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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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#1401
13 hours ago, trauma babe said:

Tr-nny, or any other variant of it. 

Can we still use Transylvania?

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#1403
29 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I debated on whether to post this, but just for reality, an immediate family member of mine took their own life due to bigotry and hatred toward trans people.  Not a small thing.

Condolences.  I appreciate you posting that.

My nephew is struggling with this.  He announced to his parents recently that most of the time he thinks he's in the wrong body.  Thank goodness he lives in a liberal bastion (suburbs of Portland) where there is a LGBTQ club in his middle school, and has incredibly supportive, open-minded parents.  I've known this was coming since he was about 1 year old.  I could just sense it.

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#1407
3 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

Condolences.  I appreciate you posting that.

My nephew is struggling with this.  He announced to his parents recently that most of the time he thinks he's in the wrong body.  Thank goodness he lives in a liberal bastion (suburbs of Portland) where there is a LGBTQ club in his middle school, and has incredibly supportive, open-minded parents.  I've known this was coming since he was about 1 year old.  I could just sense it.

Just support him as a fellow human being is all I can offer you - lord knows I was judgmental at times inwardly, I tried to temper that outwardly, and I'm glad I did because the inward stuff came back in triplicate after the worst happened and I felt guilty as hell.  My sister (the parent) will never recover, and at best will continue surviving, although that is dicey at best. TLDR use the skills you've learned through your personal trials and you'll handle it fine.

#1408
2 hours ago, smuggs said:

Better bring your A-game. She's all sweaty and hopped-up on the Mountain Dew after completing 20 kettlebell jerk-jacks, 12 overhead hanging pile pushers, an 800 meter single leg freedom skip, and a twenty hour session of tantric anal.

Hold my White Claw /Bama Chick

#1409
Just now, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Just support him as a fellow human being is all I can offer you - lord knows I was judgmental at times inwardly, I tried to temper that outwardly, and I'm glad I did because the inward stuff came back in triplicate after the worst happened and I felt guilty as hell.  My sister (the parent) will never recover, and at best will continue surviving, although that is dicey at best. TLDR use the skills you've learned through your personal trials and you'll handle it fine.

Yep.  The ripples and reverberations of that tragedy spread wide.  Judge's nephew was also my daughter's friend.  She still wakes up having dreams about him, and the loss.  The cruelty that people casually toss out like grenades does what grenades do -- casts shrapnel into people all around the blast.

This cruelty that they traffic in, as their prime currency....It's evil.  It's not any more complicated than that.

#1410

Also, something I found interesting is, Marjorie Taylor-Greene's mother is not mentioned in her bios or on her wikipedia page.   Wonder why that is?  

#1411
Facebook is a threat to civil society.



FB did nothing for so long. Zuck is finding out it’s really hard to get the toothpaste back into the tube.
#1412
9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

This cruelty that they traffic in, as their prime currency....It's evil.  It's not any more complicated than that.

I've had an awful lot of time to ruminate on that.  The amount of people in society that feel like they're not winning, unless someone else is losing.  Or suffering.  I've known a lot of people like that in my business life, and the only redeeming quality I can say about them is they're now mostly dead.  Trump embodied that - no matter how shitty of a human being I am I can treat someone else worse to feel better about myself.  Some parents really fucking failed.

#1413
18 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

My sister (the parent) will never recover, and at best will continue surviving, although that is dicey at best.

That's awful.  My wife's sister had a son do the same.  It is by far the single most devastating thing I can imagine a parent going through.  The shockwaves continue to reverberate, several years later.

#1414
14 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Also, something I found interesting is, Marjorie Taylor-Greene's mother is not mentioned in her bios or on her wikipedia page.   Wonder why that is?  

The Devil's Spawn has no mother.

#1415
16 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Also, something I found interesting is, Marjorie Taylor-Greene's mother is not mentioned in her bios or on her wikipedia page.   Wonder why that is?  

Probably because she slimed out from under a rock.  

#1416
30 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Facebook is a threat to civil society.
 

WTF?  Fix your fucking algorithms you morons.

#1417
3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Probably because she slimed out from under a rock.  

My guess was her dad sucked 37 cocks at a truck stop, spit his chewing gum on the toilet seat, and her mom accidentally sat on it.  But hey...

