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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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#4751

fuck you, Georgia, for emboldening this bitch by re-electing her. glad her term is only 2 years. 

also, DOJ, where we at with that pipe bomb suspect?

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#4752
4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

fuck you, Georgia, for emboldening this bitch by re-electing her. glad her term is only 2 years. 

also, DOJ, where we at with that pipe bomb suspect?

They are still looking for additional suspects that match the three toed footprints found at the scene 

#4753
On 11/21/2022 at 6:02 PM, speed817 said:

Hate it when I hear that....

it's a dick.

#4755
On 11/8/2022 at 12:21 AM, Beau Vine said:

 

"And next up at the 1 o'clock hour on WHTE is Rev. Jason Graber coming to you live from the Church of the Finished Garage or Mom's Basement."

#4757
2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Rooting for #Team Salmonella

#4759
4 hours ago, RPM said:

Rooting for #Team Salmonella

Bitch is impervious to anything, even a stake or silver bullet through the heart. 

#4760
9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Bitch is impervious to anything, even a stake or silver bullet through the heart. 

Not sure. What happened to her right hand? Off topic, but that is how King Viserys went.

#4761

Are we even sure that's not a decomposing turkey they dug up?  

Shouldn't we brown the turkey, Marj? 

We don't do brown in this household! 

#4766
1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Touche' on making the oven people-shaped, Simulation. 

Not sure if serious, but that’s the back of someone’s head not a brick oven. 

#4767

I don't know why anyone would insult the Christmas Vacation turkey like that.  It looked amazing up until the moment Clark cut it open.

#4771
28 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Does anyone WANT to be on "the Marjorie train"?

<shudder>

Sack

#4773
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is this because she’s tied to trump?

Wouldn’t surprise me.  There’s some kind of little civil war brewing in the GQP for sure.  Lots of purity tests.  Lots of grifting.  The grifters don’t like losers, probably don’t like Trump sucking up all of the oxygen/money in the room.

They are looking at his rallies. Looking at his shitshow of an announcement where they weren’t invited, and where the attendees were more interested in selfies or leaving than what Trump had to say.

MTG had no problem winning her race, and she’s one of the few truly willing to slum with them and would probably return their phone calls, which  gives them some legitimacy (in their eyes), but they want her pried away from Trump.  

#4776
22 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Her fingers are as jacked up as her toes.

Bitch is some kind of Cretaceous marsupial.

Those fingers could feed an entire Ethiopian village.

#4777
 
That turkey got a D1 scholarship because he has great hands, runs precise routes, and has deceptive speed.
#4780
2 hours ago, tchookem said:
On 11/24/2022 at 10:41 PM, Beau Vine said:
 

That turkey got a D1 scholarship because he has great hands, runs precise routes, and has deceptive speed.

Chef on the table

#4782
19 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Didn't they give Michelle Obama shit for wearing a sleeveless dress one time?

Well yeah, but you're overlooking one key distinction.

#4784
1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well yeah, but you're overlooking one key distinction.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


Gosh, wish I could figure out the difference….

She doesn’t do CrossFit?

#4785
1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well yeah, but you're overlooking one key distinction.

 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


Gosh, wish I could figure out the difference….

Michelle has 5 toes on each foot?

#4789
14 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Wait, I know.   Michelle is human.

Not so fast, my friend.

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#4791
On 11/25/2022 at 10:35 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Does anyone WANT to be on "the Marjorie train"?

<shudder>

Republicans will ride trains all day if you call them "trams," "trolleys," or "shuttles."

Or if you put the train somewhere like France.

#4792
On 11/21/2022 at 6:09 PM, RDCanecutter said:

Dude looks like every guy who ever walked into my classroom and said "Whoa! That was due today?"



I keep thinking that some of these guys are actors hired by the Democrats to go out and say the most mind-numbingly stupid and offensive things so that "Christian nationalists"  will be turned off and say, "wait ... what? I can't support that!"    But it turns out that there is nothing so stupid and/or offensive that these folks won't support it. 

#4794
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Who is the ape with the arms wrapped around her from behind?

#4797
5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I wasn't paying too much attention to this since she's in a kitchen with other people.  I thought she was leaning over a pot or something.  

But it's a time bomb.  

What an asshole.

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