charles Thompson working the media at every opportunity.

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  • Yeah because bijan sucks and card is a noodle arm INT machine with small hands and the entire defense is a bunch of underweight and slow anemic players. The majority of this team is returning tal

  • I’ll say it again, players that want to transfer or have checked out on the team or don’t give a shit don’t run over two defenders on 4th down in a blowout to get in the end zone. All this “Casey is a

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15 minutes ago, burdine said:

Good Luck to Casey.   Our program is better off without Charles Thompson working the media at every opportunity.

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TX legend Garrett Gilbert to start Washington's next game

2 hours ago, 52-80 said:

TX legend Garrett Gilbert to start Washington's next game

Wrong thread sir as you surely mean SMU legend! CJK5H!

On 12/20/2021 at 10:47 AM, closetohumping said:

Gee I thought Sark played Casey because Card shit himself in Fayetteville?

Nah, Sark played Casey after that because Charles Thompson threatened to tweet. Had nothing to do with Card shitting the bed.

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Couldn't watch whole video -- it's fuckin' Ian Boyd

 

What is expected of Quinn Ewers?

Well... Name is good - short, memorable, no weird spelling... I think it's fine.

Image, Likeness need a little work. He's gonna need to find a hair realizer who can make him look like he doesn't use power tools to coiffe himself prior to image and likeness opportunities.

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Casey threatened to transfer?! That's not true! Sark realized how bad Card sucked and that he made a mistake in naming him the starter at the beginning of the season over Casey. 

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Casey threatened to transfer?! That's not true! Sark realized how bad Card sucked and that he made a mistake in naming him the starter at the beginning of the season over Casey. 

Did Casey hack your account? You realize Card outplayed Casey in the spring game even though Casey was playing with the 1s and Card against the 2s? Neither was particularly good, but Casey looked hapless for most of that game despite having better circumstances.

Let's see how Casey handles himself in Lincoln. It won't mean a whole lot, but it could help you see that he isn't who you think he is.

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On 2/28/2022 at 7:47 AM, Longboard Horn said:

LMAO IS HE SERIOUS? CARD MORE OF A DUAL THREAT THAN CASEY?! GTFOH 

 

Why are you yelling? 

On 2/28/2022 at 7:47 AM, Longboard Horn said:

LMAO IS HE SERIOUS? CARD MORE OF A DUAL THREAT THAN CASEY?! GTFOH 

 

Mr Thompson, I believe he is pointing out that Ewers would only need 158 yards to be "more of a Dual Threat" than Casey

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5 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Mr Thompson, I believe he is pointing out that Ewers would only need 158 yards to be "more of a Dual Threat" than Casey

Sark would probably bench a QB that rushed for more than 20 yards in a game.

7 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Sark would probably bench a QB that rushed for more than 20 yards in a game.

I never really bought into that. There is a difference between "I want you to keep your eyes up and scramble to throw" and "I dont want you to ever to run". I dont believe a coach has ever uttered the later, despite Longhorn memes. Not to mention Casey's biggest scrambling effort took place vs Ark and he started the next game. 

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30% of Thompson’s rushing yards for the season came in one quarter against Arkansas when they were dropping the defense into Little Rock because they were up so big. It’s why the notion that Thompson was some solid dual threat who was going to bail us out of situations was never reality.

Straight line speed wise, I think Card is actually faster. But as was mentioned above, this offense doesn’t ask the QB to run the ball except for the occasional zone read keeper and rare scramble drill.

4 minutes ago, Snacks said:

Casey wasn't a dual threat while here. Doesn't mean he couldn't be, but he wasn't. 

He slow.....I don't think he's a dual threat but I think he could potentially be a good running QB in another scheme, if that makes sense.

On 11/7/2021 at 8:41 AM, bad_teammate said:

Here's a guy

 

Roschon Johnson is fuckin allsome

On 3/1/2022 at 8:37 AM, lilMAC25 said:

Roschon Johnson is fuckin allsome

Why haven't we used him throwing the ball?  Maybe we will this year out of a two back set.  As much attention as Bijan gets when he touches the ball, a flicker to Rojo would catch someone up shit creek.

28 minutes ago, Gaffords said:

Why haven't we used him throwing the ball?  Maybe we will this year out of a two back set.  As much attention as Bijan gets when he touches the ball, a flicker to Rojo would catch someone up shit creek.

Heck if I know. Why didn’t we go to the wild-Ro earlier?

2 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Heck if I know. Why didn’t we go to the wild-Ro earlier?

Turf toe.

17 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

Turf toe.

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2 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

Heck if I know. Why didn’t we go to the wild-Ro earlier?

Sadly, it works when your defense gives up 17 points. Not many games Texas could sit back and be patient on offense, would be nice if that is an option this year. 

On 3/3/2022 at 5:29 PM, Jkwellborn said:


He hasn’t had turf toe the entire time he’s been at Texas.

Why would you stick your neck out unless you have special knowledge to the contrary? Do you?

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You’re up for it? Ok Card, what’s the shittiest beer you’ve ever drank. Think, this answer is important.

On 3/3/2022 at 5:29 PM, Jkwellborn said:


He hasn’t had turf toe the entire time he’s been at Texas.

I think he meant he hasn't had turf toe during his entire period playing for Texas, not that he's never had turf toe while at Texas.  In other words, there were times he was playing without turf toe, so why didn't they do it during those times.

I don't understand this. Card can't beat Quinn. Put RoJo in the QB battle as well. He can beat out Card. 

 

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Great, now we have a deflategate situation on our hands. 

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19 hours ago, Eggo said:

Great, now we have a deflategate situation on our hands. 

Do better!

Starting to feel like simms vs major. When the season starts, sometime in October we will see who is the simms and who is the major with us fans.

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