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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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#2851
11 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

She reminds me of my crazy ex wife, who also loves to virtue signal/fellate "patriots".

Ex sent me this along with some threats during our divorce.

She keeps threatening to run for Congress too.

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#2853
6 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

(I wish Rodney Dangerfield was alive to make fun of her).

Maybe Don Rickles. Rodney’s shtick was making fun of himself.

But they say there’s no such thing as bad publicity so it’s probably best that no one talks about her at all.

#2854
47 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Marjorie Eight Toes is so ugly that if you took her to the sea, they would ask what bait you used to catch her with.

Or they'd ask what you planned to catch with her.

#2855
1 hour ago, tigol said:

Do they sell hair conditioner in Georgia?  Good grief.

Its been an ongoing problem for her

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#2856
3 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

She reminds me of my crazy ex wife, who also loves to virtue signal/fellate "patriots".

Ex sent me this along with some threats during our divorce.

She keeps threatening to run for Congress too.

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I mean, that is a hell of a Kung Fu Grip.

#2860
She reminds me of my crazy ex wife, who also loves to fellate "patriots"


So you’re saying she puts out?
#2861
13 hours ago, tigol said:

I mean, that is a hell of a Kung Fu Grip.

That's where the extra knuckles help.

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#2866
20 hours ago, hpslugga said:

Her neurologist has probably advised against it given the massive burden the sheer weight of conditioner imposes on a head that light.

When you say neurologist you mean chiropractor, right?

#2867
28 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

When you say neurologist you mean chiropractor, right?

Clearly, she has a Shaman, right?

#2868
46 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Clearly, she has a Shaman, right?

Her "friend" likes to be called a "Tantric Warrior" (Craig Ivey).

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MTG's other "friend" - Justin Tway:

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crossfit branding is toast.

#2869

those two guys look like the "alumni advisors" for a UGA fraternity recently suspended from campus for multiple date rapes.

#2871
4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Even Bannon looks dead inside when she says that. 
 

of course Bannon is dead inside anyway so…

That look on Bannon is self-hatred knowing that however much he despises her lunatic peasant ways, he still needs to drink her blood.

#2872
5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

When you say neurologist you mean chiropractor, right?

Well yeah I mean whoever she sees before she microwaves a cat at some stranger’s house 

#2873
5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

When you say neurologist you mean chiropractor, right?

Neurologist.  Chiropractor.  Psychiatrist.  Whatever.

Bitch need to see a goddamn Pediatrist.  

#2874
1 minute ago, Lobo said:

Neurologist.  Chiropractor.  Psychiatrist.  Whatever.

Bitch need to see a goddamn Podiatrist.  

FIFY

 

#2875

I fucking hate that.  It's pedestrian, it's bipedalism, it's a pedometer.  Shouldn't it be pediatrist?  

I think her dad was a pedophile.  Is that anything?  

#2878
22 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Too bad the recoil didn't knock her waterhead off. 

It was close.

#2880
Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Man, that is a seriously explosive round.

That Prius was full of tannerite.  Redneck bullshit.

#2883
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The cool thing about that pic is that wherever your gender or sexual preference, it’s a no brainer to rank her fourth.
#2885
On 9/17/2021 at 1:39 PM, washparkhorn said:

Her "friend" likes to be called a "Tantric Warrior" (Craig Ivey).

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MTG's other "friend" - Justin Tway:

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You just know they gangbang her with a bunch of other dudes and that’s just disgusting.

#2886
4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


The cool thing about that pic is that wherever your gender or sexual preference, it’s a no brainer to rank her fifth.

Just on the chance that any random person wanders into the picture.

#2889
8 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

I see MTG loves Trump so much, she sports a full diaper just like he does.

I think that's a codpiece.

#2890
On 9/17/2021 at 6:57 PM, Lobo said:

I fucking hate that.  It's pedestrian, it's bipedalism, it's a pedometer.  Shouldn't it be pediatrist?  

I think her dad was a pedophile.  Is that anything?  

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#2891
7 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I think that's a codpiece.

Something mobius might infer, over fish and chips.

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#2893

Saw she tweeted out something to Ilhan accusing of her being a Brotherfucker...  bitch just needs to be put down Old Yeller style.  

#2894
18 hours ago, brakeman said:

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And that snapping turtle in her shorts has his back turned to the camera...

#2897
6 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Schizoaffective, perhaps.

Why does a 50 cal never backfire when it really needs to?

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#2899
1 minute ago, brakeman said:

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MTG does wear a mask like a grown up when she has to.

Be cooler if she threw a fit on a plane, and we got video of her leaping around inside the cabin like a gibbon.

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