#1420
1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Her vertical is probably less than KarenKeyLargo’s. This is from orientation when she claimed the hotel gym was closed.

 

Now that whole room smells like her sweaty ammonia butt crack.

#1421
1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

Now that whole room smells like her sweaty ammonia butt crack.

Alanis Morrisette's leather pants probably smell better after a show.

#1422
8 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Alanis Morrisette's leather pants probably smell better after a show.

Jeez, man.  Spoiler that.

#1424
6 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Now that whole room smells like her sweaty ammonia butt crack.

"Congresswoman Greene, after you workout, the room smells like a little fat kid running around in the summer, ate about 35 deviled eggs, and then took a hot shit in a warm pool.  The room smells like somebody filled up a crock-pot with Campbell's clam chowder and three rolls of dirty pennies.  Your post workout room smells like Angela Lansbury dressed in a full leather bodysuit slept in a sleepingbag in an unventilated room with violent diarrhea from too much Golden Corral buffet."  /holmes

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#1425
58 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Facebook is a threat to civil society.
 

If you haven't deleted your Facebook yet, that's on you. (Not you specifically - girl, I would never call you out, I'm scared of you).  Zuckerberg doesn't care and never will. 

And spare me the "keep in touch with family" thing - if you really want to keep in touch with Cousin Dingus in Bumfuck, Texas, you can pick up a phone and call him instead of wading through his Facebook conspiracy theory posts.  

#1426
12 hours ago, UncleSonny said:

Counter point: if you believe in that he also created Marjorie Taylor Greene. 

 

10 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Well he is a vengeful god

And to think we're living in New Testament times.

#1427

Her mask for today: This mask is as useless as Joe Biden.

She’s pulling another motion to adjourn.

I want Sharice Davids to come down there and whoop her ass.

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#1428
1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Also, something I found interesting is, Marjorie Taylor-Greene's mother is not mentioned in her bios or on her wikipedia page.   Wonder why that is?  

Her mother was a hamster and her father smelt of elderberries.

#1429
20 minutes ago, Js1 said:

IAnd spare me the "keep in touch with family" thing - if you really want to keep in touch with Cousin Dingus in Bumfuck, Texas, you can pick up a phone and call him instead of wading through his Facebook conspiracy theory posts.  

You know, it's OK if people make the calculation that the convenience of connecting with family and old friends via FB is worth the pain in the ass factor of conspiracy theorists.

#1434
18 minutes ago, Superhero said:

 

And to think we're living in New Testament times.

Sir, does mean Ann-Margaret is not coming?

#1435
11 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

Okay death cult you want to show some bi-partisanship? You really want to show that you are not the party of hate, bigotry, racism, misogyny and all other assorted human behaviors that are designed to denigrate the portion of the population you deem lesser than?

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Not interested.

#1436
30 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Her mask for today: This mask is as useless as Joe Biden.

She’s pulling another motion to adjourn.

I want Sharice Davids to come down there and whoop her ass.

 

#1439
WTF?  Fix your fucking algorithms you morons.

Probably wasn’t even an algorithm - a bunch of MGT stans have organized online and mass reporting any posts on Facebook/Twitter/whateverthefuck as hate speech to get the posts removed.

I think all the different platforms have some kind of automatic kill switch on posts that get a ton of reports from users and then it gets checked by a real human.

It’s just GQP nuts weaponizing the safeguards for their own benefit.
#1440
10 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

But Neera Tanden tweeted that Susan Collins is the worst so that means she’s not fit to run the OMB. 

#1443
6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Listen, I’m sorry you’re FB friends with Briscoe Cain. But you need to purge your fucking FB list, bud. 

it's funny you mention it, because I'm fairly sure this guy is on the spectrum, too. 

#1444

So, when she says that her mask is as useless as Joe Biden.... Does she mean that the mask itself doesn't prevent the spread of the virus? 

#1445
1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

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Not interested.

This.  This isn't some "oopsie" moment or saying the quiet part out loud on accident.  This is who they are.  If it weren't, they could stop it.  They are broadcasting who they are and we should believe them.

#1446
32 minutes ago, Red Five said:

So, when she says that her mask is as useless as Joe Biden.... Does she mean that the mask itself doesn't prevent the spread of the virus? 

I think she means the mask is having a hard time getting it's cabinet nominations through approval.  Bit the mask had it coming.

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